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My significant other (girlfriend) made a TIF account. I had to delete all of my posts on the relationship thread the moment I found out.

I found a fellow viking! [hide=Long Viking Conversation] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HELLO You: I AM MAELFE You: A STRONG WOMAN FROM NORWAY Stranger: I AM UTGARD, A STRONG MALE FROM ZORG! You: I HAVE COME TO TEACH YOU THE WAYS OF VALHALLA You: HAVE I FOUND A KINSMAN? You: UTGARD! DO YOU KNOW THE WAY OF THE VIKING? Stranger: I KNOW THE WAY OF THE WARRIOR! You: THIS IS NEARLY AS GOOD You: THE WARRIOR IS TO LAND AS THE VIKING IS TO SEA Stranger: I AM ICE WARRIOR THOUGH Stranger: THE FROZEN SEA Stranger: SO WHAT AM I! You: DO YOU KNOW WHAT ONE MUST DO TO CITIES? You: YOU ARE OF THE FROZEN SEA? Stranger: I AM OF THE FROZEN SEA! You: I HAVE KINSMEN THERE! You: WOULD YOU KNOW ONE EGALD LEGBREAKER? Stranger: I WOULD! Stranger: OLD EGALD IS A FUN CHARACTER You: OR PERHAPS NEDDEN AXEWIELDER? Stranger: GOOD WARRIOR Stranger: STRONG You: YOU KNOW HIM! Stranger: NEDDEN NOT SO You: OH, WE MUST DISCUSS THIS FURTHER Stranger: NOT FRIENDS WITH THAT PARTICULAR VARIETY You: PERHAPS AT A TAVERN, WHERE ALE IS STRONG AND CHEAP? Stranger: I KNOW JUST THE PLACE Stranger: MEET MY AT STONESHIRE CAVERN Stranger: OF DARKMOON You: WELL, NEDDEN NEVER WAS A TRUE WARRIOR You: I SHALL! You: IT WAS GOOD SEEING YOU, BROTHER! Stranger: NO Stranger: I MUST DISCUSS TACTICS! You: TACTICS? You: IS THIS WAR? Stranger: HOW DO YOU DEFEAT THE GREAT SEA HORSE OF SHERIMOORE! Stranger: MY TRIBE Stranger: THEY FOUND HIM SWIMMING OFF THE COAST You: YOU SEEK TO DEFEAT THE GREAT SEA HORSE OF SHERIMOORE? Stranger: HE RUINS OUR FISHING LINES Stranger: I DO! You: YOU WILL REQUIRE GOOD, STURDY LONGBOATS FOR SUCH AN ATTEMPT You: MY CLAN WOULD BE GLAD TO HELP You: THE SEAHORSE OF SHERIDMOORE ONCE ATTACKED OUR VILLAGE Stranger: DESCRATION THROUGHOUT THE LAND? You: WE FOUGHT IT OFF, BUT IT KILLED TWO MEN AND DESTROYED SEVERAL LONGBOATS You: LONGBOATS ARE EXPENSIVE Stranger: THEY ARE INDEED BROTHER Stranger: WE WILL HAVE TO RAISE FINANCES THROUGH BLACKSMITHING AND SELLING WEAPONS You: AY You: AND RAIDING COASTAL VILLAGES Stranger: OUR TRIBE IS PEACFUL Stranger: WE HELP EACH OTHER Stranger: IN TIMES OF DESPIRATION You: WELL, WE SHALL RAID THOSE ENGLISH CURS IN THE WEST Stranger: AND THE SEAHOARSE OF SHERIMOORE IS A TIME OF DESPERATGION! You: DO NOT WORRY You: NONE OF YOUR ALLIES WILL BE ENDANGERED Stranger: I AM SLURRED Stranger: I HAVE HAD ALOT OF STRONG ALE You: TOO MUCH ALE? Stranger: NEVER ENOUGH You: AYE, I FEEL YOUR PAIN Stranger: (HAHA) Stranger: DO YOU KNOW OF TERINMOORE BLACKBEARD? You: HA! BU THIS SEAHORSE DOES NOT STAND A CHANCE Stranger: HE ONCE FOUGHT BESIDES YOUR TRIBE You: HIM! You: YES, HE IS MY 3RD COUSIN FOURTH REMOVED Stranger: AHH! HE SLAYED MY WIFE! You: HE DID NOT! Stranger: TELL HIM IF HE EVER RETURNS You: IF HE DID SO! Stranger: HE SHALL FACE THE PIT OF ETERNAL RAGE You: WHY, YOU AREA COMRADE IN DRINK! You: HE IS NO LONGER WELCOME IN MY HOUSEHOLD Stranger: HE IS NO LONGER WELCOME IN THE PROVINCE OF DESROTOLAS Stranger: BUT YOU ARE MY BROTHER Stranger: I BID YOU FAREWELL! You: AND FAREWELL TO YOU Stranger: this was abit nerdy wasn't it You: WE SHALL MEET ON THE SEVENTH OF THE EIGHTH TO SLAY THE BEAST Stranger: Did you expect me to reply like that? You: no really Stranger: Well You: *not Stranger: I'm a WoW nerd Stranger: So You: =p Stranger: Have some of that! You: I just enjoy using my Viking voice Stranger: Bb You: also You: it gets rid of aslers You: =p Stranger: Not this one! Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/hide]

Well, someone had to shake things up! ...Sorry.... OT: I think jokes are good for just about anything, as they can dull the pain if used correctly. Mind, you also have to guess whether the person your telling the joke to has a sense of humor.

I tested for my red belt in karate today. I think I passed, but I really have no clue. I should know sooner or later.

My children combine into a massive mech. I rampage through Tokyo.

^On that note, I always mishear the name of History channel's 'Pawn Stars' when it is advertised. In a few months I'll be a 17 year old with a 14 year old girlfriend. Which means if we're still together in a year, I'll be a pedophile. And that won't change for 3 years. ...Yeah....

The last time a person from my school died, we had people insulting her the very next day. I mean, I didn't know her at all, but respect should be shown.

Removed because a certain someone made a TIF account.

Well, Someone I was messaging actually believed me when I told him I'd put spyware on my girlfriend's computer. So, he told her, and now she and I are going to stage a massive argument in front of him for the laughs. This should be fun.

When she tells you to stop stalking her, it actually means she likes you. Removed because a certain someone made a TIF account.

He's wishing it was the hat or the shield, though.... I doubt it's even possible to recieve a drop that big, especially considering the fixed drop system. Is there a price cap on items directly received from the other player's inventory?

He's wishing it was the hat or the shield, though....

If there is one thing Runescape has it is Monty Python references. There are simply too many of them to count.

Make that the last three. :twss: I thought the sore jaw muscles I got from chewing 3 gumballs at once were bad....

^I don't think I've ever thought that way, to be honest. Unless we have different ideas of what "social value" is. Could you explain what your idea of it is, please?

I beg to differ.

Night Gem Frigid Deity For My Loss Not that I'm biased or anything.

A wild UNKNOWN appears! Wait, what? And Den, what do you mean by that?

[hide] Might sound like an ar** with this but its annoying me. How many times do you have to say the same thing before it gets though to people. THEY ARE OTHER PLAYERS IN MID SPIN/ANIMATION. I saw this myself during the 'happening' as I was going through the Al'Kharid gate. They player I beat to get through (froze as you do if its opened before you get to it) rose into the air, faded out and in, and had a red spot under him. I rose into the air and faded out and in but there was no red spot. I mean the shadowy/ghostly people.. and yes some of them have red dots which are actually players in the animation, you dont see them though you only see those "ghosts" So don't fuss at me for stating things that I see on the picture :roll: [/hide] He's upset because you didn't read half the posts before yours. He means the shadowy people, too. They are players. Also, you are about the sixth person corrected about this over 2 pages.

I once tried to shave my legs. Stopped after I'd made a one inch square bald patch ebcause it ahd literally ruined the disposable razor. I went to the pool after that, but shook it off with advice about not playing with duct tape.

[hide] [/hide] For the sake of the gods, it's been said several times that those are PLAYERS who are halfway through the animation. Why would Guthix and Romeo pop up in the ge together? On the other hand, a guy in void robes, or a guy wielding flowers are both quite likely. EDIT: Well, this thread DOES move fast.

I'll wager that this update is delayed by a 'complication', and doesn't get released for another few months.

A second prayer so soon after an update to the skill? Unlikely.

Please don't get my hopes up like that.

Ok, that's worth quoting.