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I reckon Fire > Air, as wouldn't wind feed it with oxygen and blow it along making a bigger fire?

Sorry.... Who are you? Haha, I had to do it..

I suggest you google "Rectal phone stuffing" you will get the answer you are looking for.

im not a huge fan of africans either :-w but seriously, im terrified of heights, and having my house broken into. my not sure why, but every night i lock my bedroom door along with all my windows (even though i live on the second story of a 2 story building :-k ) That's what I call... RACIST I think Mr Whip(py) was referring to the bugs and animals and stuff in there, not the people, like your racist hippy self! You do know white people live there too? And in South Africa, they run red lights at night time for a REASON. And in Zimbabwe the black people are murdering the white people and taking their farms? I have quite a few South African mates, and the times that they have been held at gun point, attempted car jacking, house robberies, I'm not too fond of going there either thank-you very much.

In my eyes she's overhyped. Every day young children in poorer countries get abused, kidnapped, tortured and so on, but we close our eyes until one of "us" gets kidnapped. Probably everyone in Europe has seen her pics and heard the name, but when did you last time hear of that poor black kid smuggled from Africa or of the 120cm tall asian child? Anyways in my eyes pedos are the lowest cast of all. This was a good start, but not enough yet. She is overhyped. Immensley. The whole nation coming together to start a charity just because one girl went missing when there's so much more suffering out there is outrageous. Donations of ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã721,748.84 have been received to the fund to date. ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã721k because someone went missing. Where's that money going to go? Who knows - but it'd certainly do a better job going somewhere more worthy like cancer research, oxfam, etc. So many people go missing a day, why is this any different? I can see why the parents are upset but y'know... I completely agree, but as soon as I even just suggested that thought to my parents they immediately dismissed me as being insensitive and uncaring. It's not that, it's just a complete media bandwagon and if you don't jump on it then you 'don't care'. Her parents are becoming like celebrities now, visiting the Pope, travelling here, travelling there. I can't help wonder whether or not her face would have been plastered over the papers as much if she wasn't white and blond. *** [/hide] *** and cute (not in the wierd way, wierdos :P ). It kind of carries in the vien of saving the cute baby seals or the cute pandas or the cute whatever. People can be so shallow and narrow minded in that respect. Anyway let me be the fourth to concur with that sentiment. As you said, assassin, it's got nothing to do with me not caring, of course it's a tragedy. It's the fact that it's as if she's the only kid on earth who's ever been abducted. Some people seem to forget this or even act as if they have no idea. Let me be the fifth. I was confused why she was on the news in my country of lil ol New Zealand. Yes, sure it is a tradgedy, but, how many children get abducted every year even in the US? Out of curiosity, I had a quick google, but couldn't come up with any figures. And hooray for catching pedo's. Personally, I think they should be castrated and then they can sing in the opera as a castrato. :boohoo: I got told by a music teacher in year 6 that, that exactly happened to little boys back when only males where allowed on stage in Europe during the 15-19th Century so that they had people who were able to sing high. I was horrified! :shock: Not sure if its true or not though. :lol: Yeah, thats why I brought it up, lol. I've heard of it too, Italian boys would have this done to them, it would make their voices incredibly high, and they were very very tall as having no testies did something to their growth, was very strange. One of the last ones died in the early 1900's I think and they actually have a recording of him, didn't sound very good though.

In my eyes she's overhyped. Every day young children in poorer countries get abused, kidnapped, tortured and so on, but we close our eyes until one of "us" gets kidnapped. Probably everyone in Europe has seen her pics and heard the name, but when did you last time hear of that poor black kid smuggled from Africa or of the 120cm tall asian child? Anyways in my eyes pedos are the lowest cast of all. This was a good start, but not enough yet. She is overhyped. Immensley. The whole nation coming together to start a charity just because one girl went missing when there's so much more suffering out there is outrageous. Donations of ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã721,748.84 have been received to the fund to date. ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâã721k because someone went missing. Where's that money going to go? Who knows - but it'd certainly do a better job going somewhere more worthy like cancer research, oxfam, etc. So many people go missing a day, why is this any different? I can see why the parents are upset but y'know... I completely agree, but as soon as I even just suggested that thought to my parents they immediately dismissed me as being insensitive and uncaring. It's not that, it's just a complete media bandwagon and if you don't jump on it then you 'don't care'. Her parents are becoming like celebrities now, visiting the Pope, travelling here, travelling there. I can't help wonder whether or not her face would have been plastered over the papers as much if she wasn't white and blond. *** [/hide] *** and cute (not in the wierd way, wierdos :P ). It kind of carries in the vien of saving the cute baby seals or the cute pandas or the cute whatever. People can be so shallow and narrow minded in that respect. Anyway let me be the fourth to concur with that sentiment. As you said, assassin, it's got nothing to do with me not caring, of course it's a tragedy. It's the fact that it's as if she's the only kid on earth who's ever been abducted. Some people seem to forget this or even act as if they have no idea. Let me be the fifth. I was confused why she was on the news in my country of lil ol New Zealand. Yes, sure it is a tradgedy, but, how many children get abducted every year even in the US? Out of curiosity, I had a quick google, but couldn't come up with any figures. And hooray for catching pedo's. Personally, I think they should be castrated and then they can sing in the opera as a castrato. :boohoo:

I'm going to sue the beer companies on account of all the ugly woman I've slept with. :-X

Unsecured heights. As the OP said, I guess it's a fear of falling. I have done a bungee jump before, have no fears at all of rollercvoasters and the like, I actually love em. But when it comes to standing on a roof, or climbing a ladder I get [cabbage] scared! And about public speaking, I HATE it, but I'm not bad at it. Most people I've spoken in front of would be over 1000. At my school, I got into the top five for reading allowed a passage out of a book. (Which is alot harder then a speech, because you have to look up constantly (you're not told of what you will be reading before hand) to make eye contact, so you're reading a sentance ahead of what you're saying :wall:).

Damn you, you beat me to it! Haha. How did he not get it out, tie a peice of string to it! I'm an expert in these matt.. :uhh:

It really isn't! http://youtube.com/watch?v=u3B193KNxzI :boohoo:

That's pretty serious [cabbage]. Those sanitizers are so laiden with alcohol that they evaporate when you rub them on your hands. They smell like vodka to me, they're 67% (which is rather high), but I have shots of stronger all the time.

Haha, I love Chuck Norris jokes. They do get a bit stale after a while, as some of them aren't even funny. And the same old one are repeated everywhere. But I do enjoy a good Norris joke if I haven't heard it before.

That stupid how could you do something like that!? You'd get alot more for it on the street! \

I watched this programme on OCD once, there was this real pretty girl, but for some reason, she couldn't help but pull her hair out. She'd play with her hair constantly until she found one that was 'not right' and pull it out. She'd do this all the time, she had massive bald patches all over her head. And there were some dudes that horded rubbish. They literally couldn't bare to throw a single thing out. They had stacks and stacks of magazines stacked right up to the roof, they had little narrow pathways through each room and either side was mounds of crap. They were getting help, but it takes them so long to even progress a little bit. One of the specialists helping these people, would go around their house, pointing to items asking if they could throw it out, he held up a screwed up page out of a magazine and said "Shall we throw this out?", and the dude Ummm'd and Ahhh'd over it for about five minutes, then came to the conclusion that is was to important and he couldn't throw it away. The specialist said the horders are some of the worst and getting them to throw away ANYTHING is a major breakthrough. Myself, definately don't have OCD, as Goddess stated, only 2.4% of the population has it! The other things I'd call quirks. I'm sure I have heaps but I don't pick up on them myself. I know my mate has one, when ever we're driving in his car, in the day time, he always checks to make sure his lights are off my twisting the knob. And at night time, he always makes sure they are on properly by twisting them the otherway. He does it every five minutes, and he doesn't notice it until I point it out, lol.

Nah, haven't got a tat as of yet, am planning on getting one as soon as I see the one i want to be stuck with for the rest of my life. Don't wanna rush into it, maybe thinking of some kind of Maori design some 'tribal' but it wouldn't be cliche on me, as I am actually part Maori anyway. :thumbsup: Thinking of a band around my upper arm, or something on my back. Can't have it anywhere exposed as I am going to become a cop.

Yeah i agree with who ever said it's too personnal to keep. I'd keep anything but an mp3 player and a cellphone. Too much of someones life is contained in those two devises.

Sorry...who are you? For one, the whole 'ban' thing was said in hyperbole and in jest, fool you once for thinking I actually wanted that. Second of all, me and Nad were having discourse with each other, not the OP, so we were not encouraging him, merely amusing ourselves. Finally, before you come in here telling us what we can and cannot post to amuse ourselves, answer my first question again. Logic > Your demeaning theory. Use it bro. :thumbsup: (I would quote some of the two liner rubbish you guys were posting, but some clever mod tidied it up). Hahaha, trying to belittle me by stating you don't know me. Man, my manhood has shrivled up after that statement, thanks alot, I won't be able to sleep tonight after the revalation that I don't have enough e-cred on tip.it hahaha, tool. =D>

I agree with Goddess, it was a stupid thing to give drugs like these to other students! But I remember back in my college days we always used to get meds off the ADHD kids, haha. That was years back though, doing things like that is naughty ok kids!

Yeah, what if you were heading out the door, pat your back pockets to check you have your wallet. Doh! Head back inside to grab your wallet. You're only delayed for twenty seconds, but that could be the differnce between getting mowed down by a crazy driver or not.

Tom, are you so insecure, you have to throw money at your dates in the hopes they won't leave you the second you drop your daks? If a guy wants to spend some money on his car let him. Go crawl back under you rock before I make soup out of you.

Yes, that's a great way to impress a girl. Show her your funked (replacement of the 'n' with a 'c' optional) up car and impress her with your bass because, ya know, we're all that shallow. What a great catch you'll be for some (un)lucky lady. Mate, you obviously don't know the performance car scene, lol!

Lol at Bubsa and Nad having a big whinge over spamming on the off-topic, when you're just encouraging him, you took the time to post five posts each on this crap thread (each of which, consisted of a sentance, maybe two if you were making it look like you were trying). Oh Em Gee, someone wasted my time, "Lets wave ban stick in his direction :ohnoes:" but, instead of doing the smart thing, and ignoring him so his topics will get no replies, and fall off the first page as only a topic of this calibre should. I will continue to bump it up, cause after all, I do get a hard on from my awesome post count, and only strive to push it further. And to the OP, maybe you should stick this stuff in one of those awesome FWD: emails, you know how much everyone loves them.

Some shots I have when I go into town, Flaming backdraft if I am in the mood and feeling rich enough. $14 a shot! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backdraft_(drink) I do like my Absinthe, I usually drink it straight, have a 73.5% bottle at home, can't get the halucinagenic stuff over here though. I have a 75% Bacardi rum, usually drink that straight or have it with rum n coke. If you want to try a very nice wine, look out for Feijoa wine, very nice. Or heres a plug at an alcahol compnay that started in NZ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Dawn) which liquor giant Bacardi purchased. If you have a chance, try some of their vodkas, it's 42%, but very easy to drink. They come in a range of flavours, Feijoa, Passionfruit, Manuka Honey, Kiwi fruit and straight. Very nice. Theres a shot I also get in town, forgot for the life of me whats in it, but it's called rocket fuel, I googled it, but it comes up with a different drink. But the one I get is a combination of two hard liquors, I know Sambuka is in it, but theres also something else. Then they put tabasco sauce in it, man it burns so bad. Also Shartruse is a bit hot going down. Haha.

From the top of the second page. Yeah, that wasn't the OP, you know, the person who you blatently called a '*ing racist'. Get back on your PC bandwagon and go find someone else to harass, cheers.