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As far as I know, hemp burns. Also, how would you force people out of the store?

Well, I just beat it, so here ya go: First have one barbarian race down the road to the second portal as quickly as possible. Capturing this is very important. The second barbarian can capture houses at your leisure. On your first turn use "shrine of zamorak" to get your favor to two, and zummon and ranger, so that the owls can't do too much damage. Have it shadow your portal bound barb. If all goes well, you should get the first portal easily. I'd also recommend you use rain of fire on the paladins and knight that try to intercept you. This will make the paladins harmless, and hopefully the knight will be stuck behind them. Once you get the second portal, spam rangers and mages. I never even summoned a single knight during the game. After all, you can destroy the fliers easily if you have range units. Your second barbarian should be capturing the house and portal that are north of the second portal. Then fight your way on to the third portal, and after you capture it, summon about 5-6 gargoyles. Then send them after the leader unit. Ignore everything but it, and you should manage to kill it. Then you've won.

It means I have tried yet. :mrgreen: If I manage to beat one of them, I'll share my technique, though.

Yes, we all know everything. Teenagers unite, before we become old and our knowledge slips away into the hands of the next generation!

Well, I had a break through. The mage level turned out to be far easier than i thought (just pit the mages and Saradomin against each other and then attack). That amde Slayer Tower a breeze. And mages+ gargoyles totally destroyed Mort'ton. So now all I have left are the two final levels. Which I'll do when I have a few hours to spare.

Ok, I've noticed that difficulty is varying from player to player on each level. For example, in Phasmatys the hellhounds were eaten alive by the mages, and never made any barbarians at all. So all I had to do was slowly make my way to steal the hellhound portal, and then spam ranegrs until the mages all died. Yet in Slayer tower, the AI constantly spams Greater Demons, which are more than enough to overrun me without mages. But my difficulties are coming from Mort'ton. Saradomin just has a such a huge property advantage, and my hellhounds only an kill two barb chieftans before the lion scares them off.

If someone breaks there leg you don't leave them with a gun and one bullet thats what a selfish [bleep] would do. Even if they are going to hinder your survival slightly would you want someone to leave you behind with one bullet? No you wouldn't. You're right of course. That would be a waste of precious ammunition. And as to Dusty, that sounds like a fun, if pointless way to die, as kicking a zombie off of a roof will only make it less mobile. Therefore your house would eventually be surrounded by crippled zombies.

And in twenty years when you ask why you were never married, I will show you this post.

Hey, thats what this thread is for. To force pansies like me to make a stand.

Well, I for one have a real life friend who told me that she is going to lurk on TIF, so.... Oh well....

Timothy grinned. If it is possible for a ball of ice shards to grin. He then liquefied and spilled out of Septos's mouth. He then formed into a new, stronger ice. "Shall we have a fair, one-on-one match, my brutish firend?" He inquired, meanwhile strengthening the walls surrounding him.

Well, I asked her out (although she pretty much led me to it), and she said yes. :thumbsup:

Timothy cursed as a regurgitated meal spewed thugh his body. "Ok, tha wus dissgusteeng" Timothy remarked, shuddering. He then flowed into Septos, and then turned into a jagged ball of ice in Septos's stomach. A voice drifted out of it. "Move and I will turn your insides into confetti. Stay still and you will live. I just want some time until Octos gets caught by someone else, and then we can fight. I won't even suffocate you this time."

Timothy immediately melted his icey body, so that only his armor was deformed. Now a being of water held together by magic stepped towards Septos and began filling his nostrils, mouth, ears, all of them. Attempting to smother Septos. ((I really hope the other guys will keep octos busy so that I don't have to go solid again....)) Timothy's voice was distorted by his new form. "Y-ou willll... now bee..." He seemed to be able to articulate the last word of the sentence, and instead pushed his attack.

((Well, that works. And I just realized that I've been mixing Pentos and Septos up occasionally, so that might explain some of the confusion.)) Timothy finished healing himslef just in time to dodge Septos's fury. He then teleported onto Septos's back. "Do you like ice?" He snarled, jamming two specially formed icicles into Septos's eyes. Meanwhile, and large ice barrier formed and seperated them from the other combatants.

My mom is pretty fit, but my dad isn't quite as much so.... I doubt either could run long though, as my mom is constantly fighting lung infections and my dad is a smoker.

((How can septos shatter the ice with his hammers? It isn't a dome formed around him. The original layer was from thw ater I doused him with, which means the ice is on his skin. Such a lack of leverage would make using hammers impossible. Unless Pentos can melt the ice, or another character saves him, then I don't see how he can move....)) "Timothy acknowledge Mather with a wave. Please don't shoot that raygun at Octos, ok?" He said snidely.

Timothy grinned, and decreased the temeprature around Septos to such a desgree that the liquid on him froze. He then began encasing Septos in further layers of ice, just to be certain. He also erected a new ice wall, to give him warning if he was attacked. "Brawns never did win against brains" Timothy said, not being able to resist being a smart alek.

Timothy sprayed Septos in the face with a small gout of water. It didn't do much damage, but it was worth it, as it gave Timothy a moment of pleasure. ((It wasn't pure water, by the way, but rather a mixture of water and other liquids that have similar properties, but are still liquid in these freezing temperatures. Don't worry though, there isn't acid in it, or anything.)) Timothy then surrounded himself with an ice wall, and lowered the temperature of the room a little bit more....

Well, fire is ok, as long as the zombies are trapped. If you caught some zombies in a large metal cage, you could then probably set them on fire without there being too much danger.... So, during the zombie apocalypse, should I ditch my 50 year old parents?

Timothy grunted a a blow took him in the chest, knocking him back a large distance and racking an icey rib. Spitting out a small amount of blue water ((his version of blood right now)) Timothy groaned. "Ok, that hurt." he grunted "But this should hurt even more!" He then launched ice shards at Octos's eyes. He also began lowering the temperature of the arena further, as his new form was far more resistant to the cold. Timothy also began working on healing his broken rib, but realized it would take at least a few more minutes.

((I'm sorry, but I just turned myself into an armored snowcone (to put it bluntly) so that you couldn't leech energy from me. Sure, I have magical energy, but to reach that you have to get through armor, and then my frozen body. In other words, to reach my inner core of magical energy, you have to inflict wounds upon me that would result in an instant death. (I still die like a human, despite my new form.) So, if you can kill me, feel free to harvest energy from my corpse, but until then, standing on my plates won't do you much.))

((Ok, although I still could have sworn that you said you were hiding in a wall.... I guess you could have still gotten some energy....)) Timothy exhaled slowly, and his breath becamne visible as the temperature around him dropped severely. "I have no chance against you in normal living form" he said softly. "However, My talents do extend into the realm of self mutation...." Timothy's skin the froze and shattered, and his robe's plates fused onto his body, which was now made of what seemed to be snow, ice, and frigid water. He then activated one of the runes on his scimatar, and spawned a massive icicle to stab at Octos. ((I have a feeling Pentos is going to be a pain....))

It's got something to do with heat, right? The body is too warm, so they dangle gloriously like a drooping branch so as to preserve a man's lifesblood? And then shrink when it gets cold (or when you're in the pool. I was in the pool!) because dangling gets too cold. As far as I know, that's the only purpose. It'd be interesting to see if there were any other reasons. Why don't your balls hang from your chin, then? Because then it would be hard to eat if a hot girl walked by. ...Although it would make kissing interesting....

((Firstly, the explosionw asn't nuclear, it just propelled the shards with a lot of force. And secondly, how did Octos absord the energy if it was hiding in a wall?)) Timothy groaned, as he watched the idiotic dragon restore Octos to full power via flame. "Gah, why must such fools destroy my work!?" he groaned. He then erected an ice shield around Octos, to minimize the energy. He also attempted to lower octos's core temperature. "Please stop spewing fire at him, ok?" he said to the dragon. "It will only make killing him take longer...."