Jehosaphat

New forum challenge? Wut?

Theros looks at the window and mutters, "I coulda walljumped through that." He then walks back downstairs to examine the wreckage of the house.

"Okay. The signature might be a little illegible, but that's because my good arm is in a sling." Theros signs the papers, gets directions to the falconer's house, and then hobbles over to the falconer's house. Also: :o at what happened to Ares. And my posts will be a bit sporadic; boardgaming with a couple of friends.

That sounds a hell of a lot like Settlers of Catan, actually. Throw in some sheep and brick mines and you're there.

"The town falconer's gone? Well that's odd. Is there any chance I could help in the investigation?" (I c whut u did thar, Tech. Bet that this leads us into the first dungeon of many....)

"Eh, point taken. Although I wouldn't qualify that as stealing, I just didn't remember that most people don't get asked for donations by a crazy guy jumping in through their window. I'd be happy to work to repay them for that food. So....are you guys supposed to keep me here alive, or just keep me here?"

Theros wakes up in the guard house, and asks a guard why he's there.

Theros jumps onto the roof of a nearby building, then waits for the guards to go away.

Theros hungrily devours the food before walljumping around the peasant quarter some more.

Theros says, "Hello everyone. Not meaning to bother you, but I'm starving. Do you have anything you could spare?" He takes what they give him (if they give him anything) and walljumps back out the window before the father tries to shoot him or something.

Theros tries to walljump into a window.

Theros gets bored and looks for some buildings to wall-jump between.

I mutter angrily about the bandits, hoping that they all burn to death. I then look for something to do to earn money, since they took all of mine.

I walk towards the city.

I think we'll probably end up with 6 KalGerion demons in Daemonheim, since the seventh is currently in Zammy GWD.

Theros thanks Earth and continues down the road until he sees the bear & its cub. (Remind me what this scene looks like, please?)

Theros pokes Earth and asks for some help with his broken arm.

Theros tries to run through the forest fire back to the fork, yelling "HAVE FUN BURNING!" in the general direction of the bandits' lair as he runs.

Theros mutters a few choice swear words before exiting the cave, finding two trees between which to walljump, and doing so to see if there's anything else interesting nearby.

Theros also remembers that there was a seemingly angry bear and a forest fire in the direction from whence he came. Sighing, he creeps into the cave, holding an arrow as a sort of makeshift dagger. "There had better be a medic in here...."

Theros says quietly, "Oh, great. I've got a bow and arrows, which are useless to me because my arm is busted. There's a massive forest fire blooming behind me, and an "abandoned" mine full of robbers near me. So..... I think I'm gonna run." Theros then runs further down the path (if there still is a path.)

Theros mutters, "Aw, crap." before going past the fire and further down the road as quickly as possible until he meets someone else.

inb4fall into pit of lava-filled doom

Theros decides to head down the road toward the bandits, trying to put his shoulder back in place as he goes.

I'm hoping for another bug similar to when changing your gender while wearing circus clothing made you invisible. That oughta make crashing people at Slayer spots/Bandos absolutely hilarious.