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My almost not quite sort of not attempted murder.

 

 

 

Last year there were 2 guys that picked on me fiercely (I'm still trying to come up with a way to get them back and utterly destroy their lives)

 

 

 

Anyway, in Tech, one of them was leaning over a table saw (one of the ones that comes out of the top of a table) and I reached out to push him forward but I caught myself. I looked around and nobody noticed.

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I got my friend in trouble for having a phone out in class.

 

 

 

She needed it because she had to make a phone call to her dad right after, so she borrowed another friend's phone. Sometime in the lesson, it goes missing. She tells the teacher that she lost her phone so the whole class went on search mode. It went on until 30 minutes after school, which kept the whole class behind. I checked my bag, took out all my books and I heard something drop. It was the phone! Thankfully no one saw or heard it so I kicked it under the desk and pretended that I found it there. I blamed the person behind since the phone landed there.

 

 

 

Then, the teacher kept her in for another 30 minutes. I could her hear crying in the room and she never did get to phone her dad. She got 10 hours of detention for it (every 30 minutes of each person in the class, there was 20 of us) She doesn't know it was me. I don't plan on telling her :D

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My almost not quite sort of not attempted murder.

 

 

 

Last year there were 2 guys that picked on me fiercely (I'm still trying to come up with a way to get them back and utterly destroy their lives)

 

 

 

Anyway, in Tech, one of them was leaning over a table saw (one of the ones that comes out of the top of a table) and I reached out to push him forward but I caught myself. I looked around and nobody noticed.

 

 

 

Wow, thats terrible!

 

 

 

I... Got free food at a fast food restaraunt... a couple... hundred times.

 

 

 

God, i love the teens who forget to ask for the money. :D

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I have typed up entire, giant posts, only to delete them because I realized that my opinion had suddenly changed, I had lost interest, I realized my post was sub-par, or I just didn't feel like posting it. I have a feeling I could have half as many posts if it wasn't for that.

There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,

and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. That

regret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,

better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret.

It's experience.

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I am in a similar situation. My computer crashes spontaneously, but it always picks the best damn times. Usually just before I can submit a really long post. Nadril, do you remember that crappy Bioshock review I wrote a while back? It used to be awesome, but I re-typed it in an annoyed hurry after my comp crashed.

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I have typed up entire, giant posts, only to delete them because I realized that my opinion had suddenly changed, I had lost interest, I realized my post was sub-par, or I just didn't feel like posting it. I have a feeling I could have half as many posts if it wasn't for that.

 

 

 

that happens to me to.

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Do you have any funny/serious confessions that you need to confess?

 

 

 

I brought my friend a burger while we was out and he waited outside of my local Whimpy. My bag split and one of the burgers came out of the box and went onto the floor. Because he wasn't looking inside I quickly put it back and gave it to him, oh is fast food is unhealthy or what... ;)

 

If its within the 5-second rule then thats fine.

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I have never found a black or brown girl attractive. I think that makes me racist.

 

 

 

Some would probably take that offensive, but everyone has their own preferences. It isn't racist unless you put it in a term like "Oh wait, I can't go out with her because she is black".

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I have never found a black or brown girl attractive. I think that makes me racist.
Brown/black girls are hot! \'

 

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Do you have any funny/serious confessions that you need to confess?

 

 

 

I brought my friend a burger while we was out and he waited outside of my local Whimpy. My bag split and one of the burgers came out of the box and went onto the floor. Because he wasn't looking inside I quickly put it back and gave it to him, oh is fast food is unhealthy or what... ;)

 

If its within the 5-second rule then thats fine.

 

You know it's been proven that's not true? It completely depends on where you drop it. If you drop it somewhere quite clean (ex. the floor of your recently cleaned room) there's no harm in picking it up. However, if you drop it somewhere really dirty, like the floor of a snackbar where loads of people walk everyday, it may be a different case.

 

 

 

I don't really think I have anything to confess. My room's floor hasn't been cleaned in about a month though, my mum doesn't do it anymore and I don't feel like it :-#

 

 

 

Edit: About the black/brown girls. I don't really like them either. The only girls I really like are either redheads ( <3: ) or blondes. I don't like a lot of make-up either :-#

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You know it's been proven that's not true? It completely depends on where you drop it. If you drop it somewhere quite clean (ex. the floor of your recently cleaned room) there's no harm in picking it up. However, if you drop it somewhere really dirty, like the floor of a snackbar where loads of people walk everyday, it may be a different case.

 

 

 

Yep, I read quite the opposite as well.. In fact I even remember seeing a mythbusters episode on the 5-second rule, which turned out to be garbage.

 

 

 

Of course it's different if you drop it in your own room (if you clean it regularly, it's probably 100% void of e.coli bacteria or salmonella), but in a public place..

 

 

 

They tested it, and there's no difference between a sandwich dropped on the floor for 2 seconds, and one dropped for 5 or more seconds. It's contaminated as heck and contains all kinds of dangerous bacteria you don't want to put in your mouth. If it's touched a public floor, just don't eat it.

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Ah darn, so do I : [

 

 

 

I'm so glad I got that off my chest. :P

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I have never found a black or brown girl attractive. I think that makes me racist.

 

Then we can be racist together. Let's have a racist party.

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I have never found a black or brown girl attractive. I think that makes me racist.

 

Then we can be racist together. Let's have a racist party.

 

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I have never found a black or brown girl attractive. I think that makes me racist.

 

Then we can be racist together. Let's have a racist party.

 

Bring chips. Dips will be provided. But I call them hot wings.

 

 

 

 

 

the above posts and posters are so full of fail it's hard to imagine them being anything but failures in their lives.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BTW can i bring my white hooded shirt to the party?

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I have never found a black or brown girl attractive. I think that makes me racist.

 

 

 

Eh, I have a hard time finding black girls attractive. There are a few that just blow my mind, but most I could care less to look at.

 

 

 

 

 

My confessions:

 

 

 

-I flirt with less than attractive girls at restaurants to get free stuff.

 

-I burned a friend with a soldering iron one time. It was kind of an accident because I didn't know he was right next to me, but I had wanted to do it anyways :P

 

-I'm addicted to porn

 

-I always feel like I'm overweight even when I can see in the mirror I'm not

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When I was in 4th grade, one of my friends was really starting to tick me off for reasons I've long forgotten. So to get back at him I took a cookie I brought for snack and rubbed it against a Nutter Butter Peanut butter flavored snack. He's allergic to peanut butter, and I hoped to get back at him by giving him hives or whatever his allergic reaction gives him. So with my cunning innocent-looking-peanut-infested-but-looks-like-a-normal-cookie, I went to him and offered him the cookie. He took it and was about to eat it when I had a change of heart and yelled at him that it was with my nutter butter snacks. I told him it was accident, I never told him I'd plan to hurt him. I learned two years later that some people have fatal reactions to peanut butter. I could have killed him :shock:

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