Jehosaphat

What's this? A /FG/er in my tavern? Get out. RIGHT. NOW. [/joking] Oh yeah, and the whole war and arguments and nationalism crap's been going on for too long. I sort of agree with Vix on this one, guys, give it a rest.

Toast.

How the hell did we get on the topic of WW2, anyways?

It's already dead and fell down the elevator shaft.

Youtube sound -> off. lolautoplay.

So..... anyone with less concern for their computer and their remaining threads of sanity care to summarize what's behind that link?

(Not an actual turn) You back up and whack thin air with a crowbar. Whoops, looks like that thing got killed last round.

Monkey on a unicycle. Trying to draw one of those is always a good way of gauging how well you can draw. :P And I've been fiddling about with landscape pictures in GIMP. I'm actually pretty damn good at making random clouds, for some reason. Might upload a few later for those who like it with masochistic tendencies. I still haven't gotten over the fact that I think my art sucks. That feeling will never go away. Trust me. You will always feel that your art is terrible... I know amazing artists who are like "MY ART IS TERRIBLE BAWW BAWW" And t' hell with that man. I'm tired. Funny how it's always the really damn good artists who think their stuff sucks, while the people who come up with a 700x700 in MS Paint and 15 minutes think their art is the best thing on the Earth since Leonardo deVinci. Except me. I'm the guy who's outclassed by the morons with crappy MS Paint drawings. I AM THE ULTIMATE DEFINITION OF ARTISTIC SUCK, HEAR ME ROAR. Not really, but healthy level of humility and stuff...

[(4+6-1)/2=5] You yell out to Grim to throw you the rope, and he [6] throws it nearby. You tie it to a handrail. The locked door [5] is still holding the zombies up. You [6] throw the rope to Mather, and [5] manage to secure your end with a large chunk of debris and a desk. A [3-1] zombie catches you by surprise by jumping out of the air vents! You [6 vs 4] dodge out of the way and then [1] trip on top of the zombie as you attempt to counterattack. You [5+1] punch the abomination back into its elevator shaft, where it screeches and generally makes a lot of noise as everyone else beats the hell out of it. (No, but I might allow pants wizards just because hilarity.) You plug the lamp in, and remember that the power's out. Durr. You [1+1] miss the abomination with your light pole, and [2+1] miss again with your glass shards. You [4] chant nonsense in Latin. You have no idea what that was supposed to accomplish. You charge at the horror, and [4] chop off an... arm? You think it's an arm. Whatever it was [4] falls down the elevator shaft, never to be seen from again. The monster attacks you, and [6+1 vs. 3] you dodge the attack masterfully, making a [2] pretty ineffective counterattack on one of the stronger parts of its skull. You [3] chug the soda. All of it. You begins to feel queasy and hyper at the same time, and [1-1] try to pick off a zombie, but miss horribly and put a bullet through every window on that floor. Glass rains everywhere. Jen [3+1] finds another scrawling of paper that might be a spell! She deciphers it to be [6+1] a basic Fireball spell. EXCELLENT... You shoot 3 shots at the abomination, [5-1, 2-1, 3-1] only one of which hits and does minor damage. The creature now has a ruler stuck in its forehead. You [5] get up and [5] charge at the horror, firing a massive blast of shotgun fury at the creature's center of mass. It [4] hits, finally killing the beast, which [3] falls into the elevator shaft. You hear screeching and some squishing noises below. The recoil from your shot, however, [2] knocks you on your butt and gives you a massive bruise. Everyone: The zombies [1] break through one of the stairwell barriers and begin storming the room! Oh, and that eldritch horror is dead thanks mostly to Res and Earth. [hide=Statuses] [hide=Spork] Name: Jamal Perks: Getto roots | Dem Numbas Weapon: Cheap sawed-off AK47 clone (8 shots left); 4" switchblade. Wounds: None. Status: Hyper (3 turns left) | Queasy Inventory: Filing box full of grape soda bottles[/hide] [hide=Icu] Name: Iku Owage (Iku for short) Perks: Zombie Survivalist Expert | Lag Weapon: Automatic Crossbow. (4 improvised shots left) Wounds: None. Status: None Inventory: Box full of vending machine bits, 10 improvised bolts (-1), 10 normal bolts[/hide] [hide=Iey]Ieyfura Perks: Industrial Dance | Cocky Attitude Weapon: Crowbar Wounds: None. Status: None Inventory: Dead musicplayer[/hide] [hide=Nex]Name: Nex Perks: Middle Management RAGE | Medieval Training Weapon: Standing Lamp Wounds: None. Status: None Inventory: Small pile of pens, glass shards, and other pointy odds and ends. (9 uses left)[/hide] [hide=Earth]Name: Earth Perks: Bookworm | Crazy Weapons: Fists. Wounds: Bunch of papercuts. Status: None Inventory: Book?[/hide] [hide=Lynx]Name: Celeste Perks: LoZ Nerd | APBTD Weapon: Sword Wounds: None Status: None Inventory: None [/hide] [hide=Resistance] Charlie "Compulsive Gambler" Dixon Perks: Cheating Bastard | Bad Driver|Compulsive Gambler Weapon: Four-barrel shotgun pistol (9 shots left) Wounds: Bruised butt Status: On the floor Inventory: Laptop (Power: 99%)[/hide] [hide=Retech]Name: Jen Perks: True Nerd | Skeptic Weapons: Pen/Wand Wounds: None. Status: Fine. Inventory: Fart spell on a napkin (5 uses left) Fireball spell on a paper bit (16 uses left)[/hide] [hide=Grim]Name: Grim Perks: GRIM SMASH, GRIM STRONG! | YOUR BOOK LEARNING IS FOR WEAK, GIRLY MEN Weapon: Falchion Wounds: None Status: On top of a zombie Inventory: None[/hide] [hide=Mather]Name: Mathias. Perks: Unstable | Unstable Part II Weapon: 12mm handgun (10 shots left) Wounds: Bruises on face. Status: On the fire escape of Floor 27 Inventory: Ammo box with 17 12mm rounds and 16 shotgun shells[/hide] [/hide] So guess who forgot about this game? THE GM DID :P I added ammo capacities and stuff to the Statuses. So now you all have a limited amount of ammo, as though you didn't have enough problems already. Magic also has a limited number of uses before the spell burns out, as well. All ammo/spell durability counts are based off of rolling a d6 a variable amount of times. So if, say, you find an ammo box with 3d6 rounds of ammo in it, it could have anywhere between 3 to 18 shots. Of course, I'll start out being generous with ammo and spells, but things will get harder.

Monkey on a unicycle. Trying to draw one of those is always a good way of gauging how well you can draw. :P And I've been fiddling about with landscape pictures in GIMP. I'm actually pretty damn good at making random clouds, for some reason. Might upload a few later for those who like it with masochistic tendencies. I still haven't gotten over the fact that I think my art sucks.

A) Flying 30,000 troops, without an airfield to start with. B) Flying the resources home again would not be cost effective. C) Even nowadays only 1% of all freight is sent by airplane. D) Without the resources from Macheria/ect...how are they going to build these airplanes? Good point.

Oh damn it, Pie, now I might just have to nuke that autoplay out of existence. Truly nuke thread? Y/N

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My autoplay senses are going off. Nuke thread? Y/N

And why, exactly, could they not do so with airplanes? Just out of curiosity.

America only joined towards the end and did barely anything, if America hadn't intervened then there would've been far less deaths. No offense intended, but... how do you know what would or would not have happened? Do you have some magical machine that lets you view alternate timelines where things happened differently? Because if so, I'd like to borrow it. Don't ask why.

Personally I use pr0nz. Wrong type of "inspiration" there... Personally, I draw... well, whenever. I still have a bunch of concept art that I'm doing, so it's not for a lack of things to draw. :P

THERE CANNOT BE TWO TAVERN ARTISTS. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. ARTIST FIGHT IN 3.... 2... 1.... Just kidding. I'm still getting used to my tablet, m'self. Oh, and coming up with more convoluted story crap, and playing Minecraft, and.... and wow I waste a lot of my time that I could spend being productive. :\

What, I don't get to go kill Hitler? I started the Storkopter and everything...

Posting for the sake of posting.

So.... whaddarewetalkingabout?

I did the job of slacking off and being a bum. Oh wait, I always do that.

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