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the old mans shield is vapourised by the meteor but he finds a cute little alien which he's going to take as his companion, the alien is well mannered and allergic to peanuts. [hide=][/hide] where he is: A place where strange enchanting men reside what he is wearing:THE OVERSIZED HAMMER OF OMGWTFBBQDEATH and GIANT SWORD OF POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What he is killing:nothing His other items:7 hides from the cute and adorable pigmonster, 1 set of bones, 4 cooked meat, a needle from a haystack, and 16 black dragon hide, Alien companion

Either give Haseo a rating that doesn't suck or go find an ACTUAL reason why you hate animation from Japan. Biased opinions are pitiful. theres a diffrent bewteen animation from japan and anime. otherwise all japanese cartoons would be anime which is definatly not right. its not biased to say that you hate anime, its biased what your saying. allow me to give you an example player 1: I have runite armour, i really like it though player 2: omg! its rune armour noob (call anime, animation from japan), and your not allowed to like it as it means your a big noob (saying his opinion ws biased) 3/10 for your sig as i can't really see it as its in such a strange postion.

Unless if its 12 trillion dollars added to the current amount of money. If he doesn't use it all at once, no one will know of that extra money and no inflation can be caused. Cuz if I had that money, I would buy things I wanted on the spot. A new car (40,000), a new house (300,000), several other gizmos that will keep me entertained at home (10,000), things I'll use to go out (clothes, tickets, dinner money) (15,000). Look, I haven't reached one million and I'm satisfied for an entire year at least. :mrgreen: Oh snap I haven't thought of that. I thought the air molecules around you would freeze and you'll be stuck where you were. I'm not sure if you could even move your eyeballs. :lol: thats right, the air molecules wouldn't be able to move but because they stop vibrating it means that they A. don't have time to look frozen and B. if they stop vibrating there sitll far apart from each other, therefore. its still air. if light stopped you'd be invisible while time was stopped.

4chan is so kewl <3 i'd rather be arrested then have 4chan set on me... i mean, THEY HAVE HIS PHONE NUMBER, in 4chans domain, i don't think he'll want to live anymore.

meatA few easy pit traps will get. Rabbit or so, maybe baiting them? Once you have your food keep it secure, you don't want it bieng nabbed away. Try hunting with a stick with a largish stone on the end (I know simply a stick would work but a bit of wieght would really help give speed, there are lots of books on diffrent traps you can use. Birds can be caught by making an open thing with a lid then putting nuts in (a metal tube would be good as you could simply pop it on the fire with the bird in and cook it from there, no need to kill as it dies of suffocation/bieng burnt alive). If you can live with youself you can kill turtles, that shell will be useful. Now, when attempting to kill your best friend here's a note: FATTEN HIM UP FIRST! , his thighs will taste the nicest. Use parts of his body to good use. I'll write more tommorow

then you won't get that sensational suprise which feels soooo.... goood.... its not smart to jump off buildings because.

it would've been 10/10 but DIET mountain jew, No way! 2/10 for having DIET mountain jew. go get a fatty chocolate milkshake i had sharkfin soup and a little bunny rabbit followed by a drink created from the horn dust of the last ever indonesion mountain buffalo (which was extinct yesterday :thumbsup: )

Dogs Nagasaki

watch the vid you [bleep] Pwned, also it serves him right for his behaviour (stealing pizza of peoples plates and such)

because he's disabled it doesn't mean he can't be hurt by everyne else

No RWT will mean no trading.

1. agree with your first one alot! it would be very useful 2. agree with that one too, i mean, just imagine the possabilitys (in the bank, out the bank) as a form of attack you could teleport into people to kill them. 3. the thing with that is imagine deflation, once you'd spent about 20 billion or so it would result in extreme deflation.

[hide=quote train] Why would you do that? :shock: Do you hate your family or something? It's complicated, but in general I'd rather them just not be there, they make my life far more difficult and are the majority cause of my misery. I'd get rid of my extended family also because one of my biggest worries in life is disappointing my grandma. I'm fairly sure your grandma would be dissapointed if you wished her out of existance... But she wouldn't know that so... :) How do you know she isnt an active Tip.iter :shame: Because she doesn't even have a computer :lol: [/hide] Time manipulation does seem like a good idea. I always wanted to be able to do that when I was a kid, like in Bernard's watch. I used to watch bernards watch, when i saw it i always wondered what happened if he lost the watch while time was stopped. I always was in awe of how the stuff he did was so idiotic! i mean, by that age i would've appointed myself leader of the world and make that annoying girl one of my many minions. i wouldn't like that because you'd never know if people were your real friends or just friends with you because your making them do that or because they like your ability.

i'd make some sort of thing to alert people as quick as i can.

wow, quite a few for time manipulation, i personlly think it would be fantastic. it would range from speeding up, slowing down time while your moving at normal speed, stopping time completly while allowing yourself to move, travveling backwards and forwards. it really would be good. slowing down certian objects. It would be really awesome to stop time and take things, see things and do things your not meant to see, it really would be fantastic. it could grant you immunity from the law, just image all the police officers opening the door and you just walking out, you could even leave them with there pants down. i'd love to do things like that in a magic show... the magic dissipearing act, watch as hextriplet travels from england to brazil! it would also mean you'd be a great member of TZDF as you could behead so many zombies in less then... well, less then a millisecond. you could win races by slowing down time and running quickly, dodge bullets. it would be a fantastic power, if you reversed time you could send people back intime and forward, it would be closes to omnisense, this coupled with teleportation (Without losing sentients) would be a fantastic power. imagine the possibiltys of this, it would mean infinate money (if you have a concience just think this "banks rob people every day") free travel anywhere, infinate speed and never ever missing a program because you need to do something again (or you use iplayer)

Why would you do that? :shock: Do you hate your family or something? It's complicated, but in general I'd rather them just not be there, they make my life far more difficult and are the majority cause of my misery. I'd get rid of my extended family also because one of my biggest worries in life is disappointing my grandma. I'm fairly sure your grandma would be dissapointed if you wished her out of existance... But she wouldn't know that so... :) i couldn't do that but it would be much easier to do that, then you'd have no memory and no sadness.

Ooh... Goody goody six wishes.. Ok I'll have a pony, and it's name will bs princess happy and it'll be pink, then I want lots of sparkley crystals and I also want A real life care bear! But I want it in a cage because mummy says bears are dangerous. Then I want a pink happy helicopter which is covered in pink sparked. This is what I would imagine is a six year old girls wishes

I'm going to crap all over the bolded one. You asked for enternal life, you'll see those you love die, and eventually, time will just go by you, afraid to make any friends, just to see them die what you assume is pretty soon, afraid to fall in love, because she will die like all the others, you'll just live as a hermit. Hooray for pure speculative hearsay! My grandpa is 83 and he's already used to his friends dying all the time. I think you would become pretty numb to it over an eternity, but that doesn't sound like much of a life either. Over the course of time humans perception of time changes. As a baby you see things by the second and as you get older time is gradully slowed time. For an old person an hour would seem a short time but to a young person it would seem like forever. Now imagine that life is 1000 years long, time would feel much shorter and making relTionships will be much harder as they seem to be gone so fast.

Running forever is quite an intresting one, I've always thought about it while running, too bad it won't work because the genies going to hit you on the head with a giant novetly hammer for wishing for 3 more wishes.

Wouldn't omnipresence get boring after a while, so would eternal life, what if the human race died out and you got bored. What if you got stuck in the center of a sun and you can't die. I cant link I'm sorry (on iphone) but search for "cracked.com 7 awesome powers ruined by science" it gives a really intresting outlook on immortality.

Ok, one day you buy this nice looking lamp from a car boot sale/flea Market. You start cleaning and polishing it when a big fat blue genie pops out and sing a song, Asking for more wishes results in instant corruption of this dream, any attempt to bypass this is also corrupted. So... What would your three wishes be? [hide=take this into consideration when wishing for immortality] Hey Guys, Check This Out! Mortal coil? What the [bleep] is that? Most people have existential dread to worry about, because they've only got a few short decades to live before they take that final dirt nap. But you're immortal, just like Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen. No pain, no sickness, no aging can harm you. You have all of eternity to do whatever the [bleep] you want to do, so take your time. Oh Shi... Okay, after the first, say, few hundred years, everything's still fine and well. You've seen a few generations of people live and die, and had this happen to your family. Oh well, they were likely douches you could live without anyway at some points. Companionship is companionship, or so you think. Not so fast: You know how when you were younger (by human terms, a child), an hour seemed like forever to you? As people grow, their brain starts to perceive time differently. An hour feels like less time. Now extend that logic to a year, or a decade, or a century. This means that eventually, you will be completely unable to form relationships with human beings because their lives and deaths will flash past you like a tape on fast-forward. Let's keep going into the future, since you're a sociopathic recluse and think you're still okay with this whole immortality thing. There are so many things that could go wrong with the planet, an asteroid strike, nuclear war, the LHC, but let's assume the planet somehow makes it through all that without being reduced to dust. Five billion years from now or so, the Sun expands into a red giant. You survive the first roasting, but nothing else does. The Sun eventually rips planet Earth into rubble with gravity. So now there you are floating in outer space, drifting along, or getting a [bleep]ing tan at the heart of the Sun so you can pick up some killer alien chicks in the Andromeda galaxy if you ever get there (you won't). Either way, a few trillion years later, the universe starts to really show its entropy. Every where is the same. No stars, no planets, no black holes, just an empty, cold mass of subatomic particles that can never come together again. And you, floating along in the void. Forever. Copyed of cracked.com read full article here[/hide] rebdragon, can you not post in this thread please as you troll

Have you not seen that documentry "jurassic park"? I hope you were being sarcastic. LOL.. Documentry. A velociraptor couldn't open a door, a dog can open a door, with training!! Anyway, biowarfare is always a good idea.

back-from-the-dead abortions of nations are the stereotype created first for zombies and its the one most people follow, I myself not seeing 28 days later might not know what rage zombies are (even though i do)

banned for calling your kitty a kitty and not a [kitty]. oh its censored. banned for defying me.

keep it, i've always wanted a walking cane the shrunken head of president bush