Vezon Dash

85% of ponies in Equestria are females, and you can tell because the females have the smaller rounded faces whereas the males have bulkier block faces.

Chrome is a better browser anyway. When I was doing stuff to get cozy to Chrome, I was taking a liking to the looks. Oh god, it's freaking cold here. Chrome themes are pretty sick too.... take mine for example... I just love the color purple. Sexy and manly color.

A 15 year old boy got kicked out of his house for being a brony. Is that even legal to kick a child out of your house until they are 18?

Nothing wrong with you, move along :P Rarity was completely missing in Luna Eclipsed, though, which felt kind of odd. I don't think there's been another episode where any of the Mane 6 doesn't show up. I don't recall seeing Rainbow Dash in "Look Before You Sleep" or "Owl is Well that Ends Well." Then again, it has been about two weeks since I watched those episodes. Maybe she appears for like 5 seconds in the background or something.

Alright... I had the most scary-ass dream last night that I've had in awhile... It is set in the future (maybe 10 or 15 years), and I was a den leader for a local Cub Scout den. I was driving down the road and passed this park, and I saw another group of Cub Scouts doing a Pinewood Derby race. As I passed by, I remembered that our den was supposed to be having a similar competition, the rain-gutter regatta, that day and that I was missing it. So I drove really fast and headed over to the house of one of the boys who was in my den to talk to his parents. I arrive at their house (it is pretty old and beat up) to find that the two parents are fighting outside over something. I get out of the car and head up to them, and they instantly stop fighting. I asked whether their son was going to participate in the rain-gutter regatta today, and they said that he didn't want to do it. Then the dad asked me to come inside. So we get inside, and the house is pretty much complete shit. We go and sit down at a table, and I ask the dad how I could be a better den leader. He goes on about how I seem very distant and don't really like the kids all that much, and he suggests that I do more with the kids. I agree with him and we continue on. The family dog walks over to the table we are sitting at and starts to talk. It was a large brown dog (no idea the breed) and I thought that it was weird that it was talking. It started to ramble on about hats and keys (TF2 invaded my dreams lol), but he wasn't making any sense. The dad told me how the dog was addicted to keys, and that the family was too poor to provide him with keys. All of a sudden, the dog runs over beside me and viciously attacks my right thigh. He starts snarling things like "Give me a key! Give me a glory." (as in amulet of glory from Runescape) I quickly look around for something to calm him down with, and I spot 3 glory amulets on the table and try shoving them in his mouth. Unfortunately, all 4 of the charges had already been used up so the dog didn't want them, and he continued to tear at my thigh. I started screaming and yelling for the dog to get off and let go. The dad gets up from his chair and kicks the dog in the face. The dog instantly died and fell over dead on the floor. Somehow the kick managed to remove all of the skin (including the ear) from the left side of the dog's face, revealing its toothed jaw. I ran out of the house and returned home. The next day, I went back to that guy's house, and he had a bunch of stuff laid out on the table for me. He had a bunch of random TF2 hats, metals, and keys he gave me along with an old tv and a small amount of money. He said he wanted to to have it to pay for the medical bills (but I didn't go to the hospital), and that he was going to cancel his cable tv and give me his iPod once he got it back from a repair shop. So I took the stuff and left.... The end.

Chrome is a better browser anyway.

As much as I like Rainbow, Rarity is a much better character in general. Even though Rarity seems to be a drama queen, she is a very hard worker and sticks to the Element Generosity. Think about it. Rainbow Dash represents loyalty, but has she ever really been a good representation of loyalty? Not as far as I'm concerned. Still, Rainbow is best pony because she is a complete [wagon] like me. Most people either love Rarity or absolutely hate her. That's just the way it works. However, I'm sure we can all agree that Pinkie Pie needs some Addreol. Amirite?

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Considering you joined in '08 I'll say you're not on enough! Anyone had these danish butter cookies? Delicious! My favorite kind is the crescent one to the far right. Well. I was never really all that active until I went off to school this year. I was at maybe 350 posts at the beginning of August.

Strawberry Frosted Mini-wheats... Edit: 900th post. Damn I'm on these forums too much...

I just saw that movie a few weeks ago... That [bleep]ed up shit there...

Thanks... We appreciate it. ON TOPIC: How did we go from relationships and advice to mental sicknesses?

Name/server? I just play on the main PO server. Name is "my little brony". What tier?

Anyone up for some Pokemon Online?

What? Y U NO like Rarity? Rarity is second best pony... The alarm I get up to in the morning is either the MLP theme song (season 1 song, season 2 song blows) or Rarity's utter [bleep]ing in episode 19... Nothing better to wake you up than Rarity whining her ass off... She's alright, but her perfectionist attitude is what gets me. To be honest, I get the feeling each pony is representing a stereotypical teenage female personality in a way. I haven't watched enough pony yet, so it might change. Dash and Twilight are still topping my list for awhile (since I can relate to Dash with personality issues). :^_^: I absolutely HATED Rarity until episode 19. Then episode 9 and 19 became 2 of my top 5 episodes of all time. Just give Rarity a chance.

I've never been a fan of LOTR, but I like midgets. (or dwarfs in this case)

I should start on my research paper outline that is due tomorrow...

What? Y U NO like Rarity? Rarity is second best pony... The alarm I get up to in the morning is either the MLP theme song (season 1 song, season 2 song blows) or Rarity's utter [bleep]ing in episode 19... Nothing better to wake you up than Rarity whining her ass off...

Come on now, book!Gimli was a badass. The movies ruined him :sad: Midget dude with giant ax > all others.

oh..... GOD DAMNIT!

Only helps if you have a toxic orb.

Ugh I despise that. Although I get it over negative emotions in general (fear, anger, dread, worry, etc). I have very poor circulation in my right leg. It's always cold. This post made me realize how [bleep]ing cold it feels right now. D: On that note, make a fist. You are now aware of how your pinky doesn't quite fit in your hand and chafes against your ring finger. I don't get it. :mellow:

Several things. Fly Destroy magic and trap cards Troll Kinky sex IN MIDAIR Write epics Troll recruit Kill penguins Cause the end of the world Play Pokemon Troll Watch MLP Interested? Yes.

What do you harpies do besides troll?

The dps is much higher with SoA, but unless you a tree that grows partyhats in your house, it may be worth it just to stick to fire surge.