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I pull the rotting corpse of a child out my my salmon trenchcoat. I tehn beat Mather with it.

AGS With the usual ahrims you always have on? Try again: 1.5m loot btw. I just wanted to say that I want to soul spit, too! (Bottom of the picture.)

Pffft. I think we're being trolled. And Hex, explosives are not guaranteed head shots, and therefore you need guns as well. Yes explosives can be useful sometimes, but anyone would agree with that. And wouldn't using explosive while cornered blow you up, as well? ...Wait, sorry, I forgot that you possess the ability to "explode and run away."

This. The only point of a second account would be to avoid having people recognize you. And he just blew his own cover. (I suspect we're having our legs pulled.)

Ok, you must teach me the art of exploding and then running away. Everytime I try it I just get blown to smithereens and am dead.

So, I say that people like to look good. Sadly, the majority of people consider 'looking good' to be 'looking expensive'. So, items like party hats skyrocket. Other items, such as dragon plate legs, go up simply because the accepted norm in Runescape is Dragon legs, not a dragon skirt. Am I right or am I wrong?

Testcase 29 HP: 100 Speed: fast Attack: 40 Infection: 0% chance Range: Close combat, short range throwing attacks Trait: Can throw rocks, sticks, or even knives if anyone leaves them lying around. This is an extremely fast zombie, but they are only sent in groups of 10. They posses the ability to avoid obvious traps and obstacles.

[Hide=offensive viking stuff]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: GREETINGS You: I AM MAELFE Stranger: 20/m/china You: A STRONG WOMAN FROM NORWAY You: NOT TO MENTION RUSSIA AND PANAMA You: MY HOBBIES INCLUDE WATCHING MY HUSBAND PLUNDER AND RAPE, AND METICULOUSLY CARING FOR HIS (VERY LONG AND STRONG) LONGBOAT Stranger: got pics? You: I ENJOY HELPING MY HUSBAND WITH THE PLUNDERING AND RAPING Stranger: give me pictures and then i'll believe you You: TRUE VIKINGS SHUN THE USE OF CAMERAS, AS IT WOULD AID THE COAST GUARDS OF THE VAROUS COUNTRIES IN CAPTURING US You: FINE, I WILL Stranger: where are they You: THIS IS ME AND MY SON, GURGHARMSETT You: http://www.fantasycostume.net/fantasy/images/Rentals/vikings200_201.jpg You: THIS IS MY STRONG, MUSCULAR HUSBAND You: http://www.home.no/oliver/web_pics/viking.jpg Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/hide] And I was just about to put up a third link and say that it was a virus, too....

So, what do you do if you can't manage to go on a date with your girlfriend? School weeks are busy for me, and homework would prevent me from spending mroe than an hour or so with her. But, we've now gone out for 3 weeks without a single date. The first weekend I got an eye infection, the second weekend she had to go somewhere, and now she has the flu. Any advice? or should I just be patient, and wait for the gods to stop conspiring against me?

^Last time a snowday was predicted here, we got half an inch of snow, and weather just nasty enough to make walking there miserable, but of course not enough to cancel school. Oh, and I recently made a Facebook account which was a friend's nickname (which tends to annoy her). I made all of its info and profile identical to her, with a silly profile picture. I thought it was hilarious, and figured I fool around with it for a few days, and then take the credit and laugh with everyone. Except it really scared the crap out of her. I mean, she was totally freaking out over it. So, I've deleted everyone from the account's friends list, and am going to just let this be forgotten.... Oh well, it's just a good thing I used my secondary secret-alias email, rather than my normal one.

Human- always wins 1 vs 1 with a zombie. Beyond that, it depends on numbers, and how the zombies are moving. Weapons: Katana- 50 damage, close range, fast Knife- 10 damage, close range, very fast Axe- 60 damage (higher hp'd zombies may eventually come to being, or other humans), close range, slow or, for long range weaponry Pistol- 30 damage, short range, medium Rifle- 50 damage, long range, medium Shotgun- 80 damage, close range, slow And we'll just rate every weapon we can think of like this. A zombie will have stats like: HP:50 Speed:Slow (Maybe certain ones will be faster, somehow?) Attack:30 Infection: 35% chance (We can change that, if needed.) Range: Close combat Humans will be the same, but with individual traits and advantages.

[hide=OP] [/hide] This is horrible. We shouldn't hinder the trade of things such as organs! Think of the music that is being suppressed right now! This is absolutely horrible! We need mroe, not less! Cheesy horror film music, church music, an aid for operas, there are so many uses for organs! DO NOT SUPPRESS THESE WONDERFUL INSTRUMENTS!

I lol'd. So did I ... afterwards. After "what" exactly, this I cannot say for it is quite non PG 13. And Lenticular, last time I checked you had 5K posts. WTF. You haven't been on OT recently either. I facepalmed, which hurt, as my hand shoved the rim of my glasses into a cut. All in all, that was a painful picture.

I am exactly the same as my previous self, but am now weraing a salmon colored tenchcoat. In this reality such an article is both fashionable and powerful.

My zombies are herding humans into a skyscraper, and then coming in for lunch. Can I have more zombies, now?

My shirt absorbs the blackhole, and coverts it into a large platter of cookies. I pass these out to anyone who is willing to ally with me.

No, the zombies alone are idiots. But they have a hive intelligence. Each one fights like a normal zombie, stupidly. But in group movements they can attempt to surround foes, etc. The more of them are, the more complicated the possible maneuvers. So lone zombies are still easy targets, you just have to make sure you aren't getting encircled, etc.

I remember that post as well. And i quote from memory alone: "I'm sad because I know an entire forum hates me." Mind, that isn't the xact wording, although I'd bet my left arm, or at least a few fingers, that "an entire forum hates me" was there in that exact way.

^Harsh. And Retech, don't worry, I'm American, as well. I just also enjoy poking fun at my own country.

My purple shirt is on under my red shirt. Beat that.

My one hundred zombies have a hive intelligence, which becomes smarter and smarter as more zombies join it. The hive metality is added to zombies bitten by my zombies. All of my 100 zombies no longer care about brains, but about allies. ((Is this cheating?))

I then see the black hole. "Oh shi-" I am destroyed. Oh no, I appear to have lost. Time to cheat. ___ I awaken, and find myself to be reborn in a new form. I am exactly the same, but now my shirt is red. Fear the red shirt. Oh, and I throw a large container of antimatter at the black hole, destroying it, along with mostly everything in the general area. My red shirt protects me.

Hex, overdo things? Never! Mind, living in America would be helpful for me. I'd just have to find some actual rednecks. I'd just awe them with simple addition and become their elader. (Oh great, now I'm doing it, too....)

I eat the balckhole, and become a super-compact version of myself. I stay the same, in other words, but am an Asian.

I'd recommend leaving, taurus. You will find yourself hated and flamed everywhere you turn here. Tip.it doesn't like dishonest idiots.