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I find myself suddenly understanding Viking Pr0n after seeing Retech's private area. This epiphany causes me to pass out. Luckily, my flaming head wards away any and all White Knights.

And it doesn't say in your profile, either.... Timothy rips off all of Retech's clothing and finds out.

Timothy begins whipping retech with all three whips, as there is an actual GIRL around. (Hex's mother doesn't count.) He also transfers a whip from his mouth to his elft foot, so that he can have a keg while whipping Retech.

In most cultures being crippled isn't considered 'winning'. Except for maybe Japanese samurai and French knights. Then it would be worth it.

Timothy ignores the fact that he is on fire, and SHOULD be in a thousand tiny pieces due to the bomb. He then begins whipping every with his three (now flaming) whips. His clothes also look like they might burn away pretty soon.... Oh, and Timothy also throws a spare whips to hex's mother, after waking her up.

Mom and dad. Oh yes. What a good way for a 16 year old with old fashioned 50+ year old parents to get grounded for life. Or at least grounded until I'm a legal adult.

Two weeks..... Do it. Yes, it's silly to be celebrating a 2 week anniversary, but hey. Appeasing the opposite sex is aprt of the job description. And I'll say that poem to someone, probably. The gods know who.

I'm feeling pro. I got away with forgetting my anniversary (2 weeks, so I really wasn't thinking about it) with my girlfriend, but said I'd forgotten the poem at home. Now I just have to write a poem....

What classes were these in? After all, some classes require far more effort than others.

I didn't but it's all really preference. I just prefer to go in numerical order, even though I never used my greater demons much during Senntisten, as rangers and mages are my specialty.

I starting whipping retech with a second whip in my left hand. (The first being in my right is smacking Hex). A third whip which I hold in my mouth is targeted at ross.

I pull out a keg that says "finest whisky" on it, and begin guzzling. Turns out, it's full of hydrochloric acid. However, as I writhe in agony on the ground, I figure that this is a better fate than having to watch Hex do stuff with donkeys. The barrel of acid crashes into the other kegs, which unleash a torrent of acid through the area. ((These barrels were here, as I took them with me from the last area.)) I then am magically alive again, despite being washed in acid. I am also wearing leather and high heeled boots. I begin whipping Hex.

Is wearing a spike cup on his special place. (The spikes point outwards, not inwards.) I then put on safety goggles and throw you back into the keg.

Simple is generally better than complicated. Acid is complicated.

Hey, Lucifer isn't all that bad. He gives you weekends off if you work extra hard at the menial, pointless tasks on the other 5 days of the week.

I am blinded and crash into Retech, knocking him into a keg of the pub's finest gin. I then crash into a nice barrel of rum.

Having a keg and telling bawdy jokes to the angels somewhere in Southern Africa. Why do you ask?

I come and slam a flying sidekick into the back of Archmage's head, then begin sending assorted fake, jumping, and spinning kicks at mostly everyone.

Well, I thought it was funny.

^If your computer behyaves like that, you should get a better internet, not complain about achievements. I mean, not everyone has acces to the internet. But does that mean that all achievements that require an internet connection should be removed? A normal player won't have to spend much time on it. (Really, 10 minutes to get into a game is way to much, you should upgrade.)

To be honest I ahd no diea how to spell it, so I just copied Mather. That's what I egt for not using google.... And a shotgun will lsoe against nearly anyother gun if the other person is a decent shot. After all, the shotgun has a pathertic range. And is one, maybe two shots. Sawn-off shotguns own, especially in GTA:SA if you've "hitmaned" them and have used "fullclip". Ok, then. I get a rifle, you get a shotgun. We'll stand 100 yards apart. I guarantee I'll win, even if I miss a few times first. (The shotgun would only win if the rifle's wielder was a horrendous shot, and how many people own rifles and can't shoot them?)

To be honest I ahd no diea how to spell it, so I just copied Mather. That's what I egt for not using google.... And a shotgun will lsoe against nearly anyother gun if the other person is a decent shot. After all, the shotgun has a pathertic range. And is one, maybe two shots.

Either he'll drop a party hat or a devasting glitch will reset your account. Who wants to try?

^Exactly. And I have a stay-at-home mother. She may be technologically inept, but she'll realize I'm not doing homework if she hears battle cries emanating from my computer. And anyways, I'm literally going to be home for maybe one or two hours tommorow.... :???: Oh well....

And because saying you have asbergers sounds lot cooler than admitting that you are socially challenged.