foursideking

Go 'boioioioioing' when

»«...well, at least being the cat lady has 1 good benefit: you'll literally be able to hear hundreds of male things go 'meow' without ever worrying about there being an ugly white guy behind you (ie: anyone in the h&a threads)

Maplescape!

Granted: you now get whacked off by the yakuza, and picked off by a porcupine (or the other way around, whichever is worse) I wish oj was in jail...

Ability to make characters with manboobs (tubbies play too jagex)

»«...wits, you sound exactly like my fiance when I first met her...minus the hatred for her roomate (apparently she had a dead spider collection or something)

Granted: you're now the president of america I wish my posts didn't keep getting ninja'd

Granted: here's a viagra to keep your heart on and your hardon. I wish matt damon made a good movie for a change...

Well, wits, you have a smart mind, and a '[bleep] factor'. Combine those 2, and you either get tom cruise, and/or an interesting combo that most guys look for...

Wait until the ash update comes out, and bones should plummet severely...

Believe me, we all do. I wish dogs didn't hump everything around them...

@wits: you have the perfect attitude now to find someone decent. It's like that one saying, 'those who are tired of searching for something always get an abundance of it'. Don't give a crap about dating for a few more months, and chances are you'll have a good relationship...

Kinda sad to see that forsberg retired, even though he prolonged it kinda. Versteeg for 2 draft picks, possibly the best option for the leafs. Now all they gotta do is trade jiggy to a team like edmonton for 2 more draft picks, and then the leafs will finally have a 'future'.

><...Leave it to halo to complain about [bleep]...

The task/diary thing can wait till after the quests though, seeing as they could still add a ton to the place, like another pest control-like minigame revolving around vampire killing, and an update on the shade killing one...

Psychological torture....ah, the one true martial art of women. Many men have crumbled by the sight of this magnificent tool, and many mistresses have been emotionally destroyed by it....the 4 most powerful words a woman can say to anyone: no sex for you!

There's a difference between cats and men though. Cats make accidents in the litterbox, men make accidents with interns...and the television...and everyone else

Mistake2: assuming men think

Rape wall trauma syndrome... 41hp, and -500points to napalm for raping an inanimate object...again (sorry grandma)

Myreque series needs a grandmaster one. Maybe have one before, but the quest line is getting to the point where they need a finale soon.

Lol...I'm 22, and have a fiance, so scratch me off that list...

Granted, guess where I made it appear... I wish morgan freeman narrated every tip.it'ers life...

Charosaur?

They're the people from the show glee...those bastards

Granted, your backyard is now your bedroom! I wish I had aquaman as a neighbor