Everything posted by kehllz
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, but it's a can of cocaine 'coke' and the cops see you with it, bust you for drug possession and throw you in prison with a large southern man who thinks that you've got pretty teeth and wants you to squeel like a piggy. (More 'Deliverance' refrences) I wish my unborn baby hadn't died from lead poisoning.
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CountDown From 15K - COUNTDOWN FINISHED!!!!
And ze number of ze day is 10,684
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, but it is your family (in chili, Cartman style) I wish I could taste sticky's tears. Let me lick your face.
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Count to ~200~ before a mod posts - fifth round
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The Wiki Game
Setanta Sports Cup 2007 Republic of Ireland Atlantic Ocean Whales Sperm Whale Octopus Chromatophore Iridescence Optical Phenomenon Flourescence Find...Remington 700 (rifle)
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned for using an ironic and over-used form of banning
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Count to ~200~ before a mod posts - fifth round
6, let's keep this gravy train rollin' people.
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The Smilie Game
:thumbsup: (I think I might be related to them) Bunny rabbits with big pointy teeth
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Count to ~200~ before a mod posts - fifth round
I give it a 2 thumbs up out of 2
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CountDown From 15K - COUNTDOWN FINISHED!!!!
ten-thousand six-hundred ninety-one. (10,691) *To DVD* I'm sorry about the binary. Please don't make me swiss cheese again.
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Type your fourum name with your elbow!
kehllz Hellz yeah.
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Ask a SMART Question, Get a STUPID Answer
'Cause it just got dissed What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everthing?
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
Granted, but you are actually a dog, and so the chocolate kills you I wish everyone had pie, except the diabetics, they should have low sugar glucose replacement pie.
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Kill the person below you
Both heads consult and realize the flesh eating insects inside us are omnivourous and vomit them up to eat the red panda barrage. And why not keep hanging out in the pit of [bleep]es, it's a pretty cool pad. TPUM will be killed by being exposed to extreme amounts of radiation
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Ask a SMART Question, Get a STUPID Answer
You put your left foot in and shake it all about. Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, you are near?
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CountDown From 15K - COUNTDOWN FINISHED!!!!
I'm going by the planet Venus' year, it's shorter. 10704
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Count to ~200~ before a mod posts - fifth round
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned for having a sig that is such a bright color I get the desire to claw my eyes out of my face.
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Ask a SMART Question, Get a STUPID Answer
Because the Floffelgagger just sucked your brains out through your ear. That's also why you can't hear out of your left ear and why you're dead. What is the average rotational speed of the planet mercury?
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The 'You're Banned' Game (over 38,000 banned!)
Banned for the use of Raccoons in an avatar. They creep me out, with their little nimble hands. Raccoons and Cephalapods.
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The Wiki Game
Indonesia-Timor Leste Commission of Truth and Friendship United States New York City List of Museums and cultural institutions in New York City Museum of Modern Art Booya, five. Now find the letter P (and the Number 3! Not really, just the letter) (Tried this one myself, started with Macrogol and got it in ten.)
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Kill the person below you
My father was Prometheus so it simply grows back tomorrow (My family tree is whack) My other head and I, along with the flesh eating insects, decide that TPUM will be eaten by a deranged group of red pandas that have mistaken them for bamboo.
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CountDown From 15K - COUNTDOWN FINISHED!!!!
10706 minutes, how do you measure, measure a year?
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Kill the person below you
My mother was a hydra so I simply grow back my head, plus an extra one. After much deliberation, me and my other head have decided the method for killing TPUM is to drop a train on them.
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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)
But, I'm a guy, how the hell does that work? Anyways, the lightning combined with the high amounts of fertalizing chemicals in the soil they were buried in (it's a golf course) causes them to come alive. One night you awake to find them standing on your chest. Their little bunny mouths open and despite their lack of lungs and vocal cords, they whisper in a menacing tone "We were never meant to be..." I wish everyone had cake, except the diabetics, they should have low sugar glucose replacement cakes.