Led-Zeppelin

Don't hate all terrorists, some of them really are good guys. :roll:

Umm, I'm leaving my job in five weeks and going to work in a bar. While I'm there going to do my bar managers course while im there so I'm set for when I go to the U.K. 8-)

I watched this programme on discovery, where a bunch of scientists and mechanics replicate animal parts with machines and test out their strength. Then they put each one into a computer programme and see what animal would win. Tiger vs. A male Lion, and the Lion won, which I thought was crap (tiger ftw), and the show has no credability as it's only computer stuff. But I also like the male Lion, pure power! But the Lionesses are some of the greatest hunters in the animal kingdom, with their sight, hearing and sense of smell, they also have a great sense of communication with each other. O/T after reading that, I can't help but put some Norris jokes in here, lol. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. Haha, Chuck Norris rules.

At my school you don't tell anyone it's your birthday, otherwise you get birthday beats from everyone, a punch for every year of your life. :o

Lol, I was going to say the same thing. Click the second links and look at the swim suit shot (I bet you all have already :lol:). Do they or do they not, almost look identical in this shot? They look different in all the other shots, just the swim suit one they look the same.

Whoa, that is so cool, what kind of spider is it?

Yeah, ours was mostly senior pranks. Was our right of passage, the day before our last day, we'd go up at night and do something to the school. Usually something funny, not smashing windows or graffeti or stupid crap like that. Oh the times we had. We broke into the teachers lounge and put all the couches up on the rooves all around the school. And even some of the classrooms with student desks, toilet papered every tree in the school grounds. The caretaker was not happy at all haha. A few of the guys even brought up buckets full of dog crap (I'm talking about over 20 buckets) and just chucked it all over the place.

I had a run in with a few [bleep]s down at the beach over a week ago. I was down at the beach with the missus, it was only 7.20 at night (but pitch black, it's winter). And I go back to my car, disarm the alarm *bup beep*, and one dude goes; "Bup beep, what the [bleep] was that you [bleep]en [bleep], [bleep] [bleep] you" (you get the jist of it). My reply "It's just my car alarm bro" Apparently "It's just my car alarm bro" means "[bleep] you, [bleep] your mum [bleep]". Cause that set them off to no end "What the [bleep] did you JUST SAY TO ME!" With alot more colourful language. As I was with the missus I didn't want to start [cabbage], cause if I did get smashed, didn't know what they'd do with her (there were five of them, and they all had bottles as they were drinking (on a MONDAY!?)). So I got into my car, and one of the [bleep]s came up to my car and booted the door in. I was like "Ohhh hell no he didn't!!", reached over to my back seat to get my baseball bat, the missus pleaded with me to not do it, so I didn't. Reversed at full speed, chucked it into 1st, smoking my tires aiming right at the guy, made him jump outta the way, drove right at their car, stopped within about 30cm of their car. Drove off, rang the cops. If the cops don't do anything, I have done some of my own PI work, and have found out where they live, their address and phone number. So please, if you have suggestions of awesome things to do to their car, please let me know. And these dudes were like 25!

We're quite lucky living in New Zealand. There is no snakes over here, there have been a few made it over, cause MAF suck at their job. But often die very soon after arrival, as it is too cold for them here. We only have one poisenous spider, and that is the Katipo (Maori for night-stinger), closely related to the Australian redback. http://www.landcareresearch.co.nz/resea ... p?Bu_ID=55 In modern times there has only ever been two reported fatalities from the spider. But now we also get white tail spiders here also. #-o One of my favourite insects is the New Zealand Giant Weta, heres a googled pic; http://biology.fullerton.edu/life/hol/hol_ch18.html Happy nightmares, lol.

I saw it on a doco, but *sigh* I'll dredge through the pages of crap on the internet just for you good sir. If breasts weren't sexual why the hell does a woman get incredibly aroused when sucked on? Answer me that you dumb arse. Actually, I learned all of this in high-school. Men and women have primary and secondary characteristics which make them different from each other. The primary features are the ones that make us different at birth and distinguish our gender (boys have a [bleep], girls have a vagina/uterus). The secondary are the ones we need to kick these organs into action in order to reproduce, which means they are sexual. They develop at a later age, namely our teens - since it'd be madness for a newborn baby to be able to reproduce. Breasts develop in a girl's teens, they are a secondary characteristic. So yes, breasts are sexual. Edit: here's a link: http://www2.hu-berlin.de/sexology/ATLAS_EN/html/secondary_characteristics.html Cheers, I had a few goes on google but kept getting breast feeding and breast cancer sites. That and porn.

I saw it on a doco, but *sigh* I'll dredge through the pages of crap on the internet just for you good sir. If breasts weren't sexual why the hell does a woman get incredibly aroused when sucked on? Answer me that you dumb arse.

I have two one on each palm. And some across my forehead. Ph33r me I am Jebus! In all honesty, I don't have any, I used to, when I was younger, mum said one came up that was shaped like a heart and hung around for about a year. Was on my chest.

Thats why you wait until your final year, your final day to do those things. In my 7th form year at college, we went up to the school, broke into the teachers lounge and put all the couches up on the rooves all around the school. :lol: And did other various nasty things, no one ever gets caught.

Hey man, I don't know you at all, but after reading that I am really happy for you. And is really good to see a nice story on here for a change.

Yes, that is sexual, there's nothing sexual in feeding a child. If you think it is, then you have a problem. How is it conservative to want women to walk around bare chested? :lol: If you think I am conservative, then you obviously are blind or totally deluded. How about you go back behind your mums shield from the world? There is a biological reason for breasts other then to feed off-spring. You know how monkeys do the nasty from behind, and the females have the big red rump to attract the males? Yeah, well when we 'evolved' (don't start any religeous crap with me, thanks) and started to do the nasty face to face, there needed to be something visually there to attract the males, ergo breasts.

Or you take take a leaf out of the Jackass book and perform a beer enima, I'm sure that will pop that truck out.

People need to cheer up, if you have serious problems, see a PROFESSIONAL or please, for the love of us all, do take that long walk off the nearest and shortest pier avaliable.

I'd like it, but I'm reserved on whether or not it should be allowed.

Man, I was going to say something real mean, but I think what Goddess said was much better haha.

Heard the latest? Now they're accusing the police of being racist. :roll: http://nz.news.yahoo.com/070604/3/ko9.html

I have seen that before, he is nothing compared to Chris Bliss, lol. There is a difference between juggling to music, and juggling while music is playing in the background. And it's a bit sus to me that it isn't one continuous take, wonder how many times he stuffed up. The juggling part is more impressive here, because of the extra balls, but this is just juggling five balls and kinda dancing like a clown to the music.

yeah, she was terminally ill and i think she wanted peace, but there is a list where you can register if you need to connect your medical device but she wasn't on that list. btw, what part of auckland are you from? I live over on the Shore bro.

Not a fan of runescape based siggys or avas. 2/10.

Ok, I've been watching this on the news. The lady who died, was very close to death in the first place. She was without her oxygen machine for only three hours, she couldn't of been in very good shape in the first place. And in the first instance, if she was actually LIFE DEPENDANT like some of you may argue, perhaps the family should have rung the ambulance as soon as the power went out? :idea: Wouldn't those machines usually have a power back up of some kind? As we do have quite a few power cuts in Auckland. And hey, where do you draw the line? I'm going to ring up my power company and tell them I have a special heart condition that requires me to be plugged up to a machine 24/7, so forgive me if I never pay a single powerbill again, and if you shut me off, your all heartless bastards!

I can't say I have really had that problem, I do chose my friends wisely. I'm the same as deloriagod, I have a small group of real good mates that I went through college with (high school). And then the rest are just friends. You should really get rid of your mate. Stay friends with him until you have a bunch of new friends, then you can set up movie times with him, then ditch him for someone else, revenge is a dish best served cold afterall. When I think of my mates I always think of this quote;