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Farming is so annoyingly hard... They just flat out refuse to do it, I don't know if I'm telling them to do it wrong, or if they just don't want to :S. But my entire fortress is gunna die of starvation :/.

So I decided to move some items into the depot, thinking then they would trade. Button still greyed out, depot says I have a broker, still greyed out. This is balls :S.

Yeah, caravans have just arrived and unloaded a load of stuff.

Damn, how do I trade?

Urgh... 5 Farmers, and most of them just slack :(, meh, everyone is doing something right now, and that is moving stone from the surface to the huge stone stockpiles.

Thank Jesus, I figured it out... :D I was about to abandon as well. :D. Getting a farm up and running, but only one farmer is working and I have 3 :S. The are doing nothing.

My dwarves ran out of drinks, and I don't know how to make new ones :/.

Lol two threads. Lets use neither :P

How do I cancel door placements? :S Figured it out.

I slash at the rats.

What is red grossular and tsavorite?

Not even got around to playing yet XD, I'm finishing the video series before I play. Though I noticed my area has goblins in, cause I have the game ready but paused. Well when I embarked in that area, it said goblins with a red ------- Next to it. What does that mean, I didn't really understand what the guy said.

Do you have like a plan for every outcome?

...........Why..............

Okay... Thats messed up O-o. Why did you kill your leader anyway?

Finally starting to understand DF... It is pretty awesome I take back anything bad I said.

Meh I guess I'll watch the tutorials to see if I can actually learn to play it. I was playing some pokémon, was trying to catch two chanseys, one for me, one for this lady who wanted one for an aerodactyl. Took FOREVER, apparently they appear 1% of the time, and I kept accidentally making them faint >:(.

God's viewpoint DO IT!

Nooope.

They respawn if you kill em anyway.

I'm just trying all things out, I mean what else is there for me to do? I failed the search check, I can't even hurt the purple hazes, so the only thing left to do would be to try different thigns out.

Meh I abandoned, will restart... Annoying :/ So I open Dwarf therapist, apparently the version from the website is unsupported... The only problem I find with this game is that they made it so [developmentally delayed]edly hard to use that people actually resort to using help programs.

So I started up and made a game, everything is just black, except a few spots which have dots on them or slight patches of brown. Using the graphics set btw.

Okay I am very confused about this DF game. Firstly, I don't get how to tell my dwarves to do anything. Secondly, the ascii is all confusing :/.

Timed out, I'm starting to think you should just go and reset your router everytime. XD