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I've yet to see any of you being clever, either, but that hasn't stopped me from believing that it's possible. LOL, in terms with velociorsptors (which are equal in intellegance to wild big cats) we are überclever, there puny little minds probably aren't even sentient let alone having the ability to write or do things an average troller can do. wtf are velociorsptors? :? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velociraptor heard of wikipedia?

Combat noob: z0mg! you are a noob because you trained combat the every day noob: free stuff please the sad no life noob: i need a girlfriend on runescape as it means they'll never see my face and it also means i can fulfill my sexual urges

/\incorrect > i am... sane \/person here is.... a CHICKEN CHOW MIEN

((I'll do my intro, i hope its ok)) ((the open garden which the building was built around is just like the monestry in runescape)) The sun was slowly setting, it cast a beautiful glowing shimmer on the water. Jason looked at the sun set while leaning on a large old oak tree, he toyed with a small ornate knife spinning it through his fingers. the shore was slowly consumed by the bright glowing sea. the sun slowly descended down and then in less then seconds it was gone. the sky turned a dark blue. Jason looked behind him, there were two guards conversing. Jason waited behind the oak tree, he reached his hand in his trench coat and pulled out a knife, the knife seemed to glow a bright green in the moonlight and two crystals seemed to sparkle brighter then the sun. he spun the two knives around in his hand and slowly moved away from the tree, he turned around and faced the gaurds, they looked over at him for a second, one raised there gun. the other just looked. Jason spun his hand around and opened his hand, the spinning knife sparkled brightly as it flew through the air. it seemed to curve elegantly. it made a small pop and the guard with the gun fell over on the floor. the other guard ducked down and tried to run away but jason threw the other knife in his hand, he fell to the floor. Jason slowly proceeded forward and walked towars the dead bodys of the two gaurds, he picked the knives out of there bodys, they both were perfectly lodged in there foreheads. he picked the first one out and watched it as the blood drpped off revealing an exeptionlly clean knife. he took the other knife and he spun them around and placed them inside his coat. The two gaurds were protecting a fortified building, it was painted green. nearly everywhere was covered in razor sharp wire. Jason turned one of the men over and searched around in there pockets until he found a large steel key, he walked towards the building and stuck the key in the door opening it, as soon as he opened the door he heard people skuttling to the door, he looked through the opened door seeing five soldiers infront of him standing in an open garden which the building was built around, there were up to ten men gaurding every door inside the building, they looked at jason but they concentrated on everywhere else, shifting there eyes around the building checking for inconsistencies. "please surrender any weapons or firearms" one of the soliders said Jason reached inside his coat and pulled two uzi's out and handed them to the solider who asked for them. jason's eyes shifted to the solidier to the side of him, he had a pistol pressed right againsnt his head. the solider infront of him said "you shall be detnained until a later date, you have no rights to a solicitor" "why are we so official?" jason said, suddenly he pulled out a knife and slit the soliders to his sides throat, then he reached around and stabbed the person on his side with the same knife, the solider infront of him shot him but he leaned to his side and dodged the bullet, he picked up the uzi's and destroyed the remaining three soliders, the ten men gaurding the door turned around and oepned fire on him but he found cover behind a post, he reloaded his guns. the two cartridges dropped to the floor making a faint clink, you could hear the soliders grip around the triggers of there guns tightening, there was just silence.jason left his guns on the floor, he took six knives out of his coat, three in each hand, he arranged them in his hand so that the faced backwards. he took a step to the side, he threw two knives into the heads of two soldiers, they were thrown backwards, the rest of the soliders opened fire again, Jason threw another two knives killing another two men, he proceeded forward, managing to doge the bullets from the rifles. he held the knives firmly in his hand and jumped towards one of the soliders, he slit his throat, he kicked the gun out of another soliders hand. the soliders in a desperate attempt to kill jason started accidently killing each other, there was only two gaurds left, jason threw the knives right into both of there foreheads, he pulled the knives out of everyones bodys and placed them in his coat. he picked up his two uzi's and placed them in the holsters of there case. he turned over a dead body and looked at there mouth. he collected some gold teeth and checked there pockets and hands for anything valuble, he took a dimond ring, a gold necklace and around twenty gold teeth. Jason picked up the rifles and ammo and searched around to find some vehicles. he threw the rifles into the back of a strong jeep, he walked inside to the building and found some cooking usentials, petrol, cooking oil, food and explosives. he threw them all back into the jeep and closed it up, he proceeded to sit in the drivers seat, and drive away from the building quickly. he started driving on a road, it was now dark and the sky was dark black. he stopped against the road and fell alseep. ((ok... he now has a car.))

my computer can't handle HD

Hope people like my intro.. i want to put something about always thinking mathmaticlly and assesing everything mathematically. So heres a note to everyone Jason always asesses everything mathmatically and calculates every single possiblity and this makes him very good at fighting. he can easily decode things and stuff like that, he is also very skilled at knife fighting.

ooh.

alll the people you love come out of a door and knock you out with a metal pipe.

I've yet to see any of you being clever, either, but that hasn't stopped me from believing that it's possible. LOL, in terms with velociorsptors (which are equal in intellegance to wild big cats) we are überclever, there puny little minds probably aren't even sentient let alone having the ability to write or do things an average troller can do.

I suopornit, everyone should have acsess to everything possible, advertisements should pay the software developers, that way.. Everybody wins

Granted but it turns out I get a super happy life instead of a happy life, you can't live with the fact that you failed so you cover yourself in propane and set fire to yourself

I'd heat it up and accidently burn it. The sword of 1000 truths!

There is no skull. Neither are there :twss:bones. It refers To the jolyl roger and since you haven't rated my sig I have to make another post Why would I rate your sig? It gets a 1/10 anyway. 2/10 for the avatar though, as I like Garfield. I love garfield too, he's an obese omnommer

there is no evidence of velociraptors bieng clever

There is no skull. Neither are there :twss:bones. It refers To the jolyl roger and since you haven't rated my sig I have to make another post

It sends out and audio machine saying "we realized people would sometimes press it and so you have to enter the pass key" You press a big button next to a door labeled "disabled acsess"

The hero decides that its boring saving people so he mercilessly slaughters everyone in the village and takes there sacred oversized hammer. [hide=][/hide] where he is: A village what he is wearing:GIANT SWORD OF POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, oversized hammer What he is killing:nothing His other items:7 hides from the cute and adorable pigmonster, 1 set of bones, 4 cooked meat, a needle from a haystack, and 16 black dragon hide, 15 bloody dead heads of innocent villigers (food item, can be worn as necklace)

[hide=cute little bunny pwns your not cute racoon]Clown eats the nut, the finger and the racoon. [/hide]

AWESOME 10/10 nothing can beat a skull and :twss:bones

Ok, first i'm going to throw it at your head for killing that kiity. then i'm going to eat it.

It undo's the fact that you've pressed the button resulting in a spacetime paradox which stops by snapping your head off and then sends an army of chickens to peck out the rest of your body i press a button saying, DESTROY NORTH KOREA.

silver... your really pushing sexual innuendo here so i'm not going to say what i was really thinking so i'll just say...RAISINS My sig.

genius answer:Z0mg jooo are da light of ma life Dumb questions:You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, its raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus: An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. An old friend who once saved your life. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

9/10, see you all the time, i can really notice your AWESOME avatar

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