Jehosaphat

Okay. I've tried modding moderate-complexity Dungeoneering style games (CyberDuels, SoN), as well as a high-complexity Hegemony-style game. None of them worked out. So I figured I have nothing to lose by starting a game so simple, it's..... simple. Gameplay is Dungeoneering-style - you tell me what you wanna try to do, I roll to see if you do it excellently, poorly, or fail to do it at all. Absurdity will be factored into the roll - less absurd, more likely to occur. There will be no experience points, stat points, whatever the hell you call them. Instead, I'll base extras off of how experienced I think you are - the more you've played, the better off you are in that regard. Equipment will be limited to two slots - right hand and left hand. Backpack is limited based on what you choose to carry in it. Just remember, it's a backpack. Not hammerspace. Your character will be wearing basic linen clothing - bad things will happen if you try to remove or replace it. VERY. BAD. THINGS. Magic is allowed, as well as just about anything you or I can think of. Sessions will be held whenever I can be bothered to hold them. I hope to be bothered enough to hold them frequently, as modding won't require essentially any mental or multitasking strain on my part. As with most games run Dungeoneering-style, you gotta have 3 people here to start. Oh, and you start with a basic weapon of your choice.

I'm with Team "Stake-them-all-and-end-this-overdramatic-Twilight-crap." Also known as: Team Buffy.

Just out of curiosity, have any of the Taverners ever played Settlers of Catan?

Theros climbs up, assesses his injuries, and tries to find two trees between which he could walljump.

I walljump between two trees to get a better look at what is down both forks.

"Hmm... Nope." Theros takes a bow and arrows and hits the road (figuratively.)

<_< Can I slap him? Please?

So.... I guess we're waiting for Doom to show up before we can do anything. Wait... Doom's not here. SPAM TIEM@@@@@@@@@@ (just kidding, don't kill me Doom)

Def cape emote: TURN INTO A MASSIVE TANK Summoning cape emote: Have a small copy of every familiar appear around you until you are surrounded by them. Then they eat you. Range cape emote: Goblin shows up 20 feet away and starts charging at you. You pull out a bow and PWN ITS FACE. Hunter cape emote: Same thing as trapping a larupia. Just a few theories I have. Time to circulate them on the RSOF. OT: See my previous post.

Someone with gravity + someone with walljump = epic fun.

And how do you know Tech isn't going to shove everyone into a long, tall, narrow corridor? Not to mention its uses in getting out of, oh, say... PIT TRAPS. It's not the most useful thing ever, but it'll be handy, and I'm sticking with it.

Eh, I'll laugh at you after I manage to jump into a castle via the window while you're still stuck breaking down a gate.

Character name: Theros Pherae Description: Short teenager with blonde mullet hair. Has a scar on his chest shaped like an X. History: He was your non-typical farm kid - he did all his farm chores, but in whatever free time he could get, he was learning how to jump up and off walls. His parents thought this a little odd, and scolded him for it. They were rather shocked when he managed to jump up to the hay loft, and immediately ordered him to stop. However, they aren't exactly around to scold him about it any more, so he does it anyways. Unique quality: Walljump

Hmmm.... What skills would be necessary to walljump if we remake Dungeoneering?

It's funny because it's wrong and it's wrong because it's funny....

I would've said that since the eye's infected, the simplest solution is to remove the source of the infection. And then give the cat an eyepatch; maybe remove a paw so you can give it a pegleg. Gosh, I'm a horrible morbid person. Or maybe that's just the dentist's numbing stuff talking.

Uhm.... I used to think I would be a halfway decent hegemony mod. After modding a game that's close to but not nearly as complicated as Hegemony for not that long, I've decided that I would be the crappiest Hegemony mod EVER. I don't know why, but I keep putting off running the numbers and figuring out who conquered what.... and I still haven't done the second year's worth of invasions and stuff. So I am no longer modding this. If someone else likes the idea and wishes to mod, more power to you. If not, I request that this topic be locked.

Relative to the lack of update: :sad: Wanted to see some cool new treasure trail stuff. Oh well, I hope the new graphics engine is worth it. Relative to the ranting RSOFers: A major graphics engine update doesn't come every week, and I can understand how they're having issues with it. Obviously, the RSOFers can't. They are rather amusing, though...

I think Tech may have just reminded everyone else that the Tavern actually exists. This can end three of two ways.... 1. We get more interesting, cool people to join the ranks of the Tavern 2. Nothing interesting happens 3. We get flooded with trolls and morons. Let's see what we get..... I've got a flamethrower, a riot shield, and a sledgehammer if things turn trollish.

Vix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPF0533Dw3A

I'm here.

I still owe you a whacking for that one. My personal favorite: Grim's cycle of being doused, then lit on fire, then doused, then.... you get the picture.

I SECRETLY REVEAL ALIENS THAT HAVE BEEN GROWING INSIDE YOUR 200,000 TROOPS

Trol, that's absurd. It'd just simply be imagining ultraviolet reflections as well as the simple chromatic-based scale. ....GAH, BRAIN HURT. Btw, my hand tastes like dirt. Dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt.

You all lie - the sky is colorless, it only appears in certain shades to the human eye due to light refracting through evaporated water.