Vezon Dash

What? Not sure if I want to believe this.... Not sure if happy or sad about this either.

nom nom nom, leafy greens... Throw some carrots, croutons, and some salad dressing; and you are all set.

It's the lack of experience. I can read a recipe and follow it as best as I can, but I can never try that in my house without being looked over upon. It's not that I CAN'T cook so when I move out I'm screwed, but, I just never did it before. It was the same thing with me and laundry. My mom did all of my laundry until I moved out, but I know how to do laundry.

I do not have one favorite word. I have favorite word types such as... explicit phrase: [bleep] verb (infinitive) : to Jew adjective : skanky And the list goes on.

I had both. Use common sense here. I'm not going to beat a baby, but I might beat a child of an older age. Why on Earth would you beat anybody? Spanking is a punishment, beating is abuse. It works.

That's what I got too. OoO is a pain sometimes.

I had both. Use common sense here. I'm not going to beat a baby, but I might beat a child of an older age.

Why don't people beat their children anymore? Sometimes I see those kids in the store misbehaving and you can just tell that the parents don't discipline the kid. It pisses me off that parents won't give their kids a good ass whooping every now and then. Not saying that I'm a perfect child, but I was beaten as a kid. I usually listen to and obey my parents, and I am not rebellious like some people. Spankings did me good, and I am grateful that my parents beat me as a kid. People need to realize that it works. Giving kids a time-out or a grounding doesn't. (Well, at a younger age of course.)

How are people voting for Taylor Swift? Miley's AIDS and chlamydia are enough to knock out Taylor in about 10 seconds flat.

That is when you whip out your big boy voice and give it a good "GTFO!" Then force them to leave, and get your RA if you have any further problems.

C'mon man. Humanity has been [bleep]ed for awhile now. Maybe that DJ thing will work out for you though. Yeah I hope so. Inb4RyanpostsabouthisGFbirthdayandanyloving/sexual/kiky/etcmessagestofollow. Decided to take my frustration out on TF2. 172 points as a Spy... Impressive. I'd love to be on your team on tf2 lol.

Hitler was a gentleman, and so allowed his former ally to choose the time and place of their match. The two men walked proudly to the arena, and the audience was immediately aware that Hitler was outmatched; On the outside, he was a small, sickly man whose hand wouldn't stop shaking. As the fight began, however, it was revealed that Hitler was unusually fast and stronger than his build would suggest, traits which he attributed to being Aryan. He deftly dodged each of Mussolini's slow, yet powerful punches, but was caught off guard when Il Duce landed a vicious kick to Hitler's testicle. Hitler immediately started to cry, shielding his face from the rain of fists. After what seemed like not nearly long enough for the mostly Jewish audience, Mussolini backed away, just in time for a train to arrive on top of Hitler. The remaining 90 minutes of World War 2 were a romantic comedy. Winning.

C'mon man. Humanity has been [bleep]ed for awhile now. Maybe that DJ thing will work out for you though. Edit: Aeon, I totally read that as "incest day" >.<

I have a few crates that I'm willing to give away if someone wants them. I'm not going to pay to open them lol. Also, epic GIF.

This. The Scarlet Letter is sooo dense.

And this is what every person that doesn't watch my little pony thinks you people are like. Which pisses me off... I'm not a closet brony (quite the opposite), but I'm not a dumb ass either. (inb4 Nomrombom says otherwise) Edit: Also... I saw something yesterday that's made me feel like [cabbage]. I haven't eaten in over 36 hours after seeing this image because I can't seem to stomach anything. It probably won't make any of you feel the same way, but this kind of stuff destroys me. This weekend I'm going home for fall break, and I'm going to go off for a few hours and try to get over this.... Edit 2: oh [bleep] me...I'm crying again.

:lol: Think I'm the only guy here who really can't stand the CMC. Their anthem is probably the only song I can't bear. I can't stand them either. Alone, they are fine, but together... God save us all.

he is so musclesglasses off epicmealtime. My god. I totally see it lol!

Today I decided to have some alone time this weekend to figure out a few problems I currently have. I feel like smoking a cigar or two, and I'd like some advice on what I should buy. Any suggestions?

Well... I'm a fanboy so I have to go with Hitler on this one. He was also in the military as a soldier, so he was most likely trained in hand to hand combat.

I stopped at 25 seconds lol. My friends and I don't even sound that bad sining winter wrap-up... Then again, we sing at our job like.... 6+ times a day too.

Awesome! Just curious... Is it possible to get a crab to become familiar enough with you that you can pick it up without him trying to pinch you? I wouldn't know, but fiddler crabs are tiny. It pinching me would just save me the time of having to pick it up. I won't have a dorm mate. I'll have to share a bathroom with a guy but that's it. Alright.

Crabs can kind of smell. So you should check to make sure that it is ok with your dorm mate before you get them.

I can't have a dog in my dorm...

CLONE THIS THING. Seriously though, pics? The cricket is no more, or else I would post a pic. I wanted that one gone, so I fed it to my tarantula first. She happily ate it too... thank goodness.