Jehosaphat

.....So now that Nex has seen one of the many ends of the internet's obsession-over-awesome stick, let's shove him into another one and see what comes out. It starts out slow, but then it becomes full of awesome. A little over two years old, over 5000 pages, and it's still not done yet.

He's one of THEM

Pushups, 25, now. No. And 25 pushups does absolutely nothing to help boredom.

Well, I'm bored. What do?

Damn right.

Summertime.

No way. A. I've posted in harmony with Tyler before. B. I don't live in corn-land. C. I'm often awake and spamming at hours that would be just plain absurd for Tyler to be awake during, thus implying that I'm in a different time zone.

Stop.

Go for it. Remember, Neil's a spear-weilding dwarf with a Cheez Doodle obsession.

This reminded me: is it possible for AIs to get Psionics? Just... out of curiosity... >.> <.<

Dang it, where's that .jpg of the guy throwing his computer off the desk when you need it...

Or the other player-controlled AI, for that matter. I suppose I could just pull it from a hooker somehow....

Can we bet the hookers' souls?

I'm a pirate by assignment now, apparently.

Sorry, man, but Rule 34. It's the Internet, and so long as the Internet doesn't change drastically, it's probably going to stay that way.

get out

So I'm piratin' stuff with Nero? Cool. ARR HARR YARR!

Greetings, minions!

I'm sorry, I think you posted in the wrong forum. This is the Tavern.

Naughty naughty /FG/ers. I don't think I've ever had my posting privileges threatened, except the occasional small warning from a mod regarding /FG/ autoplay. :thumbup:

Yeah, not to mention the fact that your AC system would probably be either sweat or rapid inhalation from your walls. Oh, and the number of bacteria you'd have around the house to have would be enormous, and you'd probably get very sick, very fast. And this is all without the possible "This thing is living and thus has rights" issues that may or may not come up in the government - and the protestors that would accompany them. The first I figure, you only really sweat on the outside, so not a huge issue. True, but your body comes equipped to fight off that stuff, which you can supplement, like a home security system. Also, you can just clean it like a regular house, though likely with different chemicals. If it doesn't have a brain you could argue it doesn't have a conscience and doesn't feel pain and yada yada. Technically grass is alive, but people still walk on it. First would probably have some other ill effects, like the structural foundations of your house being screwed up by pools of water + all the other wonderful stuff you get from having water laying around. Not to mention that you might have to water your house if the sweat wasn't enough. There are probably certain bacteria that are supposed to be in certain parts of your body and not others (i.e. those in your liver don't go in your lungs.) So it stands to reason that by living around a bunch of baceria, you're bound to inhale/digest something that wasn't meant to be inhaled/digested, and bam sick. If you make it brainless, it's not going to be as complex as you would want it, since there wouldn't be anything to manage the complexity.

Please tell me that's not pronounced how I think it's pronounced. And you had to throw Freudian in there, just for extra irony, didn't you?