Jehosaphat

Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps, cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,

Okay, that's enough quote pyramid for me.

Wait, what are we doing? Are we spamming to a monument or something? 6k Oh. See, I'm one of the people who set it to max posts/page, so I'm coming up on p3k. Huh. Guess I'll spam with the bros tonight.

Wait, what are we doing? Are we spamming to a monument or something?

Mentlgen.

e_e what. where.

I don't really like American schools. There's no individual pacing, and in the few instances that there is, it paces you incredibly slowly.

So you're asking us to boycott BXPW becuase of the crap excuses for updates we've been getting recently? To put my opinion simply: If Jagex pulls their collective heads out of their collective asses and makes some decent updates, I want to have the stats to enjoy them. I'm not going to miss a chance to get those stats with less grind.

Yes but only inside the mini-games. Outside they are statless. ? where does it say that? All I saw in the Kb was that they provide extra 15% damage aplifier when in minigames if using the full set. EDIT: nevermind...I was being blind... "Hybrid armour can be obtained from various minigames. These pieces of armour are entirely cosmetic except for when they are in the following PvP minigames" The +strength bonus is anywhere on the map. The +15% bonus is for the mini-game, so in the mini-game you get +strength and +15%. No. ALL the stats every single last one of them are not in effect outside the mini-games. The +15% is jsut a set effect it also gains in mini-games where you can actually wear the whole set. Outside a mini-game hybrid armours are 100% cosmetic only Given how vague Jagex was with the announcement, I'm not sure how sure we can be about this until someone on TIF actually gets a piece and posts a screenshot with the stats.

Is it bad that when I opened this topic up and read the first post, my first thought was "Wow, I wonder how badly they're going to screw these updates up?"?

Goon: Posting cats, awesome youtubes, and talking people out of suicide. You have officially reached the highest tier of Brodom. You are the High Bro. It is you.

If someone started IMing me like that, I'd automatically read it as if they were high as a kite and automatically ended their statements with something stupid about rainbows.

That reminds me. I like how they made the bit of the armor with the most/best bonuses the one that you get from the old PvP minigame that almost nobody plays because you can get better Tokkul fighting Jad or kill stealing from the bots.

Then I have succeeded. Because, being the paranoid nerd that I am, I actually put effort into being dull and obnoxious. That way, even if someone somehow manages to get the information necessary to stalk me, they will have no reason to. Until my army of mech-cats takes over the world, but by then I think I'll have bigger problems than stalkers.

You are still far, far away from being able to stalk me, though. Right?

And yet they consider items that give a fraction of that bonus to be worthwhile. What.

You see this? I was wrong. Reading an article now on a 5.3 quake that apparently hit southern Colorado. I either didn't feel it because I was too far away... or I slept through it. Damn it, I never get to have any fun. Ahah! Colorado. I had a hunch after reading your previous post. It was either that or Iowa. And you know that it's Colorado... how? For all you know, I'm in northern New Mexico or Arizona, southern Kansas, northern Texas, on the Oklahoma panhandle.... Heck, I could be just about anywhere that's closer to southern Colorado than the earthquake in Virginia and just know jack about earthquakes.

You see this? I was wrong. Reading an article now on a 5.3 quake that apparently hit southern Colorado. I either didn't feel it because I was too far away... or I slept through it. Damn it, I never get to have any fun.

9m xp/hr if you have the patience to get 800k Livid Farm tokens and the money for the runes. ....It's almost like they're accidentally encouraging the bots.

I get absolutely no natural disasters where I live. No hurricanes because I'm too far inland, no earthquakes because of the lack of fault lines, no volcanoes... Closest thing we get is the occasional tornado. Maybe a rockslide on a busy highway if we're unlucky.

Hmm. Looks like I'm off to FOG and Pest Control then.