IHasChicken

DIS BLAWG NEEDS MORE SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA YO

DIS BLAWG NEEDS MORE DOOF DOOF EDIT: OH NO the mod squad came, dammmmmnnn you Saru!

Arma iz so easy I can troll da mods and do eit at the same time. Also, IM A LEGEND COS I MADE LOTS OF MONIES FROM MY TRIO HILT AND SOLO ARMA SKIRT TODAY BUT NO ONE CARES BECAUSE INDIVIDUAL DROPS LIKE THAT AREN'T IMPORTANT AND ANYONE CAN DO THEM AND WHEN I PUT THEM ON MY BLOG NO ONE READS THEM BECAUSE MY BLOG SUCKS AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TROLLING I NEED TO TAKE SOME OF THE TROLLING FROM THIS BLOG AND PUT IT IN MY OWN SO MORE PEOPLE COULD READ IT, AND I'D BE HAPPY I GUESS ALTHOUGH IT IS A BIT HOMO HAVING A BLOG, IDK IF I WANT ONE LIKE THIS BECAUSE THEN YOU JUST GET A BUNCH OF [bleep] LIKE ME COMING AND TROLLING THE BLOGS AND OH HELL NO I JUST CONTRADICTED TO MYSELF BRB GONNA AN HERO. Woops caps.

Make sure you close the deal with some inappropriate innuendo. That's the way I do it!

We basically talked nonstop for eight hours, and we talked about first dates -- she's a RESPECTABLE woman, which I can respect. Not getting my hopes up though. We have tons in common and we got along really well, but I'm not crossing my fingers just yet. We'll see. ALSO NUH UH Don't talk too much, otherwise you'll be landed in the FRIEND ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And dat place suks.

Dats some purty pictures right dere.

Srsly, what is this, I don't even...

Personally, I think it's a conspiracy. Jagex didn't make a good Thanksgiving event, because this year's updates, mostly, sucked so hard, so there's nothing to give thanks for :P

DAT ARMA! Day 15 (25/11/10) Not much to say, mainly I teamed/soloed arma, and slayed a likkle bit. Made a good 40m today off of arma, and it's so easy and relaxing to solo, so I <3 arma now Arma Drops today. SOLO Arma Log Today: (25/11/10) 1. Coins 2. Coins 3. ARMA PLATESKIRT!!!!!!!!! 4. Coins 5. Black D'Hide Body 6. Range + Sup Defence Pots 7. Rune C'bow 8. Mind Runes 9. Coins 10. Black D'hide Body 11. Rune C'bow 12. Coins 13. 7 D bolts (e) 14. Range + Sup defence Pots 15. 101 Rune Arrows 16. Uncut Sapphire 17. Black D'hide body 19. ??? Dwarf weeds (forgot to loot LOL) 20. ARMADYL HELMET (YAY! DAMN! YAY!) 21. Range + Sup def pots 22. Range + Sup def pots 23. Coins 24. 24 Rune Bolts 25. Loop half (AKA Smelly Hilt Impersonator) 26. Black D'hide Body 27. Rune C'bow 28. 3 Dwarf Weed Seeds 29. Range + Sup Defence pots 30. Uncut Sapphire 31. Coins 32. Range + Sup Defence pots 33. 6 Dragon bolts (e) - also ELITE #1 (for this blog) from mini) 34. Coins EDIT: Got another 11 kill trip, I think that's the max I'll get until I upgrade my shield to a spectral and a few other things. Then maybe i'll get 14 or so

EDIT: Dem accidental double posts. EDIT2: DEM HELMETS!

Arma is for kool kids, both solo and in groups.

So basically you're saying that you're 91% of a person? :P

ZOMG efficiency troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry that he didn't train agility completely by going through the GWD agility shortcut. If he'd done that for 13m exp, assuming the shortcut is 50xp, and he made 5m per trip to GWD, he would have made approximately 1.3 Trillion GP OMG But he DID it for free, and JOO CAN'T HANDLE THAT

Day 14 (24/11/10) Basically, a lot of stuff happened over the last couple of days. - I pk'ed a bit more, made a bit more cash - Got 81 fletching and finished Seers' Elite - Slayed A lot Passed 14m Slayer Exp (14.1m atm) - Got 96 Range, and im pretty much ready to solo/team arma as well as slay for the next few weeks to make some DOLLA DOLLA - Downed some guy for full dh + claws in bh, and got 600k loot (yay.) I know I have to update the first page with pictures, but I'm lazy. Big secret. Need 9 more levels (3 range, 2 mage, 4 prayer,) for complete max combat, then i'll just have to skill for all 80+ skills before DG'ing to 100 and then probably quitting for ages. FUN. Gonna be armaing/slaying over the next few days for range exp and teh monies for prayer. That's it for this micro-update, i'll update it more later...maybe

Thanks for the help guys, I went in the void + acp set-up, and was hitting constant 400+'s with diamond (e)'s, maxing at about 510 damage (at 95 range) Also got a 19.1m hilt split 10 or so kills in :)

zomg efficiency troll.

Ely's are nearly GE, and Divine's are below a purple!!?!?!?!?!

No, but really, idc, I can now go to arma safely ;)

Cheers, I'll keep that in mind, and interesting thought about the void. I can get it if I just get a few conquest points up, and will teams let you in if you use it? I guess I'm almost maxed anyway, so I should get in if I'm wearing a chicken suit and using a swamp lizard to melee Kree lol

I'd bring you bossing if you didn't keep failing and going on your pure all the time TIM!!! Also SPAM SPAM SPAM on my THREAD, if you're not good enough to tell me how to do Arma GTFO before I have the mods come to slap you with the banhammer because you're nothing more than a newbie CREWBIE!!! Lol'd.

I'd agree that slaying for your charms would be a better option, but if you're adamant about bursting, with battle robes and a SoL, it should run you at about 20-25m to collect the charms, and 10-15m to get the actual levels (making geyser titans and iron titans are actually pretty cheap these days :))

just a few changes: bring a fury over amulet of ranging and soull wars cape over accumulator Cheers, yeah, I will definitely swap out the capes (as since I don't have much prayer bonus with my current gear, the +12 from SW cape makes a lot more sense than the +0 from the accumulator) :P, and I actually made the foolish mistake of selling my fury to buy 99 Summoning, 99 Smithing, 92 Herblore and 95 Prayer in relatively quick succession (which basically destroyed all the money I made from 99 Slayer,) so would a glory be better than a ranging ammy until I got the money for a fury again?

I have been there/done that with most, if not all the other bosses in the game, but it hit me that I haven't tried Arma that much before. So, I'm considering trio'ing Arma for a couple of weeks as a way to make some cash, but I have a bunch of questions that I need to get answered before I consider it. My Stats: 99 Attack 99 Defence 99 Strength 99 HP 97 Mage 95 Range 99 Summoning 95 Prayer 92 Herblore My Gear (NEED VERIIFICATION) Helm: Arma Helm OR Verac's Helm (having trouble deciding which one would be better in a trio) Body: ACP Legs: ACS Ammy: Ammy of Ranging Boots: Infinity Boots (I heard these were good for mage defence, and better than snakeskin?) Gloves: Barrows Gloves Shield: BSS (I know a DFS/Spectral is better, so i'll be upgrading these when I get the money) Cape: Accumulator Ring: Archer Weapon: Rune Crossbow (with Diamond Bolts (e), and Broads for KC.) Now, for the questions. 1. Arma helm or Verac's helm for trioing? Is the added defence and prayer bonus of Verac's helm worth the loss of the range attack of an Arma Helm? 2. Curses or Prayers? I've heard it's useful in trio's for one person to be leeching Range/Mage/Defence while the other two use the 15/20% prayers to increase damage. So should I say that I will take curses, because I don't have Rigour/Chaotic Crossbow, or should I just go on normal prayers with my 15% Prayer and lose the ability to Soul Split. 3. Healing. I have access to Soul Split (but don't know whether to use it, as outlined above,) and I have also almost done Seers Elite and will have the best Enhanced Excalibur by the time I'm ready to Arma. So, would I need Soul Split if I was trioing with an EEE, or would it not be necessary? 4. Familiar. I'm at a crossroads here, would it be best to take a Yak, a Steel Titan (to deal with my minion while I fight Kree,) or just a Unicorn? I know that Yak is less useful here because you don't need to bank the bones (unlike at Bandos,) and could be considered as overkill, especially while trioing with other people who don't have a Yak. So, is it best to have the DPS of a Steel Titan, the healing of a Unicorn, or the invent space of a Yak in a trio? 5. Potions. I have 92 Herby and access to overloads, but a lot of people say that just taking Grenwall Spikes and making extreme ranging pots from the range pot drops in the room is the best way to go. So should I take an overloads/brew invent, or should I just take grenwall spikes, and high healing food like rocktail in my invent/BoB (if I take a BoB.) TL;DR, are overloads worth it here? 6. Invent. If anyone has a rough invent for someone with my stats/gear, it would be much appreciated. Thanks for reading that essay, I just want to be SURE that I have everything right before I go :)

Day 7 (17/11/10) True to my word, I haven't updated this blog. Told you :P But now I'll try to quickly fill you in, without wasting your precious time, on the happenings over the last few days. I: Got 80 Cook from Wines (For Seers Elite) Slayed a LOT and got 95 Range Went to use my fishing brawlers, fell in love with pking, then made 11M in a day Promptly lost about 4M :( Went and bought 80 fletching (Again, for Seers Elite) Got 70 Con Did the whole pest quest series, and because an EPIC Korasi's prod Then Today, I PK'd in 100k addy sets, got called many nasty names, but still made about 10m and got 3 VERY USEFUL Brawlers (pray, cook, fm) So that about sums up my last 5 days. Still waiting for that first post, but my heart of hearts tells me it won't be coming for ages. I'm planning to PK more (I'm a Korasi PROD) now, then i'll buy some pro arma gear, do Seers Elite (For the epic excaliburrr), and live at Arma for a while to heal my bank. That about sums it up. Peace Out, Chicken.