TTanT

I think I've found my dream girl. She plays Pokemon, and isn't ashamed to admit it, she has a sense of humor, and she looks pretty nice. And on an extremely related note: I was answering one of those questions that facebook will give you about your friends yesterday (yeah, whoopdy do, let me finish). And one of the questions was "where would you kiss x, if you had to kiss her somewhere?" I replied "on the hand," and remarked that anywhere else would get me slapped. Is it correct to assume that if she answers "I probably wouldn't slap you if you kissed me somewhere else," as a good sign? Or is it a sign of her not being very violent?

I'd make a large, lectronic display that I could carry around with me. It would say: THE END IS NEAR 10... 9... (so it would count down, in other words). I'd go out with a laugh. Oh, and I'd try to get lucky.

Taggerung cast down the makeshift spike he ahd been making, and instead ripped a spine out of his back. "I'm glad I can sue this now" he growled. The spine was in the shape of a saber, but has two small holes along its flat side. He then began climbing higher into the (now new) building he was in.

Taggerung finds a metal spar in the basement of one of the buildings and begins sharpening it into a blade against his scales.

((I guess that's why you're still using Hex, then, right? And don't call me for using the same character the whole time, I think I've actually had the most characters that get killed off. *counts* Yeah, I've had 3 deaths to TTanT's 1. The rest of you are still usin the same guy.)) ((In my defense, I didn't post much with my first character. And you guys ignored this one for way to long. Never let a summoner have time to camp.))

Toast, I see the picture you have on you door! *Mutters about stealing the innocence of youth from children*

So... if looking at someones profile= stalking... I'm being stalked by two girls! Win! And a mod! Cool! ...And Hex....

((^I just came very close to making a very rude comment.)) Taggerung ran across the arena in order to avoid the giant crab. He then went into the basement of an abandoned building, hoping to find something useful.

Sure. You know, nowadays boob action is common at middle school age (although I don't quite understand it, how many twelve year old girls have boobs?), I doubt your girlfriend considers it a huge deal and you shouldn't worry too much about it. Handsy comes with making out! It's really a "package" deal (lesser-used sexual pun totally intended, but it's not the common usage of package - just clearing that up - it means boobs). Also, if you want sort of general out-making advice or anything, feel free to ask. I've learned a few things, mostly from my brother and older friends, that you'll be a pioneer of in high school. It'll drive her nuts. Much like this steering wheel in my pants! Well, we aren't exactly the middle school [bleep]ty experimenting couple. Im her first boyfriend, she is essentially my first girlfriend (Second actually, but the first one lasted only a week). We've been together about a month and a half now. Im a junior in high school, she's a senior. Making out advice? Go for it. I've pretty much got the general hang of it (I hope), and a friend of mine pretty much told me the only good advice is dont suffocate her=P~ Am I the only one who immediately thought of SNL's Twilight spoof when I heard that?

I'm starting to feel like Jes is trolling us. I don't know why. Maybe its that he just keeps stating the same few points again and again, no matter how much they've been destroyed. Just like a zombie. You can blast its legs off, rip off its head, incinerate its body, and still it will vainly try to advance until it is utterly annihilated.

I remember it being mentioned somewhere that the tunnels in the Pyramids did not have enough oxygen for torches to work in them. However, I can see two possible solutions. 1: Golly jee, lets make the tunnels before we cover them with masses of rock! Or, if it was referring to tunnels within the pyramid, lets plan a little bit and make the tunnels as we go, rather than having to carve out the stone we just placed! Another possibility is the use of phosphorus. Although there is no proof that they knew about it back then, its far more likely than aliens. Edit: Dangit, I so didn't see Walka's post. Oh well.

This is a fairly random question, but why are there so many baseball analogies for dating? I mean, do Europeans say that they were "red-flagged?"

Taggerung threw himself flat to dodge the arrows, which still ended up perforating one of his taller plates. "Ok, ow..." he muttered, standing back up. "Its really hard to find a good mate with broken plates, you know!" He then pulled some small stones from the ground and whipped them at Grim. Perhaps a bit too hard, as most of them disintegrated. A few did reach Grim mostly intact, though.

((Because that isn't autohitting. I gave you every opportuny to dodge my attacks, so please respond in kind. As for the kevlar, I'd like to correct you. You seem to be udner the impression that it is nearly unpenetrable. Yet a decent calibre pistol (as far as I know) can penetrate a kevlar vest at short range. As for sharpness- that is not the only important property for a weapon's penetration. If you put a large amount of force behind a dull diamond, it will still break through silk, or at least cause blunt damage to anything underneath it. And I had a lot of force behind my claws. The physical strength of all those dinos I absorbed. I'd also like to point out that creatures generally don't have the ability to accidentally rip off body parts as essential as claws. Break them? Maybe. But not rip off. Especially sicne claws don't grow back quickly. So what would break first? My claws, or your bones? Also, a full body suit of kevlar (or at least the heavy duty grade you are using), would severely inhibit movement. There is a reason why the military equips its soldiers in kevlar vests, not kevlar coats. So I'm going to assume you took the obvious, fair route and threw me off of you. I'm becoming a bit irritated here, so I'm sorry if that was a bit rant-ish.)) Taggerung stood, and withdrew the spines back into his back. He then threw a series of deadly kicks at Mather. ((I'd like to remind you of what a Deinonychus's foot has on it.

(( Kevlar isn't some magical material that stops everything. So far its stopped every possible attack. According to you: Shurikens<kevlar (understandable) Enchanted Dagger<kevlar (ok, I guess...) Deinonychus Claws, with extreme force behind them (remember my description of my transformed self)<kevlar Apparently I've just died from suffucation, because nothing can penetrate the almighty kevlar. Forget that. Also, ripping off my claws? Really? You could easily have dodged the attack another way. Oh well, I guess we'll all just have to specify that our attacks can penetrate kevlar from now on.)) Taggerung snarled, and he sacrificed a tiny amount* of life force to grow large, reinforced sikes form his back. These could easily stab through the almighty kevlar. Dodging them would be something, as Matehr was lying on the ground, with Taggerung on top of him. Taggerung also gave up a small amount* of lifeforce to regenerate and enhance his claws, teeth and various spikes. They could now penetrate kevlar. *Comparatively small ((You asked for it. Also, lifeforce=/= magic, before someone freaks out on me. I'm just accelerating growth. And as I stated earlier, most of magic had transformed into energy (lifeforce).))

((How did you jump onto my back? I have stegosaurus-ish plates sticking out of it! Oh well, I guess you could wedge yourself in there somehow.... Also, I referred to the plasma bolts as bullets for simplicities sake. Also also, I said that the microraptor could be autohit, just not too easily. One shot kill from long range=bad. Undodgeable wall of bullets=good. And since I've already converted the majority of my magic into energy, I'm fine with the arena change. As a matter of fact, judging by the natural weapons I have, I do believe an advantage has been given to me. Unless the area rips off my claws, spikes, and teeth. If thats the case, I think I just died from blood loss.)) Taggerung calmly rolled onto his back. He then began clawing at the now trapped Mather. ((Assuming you didn't leap off my back.))

((I didn't confess the compsagnathuses dying, and I did read the on ehit kill part of the gun's description. I was just asking you not to auto-kill the microraptor. I figured if I didn't you would. Also, I said that the blade was enchanted so that it wouldn't simply bounce off. Aah well, next time I'll be more blantant.)) Taggerung laughed as he dodged the bullet. "My microraptor may not be as physically strong as I" he explained, "but it is far, far faster!" The microraptor then shot a tiny beam of emotional energy at Mather's face. ((I've decided to avoid elemental energy due to Ross. Emotional enrgy screws with (you guessed it) a person's emotions. Its hard to fight when your laughing one second, then crying the next. Then screaming with rage and grinning happily. I wouldn't recommend letting it hit you. I'm also only giving my microraptor this power. I have something else.))

Yeah, I have no clue why ice beam doesn't hit it. But I'll take it.

This doesn't really have anything to do with the tournament, but I just pulled off a Shedinja sweep in Shoddybattle. I think its awesome, even if it isn't. [Hide='win] Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause, Soul Dew Clause FaWa sent out Azelf (lvl 100 Azelf). TTanT sent out Shedinja (lvl 100 Shedinja). Azelf used Rain Dance. Rain began to fall! Shedinja used Toxic. Azelf was badly poisoned! The rain continues to fall. Azelf is hurt by poison! Azelf lost 6% of its health. --- Azelf used Taunt. Shedinja fell for the taunt! Shedinja used Swords Dance. Shedinja can't use Swords Dance after the taunt! The rain continues to fall. Azelf is hurt by poison! Azelf lost 12% of its health. --- Azelf used Stealth Rock. Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team! Shedinja used X-Scissor. It's super effective! A critical hit! Azelf lost 81% of its health. FaWa's Azelf fainted. The rain continues to fall. --- FaWa switched in Kabutops (lvl 100 Kabutops ?). TTanT: You asked for it.... Taunt prohibits the use of this move. FaWa: god I hate Shedinja FaWa: lol Kabutops used X-Scissor. It doesn't affect Shedinja... Shedinja used X-Scissor. Kabutops lost 48% of its health. Shedinja's taunt wore off! The rain continues to fall. Kabutops's leftovers restored its health a little! Kabutops restored 6% of its health. --- TTanT: My fav FaWa: I used to use him FaWa switched in Ludicolo (lvl 100 Ludicolo ?). Shedinja used X-Scissor. It's super effective! Ludicolo lost 100% of its health. The rain continues to fall. --- TTanT: Well, so much for losing "100%" Ludicolo used Ice Beam. It doesn't affect Shedinja... Shedinja used X-Scissor. It's super effective! Ludicolo lost 0% of its health. FaWa's Ludicolo fainted. The rain continues to fall. --- FaWa switched in Kingdra (lvl 100 Kingdra ?). FaWa: I don't have ANYTHING good against Shedinja FaWa: you win... TTanT: Let me finish TTanT: I want a shedinja sweep FaWa: lolk Kingdra used Draco Meteor. It doesn't affect Shedinja... Shedinja used X-Scissor. Kingdra lost 43% of its health. The rain continues to fall. --- Kingdra used Draco Meteor. It doesn't affect Shedinja... Shedinja used X-Scissor. Kingdra lost 47% of its health. The rain stopped. --- Kingdra used Rain Dance. Rain began to fall! Shedinja used X-Scissor. Kingdra lost 10% of its health. FaWa's Kingdra fainted. The rain continues to fall. --- FaWa switched in Swampert (lvl 100 Swampert ?). Swampert used Earthquake. It doesn't affect Shedinja... Shedinja used Swords Dance. Shedinja's attack was sharply raised. The rain continues to fall. --- Swampert used Earthquake. It doesn't affect Shedinja... Shedinja used Swords Dance. Shedinja's attack was sharply raised. The rain continues to fall. --- Swampert used Earthquake. It doesn't affect Shedinja... Shedinja used X-Scissor. Swampert lost 96% of its health. The rain continues to fall. Swampert's leftovers restored its health a little! Swampert restored 6% of its health. --- Swampert used Ice Beam. It doesn't affect Shedinja... Shedinja used X-Scissor. Swampert lost 10% of its health. FaWa's Swampert fainted. The rain stopped. --- FaWa switched in Lanturn (lvl 100 Lanturn ?). Lanturn used Confuse Ray. Shedinja became confused! Shedinja is confused! Shedinja used X-Scissor. Lanturn lost 100% of its health. FaWa's Lanturn fainted. --- FaWa switched in Kabutops (lvl 100 Kabutops ?). Kabutops used Aqua Tail. It doesn't affect Shedinja... Shedinja is confused! Shedinja used X-Scissor. Kabutops lost 59% of its health. FaWa's Kabutops fainted. TTanT wins! TTanT: (: FaWa: lolgg [/hide]

((Dang, I forgot to somehow overpower the shurikens, aah well. And I figured the armor would be gone. After all I just made it right after my tranformation.)) Taggerung was getting tired of being shot at. And he didn't like his minions being slaughtered. So, and he ducked under the plasma bolt, he charged Mather. As he did this, his mircroraptor swung a small (but magic-infused) dagger at the back of Mather's skull. ((I'd rather you didn't auto hit the microraptor too much, as I put a large amount of my power into it. Don't treat it like another player, but don't just decide its going to be dead from a cheap shot, either. If you do that I'll have to do something really mean with all this energy I have stored in it. Eh, who am I kidding? I'll probably do that anyways.))

((Gone?!? Bullets?!? What the hell are you talking about, we're supposed to type HOW we avoid the attacks.)) Mather easily avoided the unaimed fire blast and fired a "wall" of blast shots at Taggerung. ((I moved. Thats what gone means. If you want the specifics, then I jumped over them.)) Taggerung, seeing no easy way to dodge the bullets, caught them in a wall of earth he summoned from the ground. A few, however punctured this wall. Luckily his rock armor absorbed the brunt of their force. Then his Compsagnathuses leapt from their hiding places and began throwing shurikens at Mather. Most of them were within fifteen feet of him. ((There are ten compsagnathuses, by the way.))

By the time the bullets reached Taggerung, he was gone. He then launched a blast of fire from ten feet behind Mather.

Well, I've made my Shoddy account, and signed it up with the Smogon server.... But how do I find my friend code?

Honestly I don't think there is any way to prove if that's fact or fiction, so don't even try to pull that [cabbage] because if it was fact there wouldn't be a huge debate about it all around the world. And if I remember right, the question on this thread was to state your OPINION and that's exactly what I did. If it was fact...this thread wouldn't exist. That would be like posting a thread that said "Is America a country? State you opinion." That's what a fact is, and that's how dumb this thread would sound if the big bang theory was a fact. So you're saying that just because it's your opinion we're not allowed to give you our thoughts on what your opinion is? You seem very close minded. Note: There's no point in swearing here, you just look like you get infuriated easily and resort to swearing, it gets censored anyways. Actually it's not so much your comments that it is people trying to make me sound stupid because I don't believe in yours. And I swear a lot, especially in real life. It doesn't bother me that it's censored because people still know what I'm saying. Firstly I'd like to point out that cussing is a dreadful habit to get into. Try doing what I do- shout out random inconherent syllables instead! Now, onto the actual thread. Evolution is the subject of much debate, but guess what? For a long time the Sun being the center of our solar system was the subject of much debate. It had been proven to be so, but many refused to accept it. I can seem similarities between these two times. Also, evolution is a fact. We know that animals change over time. You can actually observe that. The thing we don't know is how evolution works, exactly. Darwin's theory had a much longer timescale than what it appears to be now, and random mutations shouldn't cause changes this quickly. PS- If I got anything wrong here, please forgive me. I probably shouldn't even be posting this, judging by how tired I'm feeling right now. Trust me, I think we all are. I really don't feel like arguing anymore. And trust me the swearing ship has sailed. Everyone I know does. I started swearing at a very inappropriate age and I'm 17 now. ...What...? I understood all the stuff about cussing, and not wanting to argue. But before that its all nonsensical to me.... Gah, I'm going to bed.

^It'd be approximately $72 at the theater here, but we have New York taxes.... Oh, and I have decided to try to learn how to wield a meteor hammer. I have no real need, but it ought to be fun. Especially since all my knowledge will stem from the internet. Oh, and I'll be using a scarf with a knot on the end until I become proficient enough to not break things. Particularly things attached to my body.