Hakaan

Granted, but it gets lost in the mail because no one knows what it is. I wish for a 4.0 GPA.

2/10

Granted, but the elves soon die of a plague that only affects elves. I wish I had a hot girlfriend that isn't overly protective of me but still loves me.

Granted, but he dies a week after his inauguration. I wish people would settle national disputes with non-violent things like cook-offs and athletic events rather than war.

Granted, but no one shows up and they can't find the body of your dreams to bury. I wish I had a loving (towards me) girlfriend.

Granted, but the RoboCop malfunctions halfway through the job and you have to finish it. I wish I had a girlfriend.

Sharp.

Granted, but you're not allowed to bet more than $1. I wish I had more friends that don't try to kill me.

9/10

Granted. However, if your car is to be invincible, it cannot have an engine. I wish smart meant popular.

Granted, however it causes him to have a mental breakdown and stop posting here. I wish that popular things weren't always so stupid (this includes people.....)

9/10

Granted. You find a time machine and go to that date. However, the earth is completely desolate and you soon die. I wish I wasn't lonely anymore.

2/10

You sound like The generic sad middle schooler who's into the whole "life sucks" phase. You'll get over it ;) I do believe he was being sarcastic, for comedic purposes. I'm bad at that whole "internet sarcasm" thing :x Don't worry about it. That wasn't sarcasm in my post (no sarcasm there either, really).

"Lol" stands for "lack of laughter" nowadays. I heard that :L is meant to mean "lame". But whatever.

I started with 75M cash, and I pretty much doubled that. Basically what you do is box people, that is no armor or weapons, no mage/range, movement, etc. and then it should be 50/50 if you're both maxed doing one style. What some people at the DA don't know about is style switching. When you throw your punch, use accurate/aggressive (accurate for most situations, aggressive if you're far behind), and then quickly switch back to defensive before the other person hits. Accurate = +3 attack, aggressive = +3 strength, defensive = +3 defence. Simply really and it just takes practice. Go for it. :thumbup: So with 99 Attatck, Str, Def and HP I should be right? Prayers only 84 unless its disabled also. Everything is disabled. You're basically naked with no movement, mage/range, prayer, special attacks, anything. You punch them to death. Using the style I described and some luck, you should come out about 60/40. So if you make your bets right, you can win big and lose small.

Happiness annoys me to no end. Not only the pursuit of it, but also the existence of it.

I started with 75M cash, and I pretty much doubled that. Basically what you do is box people, that is no armor or weapons, no mage/range, movement, etc. and then it should be 50/50 if you're both maxed doing one style. What some people at the DA don't know about is style switching. When you throw your punch, use accurate/aggressive (accurate for most situations, aggressive if you're far behind), and then quickly switch back to defensive before the other person hits. Accurate = +3 attack, aggressive = +3 strength, defensive = +3 defence. Simply really and it just takes practice. Go for it. :thumbup:

8/10

I think this is all my big wins today. I won a looooot of 1-5M's I didn't screeny. I had about a 9 win streak, but almost all of those were small because I kept expecting a loss. Just when I switch over to big stakes, I start losing. But hey, ended up with 75M profit in the end. Cool stuff.

7/10

I don't really get it.

Many, many things. Among those is pop, hip hop, and rap "music", people that talk and laugh a lot, and talking to people (somewhat my social awkwardness, which is traced back to my bad stutter...).

7/10