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That's so lame <_< Lame you say? This is lame: Cbow only protects over like 2 statues [/hide] Hah, that is lame. So, what about other PvP special drops? Like brawlers/ armour, etc. Anything I should watch for? Brawlers alch for 50k, PvP armour will most likely protect over chaotics, so you can pick up brawlers, but bank before picking up PvP armour. And lol, I just got pray brawlers off a guy wearing a pray cape, after talking about brawlers on this thread. Spooky.

The alch/protect value of the statuettes is 60% of what you'd get if you traded them to Mandrith So Ancient is 60% of 5m which is 3m, Seren is 60% of 1m which is 600k, Arma is 60% of 750k which is 450k, and so on.

Day 1 (11/12/10). Well, what a great way to start my blog with NOTHING EXCITING HAPPENING AT ALL. Well, a few small things did happen. I did a day of quite a bit of slaying, got a 3 boot spirit mages task (YES!!! CURRENCY!!!!!!!!!,) and spent most of my abyssmal cash pile on some broad arrow heads to get 85 fletching for the Seers Elite Diary (that excalibur will pay back for anything I lose though!). Also did 2 greater demon tasks, a blue dragons task, an abby demon task (no whips,) and I capped the day off with a desert strykewyrm task. Gained about 400k Range exp today, (yeah, don't tell me I have no life, I have uni and work :thumbup: ,) and I'll be 95 Range by tomorrow. I Need to make about another 5m from slayer to get the rest of the arrowheads for 85 Fletching, and then I can use my fishing brawlers tomorrow to get 71 Fishing (so I can boost to 76 to catch a Shark in the fishing guild.) And then Seers Elite, here I coooome! I have no pictures to post, mainly because today was the same old grind, but I promise I'll provide something more interesting in the future for you guys :) Peace Out!

LURED!!! FRONT PAGE UPDATED. After being determined clinically dead for the last 3 months, I have now risen from the depths of hell and decided to finally start blogging my crap again. I've been told by many people that I'm interesting. I can't see it, but then again I'm not arrogant - which makes me a great all around person and an awesome role-model. Apparently my psychologist says a blog is crucial for me to get my anger (and sexual perversion) out - and he was so mad when I told him that I hadn't updated my RS blog in the last 3 months that he beat me senseless with a steel cable for the rest of my hour session. When I regained consciousness, I found the nearest computer and necroed this thread. I must admit - I nostalgia'd for a little while, but now I'm back, working on claiming the Guinness world record of "Stupidest thing ever written...ever", so, wish me luck. Gonna revamp some of the sections, and leave a lot of the sections the same with small addendums, because I'm lazy. So here goes nothing. PICTURE/VIDEO OF THE DAY!!! (This does not have to be RS related, just something I find nice and funny! Like Kittens!) NO PICTURE HERE FOR NOW, IT IS COMING SOON! I SWEAR ON JIMI'S LIFE!!! IRL Stuff [hide]As you have noticed, this stuff is in hide tags because I generally assume that no one really cares. My name is Brandon, I'm 17, currently studying Engineering/Commerce at University, I'm holding down a couple of jobs, and to be honest, I am exactly the same as any other average 17 year old except for my one fatal flaw (that I like...*shudder*...Runescape.) But I do also like getting drunk, and club music...so it's OKAY! I Work as a Cinema Usher, so I guess you could say i'm pretty outdoorsy, and I own my own car (a 2006 Red Mazda 3 Maxx Sport,) which gets me around. That's my life in a nutshell, I won't bore you with the details...[/hide] Stats as of Start of Blog Current Stats Past Runescape "Achievements" Again, I don't really want to bore people with "what I've done," (nah, [bleep] it, prepare to be bored) but I have 12 99's as of posting, (Strengh, Smithing, Attack, HP, Defence, Slayer, Summoning, Prayer, Magic, Ranged, Herblore and Dungeoneering) as well as turmoil and overloads (95 Prayer and 92 Herblore). I'll get around to posting some pictures over the next few days.... 13th Jan 2010: 99 STRENGTH (all da haters of untrimmed strength r just mad.) [hide][/hide] Some time in February: 99 SMITHING (what a hawt cape to trim <3) [hide][/hide] 9th May 2010: 99 ATTACK (this was a pretty cool party actually...) [hide][/hide] 12th June 2010: 99 HITPOINTS (used a PC point to get the level, now imma PC PROD OH NOES) [hide][/hide] 21st July 2010: 99 DEFENCE (cos Defence is for noobs and I got it LAST) [hide][/hide] 2nd October 2010: 99 SLAYER (Still my fave 99!) [hide][/hide] 10th November 2010: 99 SUMMONING (Yay for steel titan!) [hide][/hide] 30th December 2010: 99 PRAY (RED BULL MAY GIVE YOU WINGS, BUT POWERTHIRST GIVES YOU BIRDS@@@) [hide][/hide] 31st December 2010: 99 MAGIC (I had a big party.) [hide][/hide] Date Unknown: 99 RANGED [hide]Don't even have a Pic for this one, it was so insignificant to me.[/hide] 20th January 2011: 99 HERBLORE (for a major cape, I really had a sucky party. I blame the quality of my guests.) [hide][/hide] 8th June 2011: 99 Dungeoneering (THANK YOU CHICKENSWEEPERS!!!) [hide][/hide] Current Runescape Goals!!! This section will tie everything else together. It will show you that my insane ramblings have some semblance of meaning behind them - I am actually aiming to achieve something in a video game. Listed below are my current goals - some of them too easy, some of them are stupid and I shouldn't even have ever suggested them in the first place. 1. 110+ Dungeoneering [hide]I like Dungeoneering. Making full prom, moray potatoes and a sachem worldbearer really gives me kicks. So I'm going to get 110+ Dungeoneering in the short term (with 120 being a logical long term goal for the future.) This goal is sponsored by the nice folks over at DUNGEONSWEEPERS - They'll sweep your Dungeons. Short term goal - 110 Dungeoneering: Long term goal - 120 Dungeoneering: [/hide] 2. An Elysian Spirit Shield [hide]I want one of these bad boys. Need to nex + flip + merch for it though. I would also like one and to not break my bank in the process - so I'm going to assume that I have 0gp saved for it right now. Once I start Nexing again, all proceeds gained from slaughtering the [bleep] will go straight towards the pretty blue shield fund. Long term goal - Elysian Spirit Shield [/hide] 3. All Skills 75+ [hide]To be frank, I'm sick of sucking at skills. So I'm going to train them all to be 75+ so I can stand a bit more of a chance in Dungeoneering. It will be painful, but I will prevail. Runecrafting, Farming, Hunter, Mining, Agility, Thieving, Fishing - ALL SKILLS MUST GO!!! Short term goal - 75 Runecrafting Short term goal - 75 Farming Short term goal - 75 Hunter Short term goal - 75 Mining Short term goal - 75 Agility Short term goal - 75 Thieving Short term goal - 75 Fishing [/hide] 4. 99 Crafting [hide]Buyables are fun. Making money is fun. So I will have double fun when I make money to train buyables! This will also be very useful for while I am bankstanding waiting for DG/Nex trips - having something to do is always nice. Long Term Goal - 99 Crafting [/hide] 5. 99 Cooking. [hide]I NEED THIS TO COOK MORAY POTATOES IN DUNGEONEERING!!!!! Also because it's a nub skill that, if I throw money at, will go away. Long Term Goal - 99 Cooking [/hide] 6. 99 Fletching [hide]Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. Fletching is for noobs. And I'm a noob. Long Term Goal - 99 Fletching [/hide] 7. 99 Firemaking [hide]NO DAMN YOU! STOP BREAKING ON ME HAND CANNONS! NO! BAD HAND CANNON! Ah [bleep] it, lets go get 99 FM. Long Term Goal - 99 Firemaking [/hide] 8. 99 Construction [hide] Hey, I needed something to do for BXPW... Long Term Goal - 99 Construction [/hide] 9. Imbued Rings - COMPLETED 11th July 2011!!! [hide]I will notify you when I have got all of the imbued rings. I PROMISE!!! Long Term Goal - 300 MA Rank[/hide] 10. All Hard Diaries Done [hide]Last hide tag of the blog ASHGDDFGUDHU!!! I can't put a fancy signature in, but I will make this a picture of the day when I finish this goal, I promise!!! Long Term Goal - All Hard Achievement Diaries Done[/hide] In Closing If you've made it this far, opening EVERY SINGLE hide tag, and reading EVERYTHING that I've said, then congratulations. You are officially stupider than me :thumbup:. Feel free to post and, please, make sure that you aren't mad bro. And take solace in the fact that, while you may have wasted time reading this, I wasted far more writing it.

#7. #8 should come in the next few days (Mage), then #9 in a bit over a week (Range).

Players will find they have temporary immunity from random events should they die to the Corporeal Beast, to allow them the opportunity to reclaim their losses.

To Sarufool, I am contacting you on behalf of Obtaurian the Great as I am his legal advisor. This document is a subpoena to appear in court on the charge of "Harrassment of an Endangered Species," a charge that violates the Legal Code Law 1, Section 1, Subsection 1.1, punishable by death in 470 countries of the world. On arrival of the court on the date specified (21st December 2012,) you will be subjected to watching 387 hours NON-STOP of the award-winning (but truly awful) sitcom "Two and a Half Men." You will then be presented with washed up actor Charlie Sheen, and we would ask that you perform fellacio on him until he asks you to stop (which will most likely be never, because Charlie Sheen is one of the biggest, stupidest homosexuals in the world.) You will then present, in front of a jury of 12 chimps, your defence, which will be about as legitimitely regarded as Sarah Palin's run for Vice President. Then, also like Sarah Palin, the monkies will throw faecal matter at you until you beg them to stop, at which point they will pee on your head. You will then be condemned to the gas chambers, where you will die by second-hand exposure to the legally smoked Mary Jane of the Plaintiff (the afore-mentioned Obtaurian the Great,) however, because second-hand Marijuana smoke is not harmless enough to kill you in any short-period of time, you will most likely die of starvation. Your body will then be given a "state funeral", and the jury will be fed lunch (I believe the special is "Fillet Saru".) Yours Humbly, Some [cabbage]ting Lawyer.

I got 99 smith in February for that EXACT reason, it was mentioned in a Q&A. Then, after 10 months of waiting, I forgot about it thinking it may have just been crap, but would be nice if it ACTUALLY was something :)

WHERE ALL THE CLUBBING [cabbage] AT??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iGuDWDgrgk QUALITY STUFF BRO!

Did lower rares turn? Last I heard, santa's and masks were unsellable in the GE, and had to be sold 80 20 on the forums...

What's with your exp tracker? Experience is measured in 0.1's nowadays, because the maximum value that can be created by Runescape is 2.147B, and exp is measured in 0.1's, the max value you can get on your counter is 214.7m. After that a few weird things have been reported to happen, either you get the "Too High" message, or the exp counter starts counting backwards...

Or, alternatively, if your name is Marty, you could GET TO THE DELOREAN!

Okay. Familiarisation works like this. Every hour, Pikkenmix opens 2 obelisks on 2 worlds out of all of the members worlds for 20 minutes. At this time, the obelisk is sparkly and you can enter and do your thing. After this 20 minutes, Pikkenmix still stays at the (now inactive) obelisk for 40 minutes, to allow players who have done the activity to collect their rewards. However he will not allow any new entries! Then the next hour starts and the process repeats itself. So it's not a bug or a glitch, it's just a poorly designed D&D.

Just a quick question: Would PKing and selling the statuette drops for cash still be considered DIY, as long as you make/acquire the food, pots, runes and armour yourself? Because if so, that's a hell of a lot easier than all the other methods you have to do to get money :thumbup:

I'm pretty sure I saw a half jug go for a blue + red recently. Not entirely sure though, i'll go check the rares section on RSOF

When you're at your orientation day, just think of the children. But don't say you're thinking of them out loud, otherwise they'll think you're like this dude.

Wait a minute.... That there's like dat prayer on ROONSCAPE@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Who would've thought there'd be a band called Soul Split...

Sucks about losing that stuff...

I'm going to bring some class and a very enhanced lexicon to this discussion "In regards to the comparison of several types of swords to the length of such sword's owners phallis, I would much rather have a Chaotic LONGsword than a Chaotic RAPEier in terms of length, width, girth, and overall attractiveness to the opposite sex." tl;dr: Guys with longswords have bigger [bleep]s.

4 Words. The Old Teleport Animation.

This happened to me too, but you were too busy being a kid in your dungeons to notice. I came to yours and gave you 99k for the cape sir, [bleep] you for not coming to mine :thumbdown: O and btw, nice nolifing son, you spent the 2 weeks that I was in sunny Phuket in your sick and twisted attempt to one-up me every time I try to attempt to do anything in this mother [bleep]ING game!!!! I'm just going to shut up and get turm so I can be better- oh wait, you have 99 prayer? grats btw.

I missed killing those couple of gargoyles on statues outside of the slayer tower. I'm such a failure of a slayer... #6 :thumbup:

I can't slay so good, I missed killing those two gargoyles outside the tower :angry:

Dun be blocking out mah name with that gay ass pink writing, son. :evil: .. Can you even do floor 11? LOL you wish it was you. I can do up to floor 17 THANK YOU VERY MUCH! Or 16...Idk, I trained dung for 2 hours then ragequit, swearing not to train it again until it's fully released like summoning.

Dun be blocking out mah name with that gay ass pink writing, son. :evil: