Jehosaphat

Hakon: You blow the statue's torso to pieces. The head and arms of the statue fall motionless, but the sword and feet are still going somehow. Ororidan: You chuck the sword at the statue's sword, the two collide and explode brilliantly. (Well, for one, it does that... It's supposed to have a chance to cause randomized effects on the user or opponent once per turn. You just kept missing horribly.)

Jen: You already created a pair of Ice Wings to fly across the lava river. Flying doesn't seem to take too much out of you, so long as you use the Flight and Wings chips simultaneously while creating the wings. Your familiar freezes the dog's other wing. Earth: You grab the shiny thing and get a Frost chip (Slot 1 or 2), a Snowflake Shuriken chip (Shot 5), and a funny-looking light-blue key.

Ororidan: You are punched into the opposing wall before you can even get close to the statue's crotch. Mikael: You climb onto the dog's back and chop one of its wings off. The wing dissipates, and the dog falls onto the platform. You are healed a great deal.

Earth: The six points of the platform meet, and you see something glowing light blue fall to the center of the platform. A walkway appears to another door, which is also glowing light blue. Mather: Think about what the other rooms have been, and what I've been referring to the other bosses as... Do you really think dropping rocks on an EARTH ELEMENTAL is a good idea?

Jen: You fly over to Mikael's bossfight and whack the dog in the head with the bone. The bone shatters, and the shards fly back to the bone room. Mikael: You slash at the dog, barely hitting its other ankle. You gain a bit more health.

Hakon: You shoot the roof, causing rocks to rain down on the statue. The rock then trembles, and forms into armor for the statue. Ororidan: You attempt to chop off the tip of the statue's sword and miss horribly. You then dodge another sword-strike from the statue. Earth: Sorry, your mod is only human. You fire another shot at the fairy, shattering her head. The body then falls into the icicle pit and is impaled nastily. The six arms of the snowflake platform begin to rise.

Oh, sorry guys. Jen: You grab a club-sized bone from the skeleton. You have no idea whether or not this will be useful. Hakon: You shoot the statue's arm, and your shot is absorbed by the rock.

Ororidan: You chop another hole in the floor. This time, the screen appears just in time to get sliced in half by the big sword that statue's holding. Mikael: The blood river is too large to jump across, and you have a bigger issue to tend to right now in the form of Fido the giant flying blood elemental.

Mikael: You and Kakoara trade Slot 3 chips for a bit, and you slice the dog's leg off with a shadow sword. It leeches some of the dog's health, shrinking it slightly and healing some of your wounds. It then bites Kakoara, takes her in its mouth, and launches her off the platform. She lands on the other side of the blood river, unconscious.

Ororidan: You slice a hole in the floor. You see a screen in the hole that says "SORRY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN GRANTED DIMENSIONAL ACCESS" before disappearing.

Jen: You grab a tailbone from the dino skeleton. Nothing interesting happens, but the thing is really very heavy.

Mikael: Kakoara wakes you up, but you're still very tired. The dog then narrowly misses your head with a claw.

Jen: You walk into the Bone room. You are greeted by a long-dead dinosaur skeleton. Earth: You dodge the icicles, then fire a crack shot at the ice fairy. It tears through her left arm and wing like butter. You then run around, dodging another icicle barrage. Ororidan and Hakon: You whack some rocks, but they just keep on coming. You can see that they're starting to form... something... when suddenly, the lights come on. You see a statue, twice the height of the one you just killed, armed with a massive stone sword, and with lava in its eyes. You breifly see the words "BOSSFIGHT" etched into the rock before they disappear.

Hakon: You notice that all the rubble seems to be chasing Ororiddan down the trapdoor. You are dragged along with the current of itty-bitty stones, landing in a dark room next to Ororidan.

Jen: You walk through the door, and are teleported back to the concrete room, with the only difference being that the door to the air room is now gone, replaced with an air symbol. Earth: You watch the brick bits form into what you could only describe as a very large, blue, frozen-looking fairy lady, who then throw a couple icicles in your general direction. The words "BOSSFIGHT" are breifly engraved all over the walls before being replaced by icicles. Ororidan: You jump into the trapdoor and fall into the darkness. You land and realize that this was probably a bad idea. You hear rumbling above you, and notice all the rock bits from the slain statue are funneling into the room you're currently in. Mikael: You could teleport 100m under normal circumstances, however, you had just created and disspiated your energy weapons twice and stabbed yourself in the gut. Sorry, but I probably should have had you pass out even earlier. Kakoara whacks the dog's front two ankles, leeching some of its health to heal her and causing the dog to fall flat on its face.

Mostly, I would take them and run around to all the major botting places and watch some epic bannage. That or I'd have them give me a spectator seat to Jad being killed by chickens.

Jen: The key is painted white and shimmers slightly. Hakon: You shoot the foot, which kills it. You hear a click, and see that the lock on the trapdoor is gone. Earth: You miss, and the remains keep going toward the platform. You walk onto the platform, and the remains speed up greatly. They reach the platform, and behind shaping themselves into... something. The walkway then shatters and begins contributing to the shaping.

Mikael: You teleport under the dog and stab it, then teleport onto its back and pass out from exhasution. Kakoara tries running at the dog with her shield, but end up getting a nasty bite on her forearm. She begins bleeding... and the dog grows some more, and grows fangs.

Earth: You look behind you, and see the remains of the bricks slowly blowing towards you. Jen: You investigate the shiny thing, and find a Wings and a Flight chip, along with a funny looking key. (Wings is Slot 5, Flight is Slot 3) You have no idea how those got there.

Jen: Are you sure you don't want to investigate the shiny thing? I mean, it's why you walked over there in the first place. Ororidan: You resummon your sword, feeling tired from having to do so. You whack rocks at it, which stick to it and give it added mass. This does not seem to aid your purpose much.

Mikael: You can't dissipate your hand... it's not an energy weapon. I have no idea what you intend to do, but the two of you swap Slot 5 chips again. You dodge a swooping attack from the dog. Hakon: You examine the lock. It seems to be magically sealed. You notice this right before you dodge the magic foot again. Earth: You walk into the door, and hear a funny "swoosh" sound behind you. You can see that the room is circular, with a pathway leading to a snowflake-shaped platform. Below the platform and walkway are some very scary-looking icicles.

Jen: You stomp on it, your foot slips, and you end up kicking it off the platform. You hear a delightful *KKKKKXCH* as the fan shreds the frozen elemental to bits. The shiny ting rises out of the platform, and you hear a see a door open and a pathway form to it.

Ororidan: You dissipate your sword, then run around gathering pebbles and dodging the other leg, half-torso and foot of the statue that are trying to squish you. Earth: You pull out the White bricks, and the storm stops. All the Blue and White bricks shatter into dust, and you hear the click of a new door opening on the other side of the room.

Jen: You and your familiar ice-beam the ghost, which falls down in front of you, frozen. Mikael: You both dissiapte your weapons/shield, then bring them back and... stab yourselves again...? You look at the roof, and it's nothing special; just more concrete. You bleed some more onto the platform, and the dog grows even larger. It is now twice as tall as the both of you combined and capable of flight.

Ororidan: You chop the statue's leg off at the knee. The upper half of the statue falls to the floor, but the foot keeps on trying to squish you and Hakon. Earth: You push in all the Green bricks, and pull out all the blue ones. The storm lessens considerably. Hakon: You shoot the alienated foot, blowing it to pebbles.