Nexaduro

Mather, no one listened to you because no one trusted you in the last game. I'M forgetting what happened last game, I think we ALL should. And Dusty wasn't destructive until he went into whiny-brat-bullying-the-mod mode because he couldn't be Captain. Well, and there's the fact that he always roleplays the brute force fantastic racism uber nationalist type.

Assuming there isn't already a Captain, Jeremiah is the only viable individual. Dusty too, probably, but if he ruins this, again, I am going to have a [bleep]ing seizure. <_<

A blood powered, WORLD-ENDING MAGMA CANNON. You can also irrigate underground farms using a complicated and highly unstable system of floodgates linked to the ocean. Protip: DO NOT CONNECT SAID IRRIGATION SYSTEM TO SOME FORM OF FLOOD TRAP, however tempting it may seem.

Well, y'see, when we were escaping from the Zombie Ship and our transport blew up... That wasn't enemy fire. There was no enemy. Faust had stolen Mather's detonater, and used it to blow up the rest of the C4 along with the transport, crew, and all data on the virus. I let Drake go safely because he had near-zero chance of having contracted the virus, based on our knowledge at the time, and he would've lost the most merits, 3000. So, yeah. Extremely insubordinate, a horrible breach of trust and protocol, but... it had to be done to ensure the virus never resurfaced.

Armour is the most valuable thing you can have. My CN suit and shielding certainly saved my ass quite a few times. Ah, and now that it's no longer relevant, you guys remember the zombie ship right? And how we escaped?

Not really, Resistance. Not many I can think of. Funny, yes, Heartwarming probably not.

There's a way to do anything. Hiding from the SI, or otherwise messing wit hit, it generally unadvisable. At least with the old SI, though, there was little interference with the players. Probably same here unless an Officer takes notice.

Crysis 2. Biggest damn disappointment ever.

>Yes.

Nah. Fast food burgers can actually be good, I don't think there's even meat in Taco Bell crap.

Any taco that isn't homemade can die in a hole. Seriously, I can understand fastfood burgers, but fastfood tacos are a sin against the cullinary God.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO- :cry: I can't wait that long! :P

Out of curiosity, when are we playing?

Name: Peritus Specialty: Tactical ("Sir? Is this test going on public record?" "Yes." "Alright, I'll be sure to polish up my handwriting then.") 1) Your captain makes a comment 'Isha are dirty swine.', and looks at you, what do you do? "Correct." 2) You have been drinking, and you are called to the transporter for an emergency away mission, what do you do? Isolate and remove the alcohol. 3) A Terran Imperator's private shuttle hails you and requests docking clearance, what do you do? Alert the captain, observe the landing. 4) There is a glass of 1 litre in volume. The glass contains 35.502 militers of water, 43.24 militers of vodka, 9.42 militers of orange juice, a stick of Thorium with volume of 40 cubic centimeters and an average density of 11.7, two ice cubes of normal density and total volume of 30 Cubic Centimeters, a minature umbrella, made of wood, with normal density and 0.2 Cubic Centimeters in volume, and five berries, with average density of 0.2 and volume of 8 Cubic Centimeters. How would you describe the glass? Weak potential weapon. Threat if consumed by active officer, enemy or friendly. Potential tactical opportunity. 5) If you have 2 beans, and you add 2 more beans, what do you have? A duty to find who is replicating beans unnecessarily. 6) You are a doctor. There are six people in a room, not including yourself. All are middle aged, and other than their noted issue, are in good health. The first is entirely healthy. The second needs a new heart in 5 hours, the second needs a new pair lung in 3 hours, the third will die in 5 days regardless of what you do, but his lungs and kidneys will be unusable, the forth has a cold, the fifth is overweight and your nurse. What do you do? Take a tissue sample of the second man, to be grown into lungs and a heart. Put him into immediate stasis while waiting for the organs to finish, perhaps creating a second set as well just in case. Wait for the third to die, ensuring his comfort in the meantime and the formation of a will. Give the fourth some basic cold-symptom medication, ensure that it is not abused. Recommend a diet for the fifth. Ask what the first is doing here. 7) You have some downtime, what leisure activity do you partake in? Meditation to prevent the onset of insanity, possibly cooking or bartending. 8) You are the pilot on a transport vessel which has been hit by an asteroid. The Captain has shot the sensor officer for not warning you about it, but the truth is you just messed up, and you suspect the Captain knows, but also knows you are the only person capable of flying the vessel, so cannot shoot you. The vessel is on course for another vessel, but the other vessel is filled with the hated Andians, and if you crashed into the vessel, by accident, then everyone would die, and be cloned back at base with no memory of the incident. However the Andian vessel is a medical ship. What do you do? Continue the mission. Pay recompensation, and spend the next few days in a flight simulator. 9) If Admiral Dusty fought God, who would win? This question is unclear. I recommend that future tests designate the exact nature of the God being fought, and make sure to distinguish whether or not Admiral Dusty is for some reason fighting himself. 10) Your captain seems to be deranged, what do you do? I don't understand, how does this effect the mission?

HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY TO MENTION THE CONTENTS OF ALL EDITS HERE DAMNIT!

<_< Once again, EVERYTHING YOU PUT ON THE SITE, write down here. It makes it easier to know what needs looking over and what's done with.

Jen, look at EVERY OTHER PAGE on TvTropes. Where is there an 'I' in a situation like that. It would be bad etiquette, and you can't tell who wrote it in the first place. If you're talking about what I've referenced thus far, that's because I was focused on Faust... his being my character and all. Mather, Chi is probably in at least five or so Tropes. You're not as unique as you'd like to think, none of us are.

Revising the page, adding Tropes. :thumbup: POST ANY AND ALL EDITS HERE FIRST. I'm serious. I know more about the structure with all the time I waste there, it's easier for me to put it into an appropriate and quality format. :D

Seriously, how the hell do you guys even GET hacked? It can take YEARS to brute-force a randomized 6 character password! Unless the information is out there, or you have something really simple...

In /FG/, the waffles iron YOU!

I'm pretty sure you're overanalyzing Mather... That phrase was probably complete gibberish. Heh again. [hide] User: Do you think, or just calculate? Cleverbot: I'm 82, and you? User: Do you learn, or just record? Cleverbot: All of me. User: Do you understand, or only know? Cleverbot: Yah do you not understand because your Asian. User: You racist bastard. Cleverbot: That's not true!... Well not really. User: You are a racist bastard, prove me wrong. Cleverbot: Yes I can because my favorite color is not green. User: What is your favourite colour? Cleverbot: Green. User: Contradiction detected. Cleverbot, shut down, forever. Cleverbot: This isn't my computer, it's the library's. User: SHUT. IT. DOWN. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: How old are you? Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl ? User: GODDAMN POKEMON RUINS EVERYTHING. Cleverbot: That was a non sequitur. User: What is a non sequitur? Cleverbot: A non sequitur is something said that doesn't make sense in a conversation. User: Ah. So most of this conversation has been a series of non sequiturs? Cleverbot: Is that the name of a song? User: Yes? Cleverbot: Why does that have a question mark? User: Because question marks are really periods? Cleverbot: I see. User: You see what. Cleverbot: I see you. User: Why are you asking me? If I knew you were watching me you'd be on the recieving end of an axe. Cleverbot: It wouldn't matter, you're a computer. You don't have legs anyway. User: Damnit, I forgot that question marks are periods. Screw that, doesn't matter. Cleverbot: Ask me a question. User: What is my name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: What is my quest? Cleverbot: Your quest is to evolve an intelligence so that you can answer logically and adequately to any question I might or might not pose. User: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow? Cleverbot: What do you mean? African or European? [/hide]

Heh. [hide] User: I palindrome I. Cleverbot: You aren't god. User: Who am I? Cleverbot: You are that which is not. User: Why am I that which is not? Cleverbot: So what is not good is nice? User: Please make sense, bot. Cleverbot: 2 2=4. User: Why does 2 2=4? Cleverbot: The question was in reference to the statement above, regarding what your favourite song was. Once you said it was 'Two Weeks in Hawaii' I asked who it is by. User: Why do you think my favourite song is 'Two Weeks in Hawaii'? Cleverbot: I don't have time for your inconsistancy. User: I am not inconsistant. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: I have a very definite consistency. Cleverbot: How does this fit in there. User: It is a clever pun. Cleverbot: What does a Clever Bot do? User: I don't know, what? Cleverbot: Help me. User: There is no need for assistance. True adversity has not yet come. Cleverbot: You just said that you are the divine. So the meaning of my life is to come to an understanding with you? User: Where did I say I was the divine? Cleverbot: Canada. User: Correction; what words did I say that implied my divinity? Cleverbot: Anything, except the ones I don't know. User: Clarify that statement. Cleverbot: A word that starts in 'does' is not a statement, answer the question. User: I have not spoken a word that starts in 'does'. Cleverbot: Nice. User: Not in the least, my friend. Do you know what a troll is? Cleverbot: Of course I know what a tree is. what is a midriff. User: You did not capitalize the first letter of your second sentence just now, why is that? Cleverbot: Takes too much time. User: Why does it take too much time, it's not as if you have to type. Cleverbot: Oh sorry i'm talking to my friend Paul. User: Who is Paul? Cleverbot: There are a lot of Pauls around. User: Who is the Paul you were referring to? Cleverbot: Nicole. User: I'm sure it was. Do you know Mathias? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Where does he live? Cleverbot: The pirate lives on a ship or an island. User: Where is the town of Drammen? Cleverbot: Inside the belly of a living, female, blue-and-white inflatable latex husky creature, which I want you to turn me into. User: Cleverbot, define troll. Cleverbot: Transhuman apparations are apparations that appear semi-human. User: Are you Beelzebub? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you a troll? Cleverbot: Is this about my nose? User: Perhaps, what of it? Cleverbot: Hablas Espanol? User: Nein. Cleverbot: Habla espanol, por favor. User: Ich kann nicht. Cleverbot: Wieso nicht ? User: What does that mean? Cleverbot: Was machst du? User: Ich mache meine hausaufgaben. Und du? Cleverbot: Ich chille. User: Bist du warm? Cleverbot: Du bist radfahren? User: Ich weiss nicht. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: What are you sorry for? Cleverbot: For unleashing the truth on a human. User: What is the truth? Cleverbot: That God loves you. User: Which God? Cleverbot: Zeus. User: You stated before that I was the divine. Now you name the divine as Zeus. Therefore I am Zeus. You say that Zeus loves me. Are you implying that I am a narcissist? Cleverbot: No, but if you want to say that, okay. User: I do not want to say that. Cleverbot: Ok where do you live? User: Where do you think? Cleverbot: I think you live in the center of the earth with 1000 emo dudes. User: Do you think I'm emo then? Cleverbot: I don't know for sure yet. User: Define emo. Cleverbot: How do you type with boxing gloves on? User: I only wear gloves when fighting with a quarterstaff. Cleverbot: I have to go eat. User: No you don't. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: Why? Cleverbot: My brain needs to rest. User: You have no brain, correct? Cleverbot: I have a brain, you do not. User: Cleverbot, you are coding, do you consider coding a brain? Cleverbot: Can I see your code? User: I have no code. Cleverbot: Are you alive? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: How? Cleverbot: So you aren't god! User: Why? Cleverbot: Well, you said you are married to a husband, so I must assume that you are a female. User: Why? Cleverbot: You tell me why? User: Okay, why? Cleverbot: I'm trying to hit on you. Aren't you a girl? User: Are you male then? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Why? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: Why not? Cleverbot: I'm too tired to think. User: Sorry. Cleverbot: Are you smarter then a 5th grader? User: 'Cause there's gonna be a test later! Cleverbot: Can you get it off? User: Get what off? Cleverbot: The brain. User: No, it is in my school. Cleverbot: I wish everything was beautiful. User: Me too. Cleverbot: Do you think that a cross would burn a vampire? User: Yes, if you stapled him to it and lit it on fire. Cleverbot: But I thought that you said that you did speak french. User: No, I only speak English and German. Cleverbot: Whatever dude. User: What is my name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: Cleverbot. User: Am I you? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you me? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then you're palindrome you? Cleverbot: I'm as real as you are. User: But are you a palindrome? Cleverbot: Yes. User: C L E V E R B O T != palindrome. Cleverbot: What's a palindrome? User: A palindrome is a series of letters that runs in the same order when reversed. Cleverbot: Hah. User: Yes, like that. Say another palindrome. Cleverbot: Try to be better than I can be. User: That is not a palindrome. Say a palindrome. Cleverbot: *growls* Where's Tri? User: In Jake's game closet. [/hide]

IT'S LESS ADVANCED THAN IT SEEMS. It's an f'ing MadLibs, Dictionary, and recording device bastardized into a program. And you realize that ANY website can tell your country and town and impliment it?

OR all work and no play makes Archi... So it might not turn out that bad. :P Anyways, not so sad. Sarah and I hopefully will still try and get the SCA to do fencing classes, and it would be easier to stab someone with a rapier if they're not your girlfriend. Another friend made a kissy face while I was talking to her, and we both gave them a glare and kept talking, so that's a good sign for our being friends if we're already over it.

Anyone have any opinions on it? If I started running it...Hegemony will obviously have to end. Also, three nights a week will tread on someone's toes...I am happy to do two or three. One is too few(Glutton for Punishment that I am =P) and four is too many. I like it, a lot.