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Taken by who? It's an NPC. The white nations are just uncolonised lands >.>.

Pick China... jesus.

Don't worry. I just noticed something and I'm [developmentally delayed]ed.

Then Dusty turns on his Troll face and makes one where you lose a % of money.

Wikipedia?

I'm busy youtubing call of duty. They make it look so easy :(. I've only just recently got my KTD ratio back from a horrible negative spree. I was gunna give DF a try, but I just got past the second video, realised I didn't have the same version and was like, meh, X. Also I'll probs end up downloading that game within the week.

Laugh manically revealing tactical nuke button and 25 dead people behind me.

Torncity. Kinda fun, never really have to put your attention towards it, but it's fun if you get rich

Just raged hard.... For the third time, I have lost 10 million dollars in a game which takes me a few months to raise, because I decide I want some extra money and I gamble some of it. I get a good hand and then I'm like sweet!, so I bet, and then the three cards that show up, forgot what it is called, aren't in my favour. So I'm like meh, there's two more cards, it wont end horribly. Then there's this one ass who just raises the bet to something like 20 million, and I'm like? Dude you've done that for the past 3 rounds.... Then I decide to go all in with my 10 million cause my hand was one of the best you could get from the cards that were shown, so in my eyes chances were mine. Then God looks down and pulls his troll face, and makes the next two cards completely in the other guys favor and HE wins the bet. So it leads me to believe poker isn't using your hand correctly, it's LAWL ALL IN!!! I R THE WINRAR! Soooooo..... What the hell? He won 50 million in the end from just going all in everytime. Well my hand was 8-8 I can't remember what his hand was but it had a seven in it and I think a jack. Anywho the board was 3 6 7 J Q

I am feeling the emotion opposite to happy. I am sad.

I go to the crack, notice the rats and then use Illusion magic to make the rats believe that I am a large predator.

Uhh I go to where the guys are, if possible?

France please.

Ok I missed out on a lot it seems, anyone want to summerise? Anyway, I ask the inn keeper if he has any jobs available for me, or if he knows of any jobs, I then sit down and eat/drink and listen out for anyone talking about anything intereesting.

Dang, I lowered it all to 500K, meh, I'll up it back up soon. I just really wanted to colonise those places.

"Not really, but I don't think anyone here wants to listen to you two make a scene, can you atleast take it somewhere where you wont hurt someone else?"

I draw my sword "There will be no fighting here! You're ruining the humble atmosphere, and that is... Pissing me off."

Beef and ale please :)

"Uh.. Just from a farm near here, was recently destroyed." "Can I have some food and drink please" I smile.

I enter the inn.

I search for a local inn

I head on down the path.

I grab said snake and chuck it at the cub of the grizzly. IF it is distracted with the snake I run past. If it isn't then I stay.

Nice way of trying to get rid of one of the nations you're scared of ;)

I have no interest in attacking anyone, infact I probably wont take any of America's provinces, unless he just starts going relentless at me.