ImDustinHoffmanIRL

Yuck. Don't waste slots for barrow items. Put offers for rares. Over the past year I have gotten a white party hat for 25k, a disk of returning for 10k, a pumpkin for 50k, and a Christmas cracker for 2 million. Oh and no, I do not actually expect you to believe this. This is because it is not true. I've tried though. I forgot. I also bought bunny ears for 666 gp.

How much xp an hour do you make catching rocktails?

I saw a 990 hit in there. Awesome.

No need to be sorry. Broad abyss is guilty of grammatical ambiguity. Buckets of shame for Broad Abyss.

That is not nice. Correction: You would have to be a "deranged maniac" to even attempt this. Or maybe not everyone would take "deranged maniac" as a compliment, but I sure would.

You've got a point, but your picture clearly shows that you and Dustin Hoffman look almost exactly the same. It would be absurdly improbable for you to look that similar and share IRL names. Also, I strongly doubt that any humane parent named Hoffman would name their son Dustin. This taken into consideration, it's simply too unlikely for you not to be Dustin Hoffman, the actor. Actually that is a little ironic that you say that because I was named after Dustin Farnum. Well I don't know. It isn't really ironic since my last name isn't Farnum, just a tad of a coincident. Also the chances become even slimmer considering the chances I would have a girlfriend that looks exactly like Katharine Ross. Then they become even more slim whenever you add the size of my nose into the equation. Your comment made me laugh out loud in real life. What is up with all the comedians on this site? I swear, everyone on this site is either a comedian or a mathematician. Sorry if I brought this thread off topic. I was just trying to defend SUOMI in a way that would stay and resonate with Audacity. By the way, Audacity I think you have the words audacity and belligerence mixed up. Hopefully the crazy guys who took minutes out of their life to read my excruciatingly long post were at least mildly entertained.

Well I don't necessarily think the martingale system is bad but you have to set a LIMIT. Like if you start staking at 500k, then go to 1M then 2M, then stop at 4M or 8M depending on how much money you have. If you have already lost 4 or 5 in a row then cut your losses. Do NOT stake 32M just to make 500k.

+1, very good arguments and very good points. At the one above me, didn`t read it all since it looks like you`ve just copied something out of the bible. Only on a runescape fansite could a declaration of a post sounding like it came straight from the bible not be towering praise, but a complaint about wordiness. [smile face] (I try and limit my usage of smile faces)

Remove the "dull little lives" comment. It is an abomination for you to make such declarative condemning statements about someone who you do not know. What makes a person interesting? We are all grains of sand in the grand scheme of things. Sure love is great, and hate too. But our love and our hate? Our relationships and our breakthroughs? It really doesn't matter. It doesn't make a difference. We will all be gravestones in 80 years from now and never visited. Even if we are visited on a blue moon it won't matter because we WON'T be there. God may exist and there might be a next stage. But there might not be. That scares the hell out of me. If I were a teen of this generation I would probably be labeled an "emo". This particularly disturbs me. Am I an "emo" just because I take being a human being serious? I mean it is hard sometimes to move on. I've had plenty of existential rampage breakdowns. I vividly remember one in a bathtub back in '62. All I remember saying was "everything is worthless" and "I just want to be brilliant!". It is so hard knowing that so many people fall through the cracks in life, and never really touch anything. (Fahrenheit 451 monologue) I pressed forward. I didn't cut it in school it just was never my environment. All I wanted to do was be brilliant so I moved forward in life as an "actor". I spent the first 30 years of my life under the national poverty line. And no, I didn't have bohemianism as a security blanket. I mean, despite the lack of money, I was still cozy but it wasn't because of a taste or hunger for decadence. I was cozy because through it all, I had my mind. Yet, things were still not the best. I couldn't get over the realization I had. The realization that I didn't matter. My love didn't matter. My relationships didn't matter. Oh and DO NOT toss me any of that bogus "live every day to its fullest" nonsense! How trite! Possibly the most revolting of phony philosophies I've ever heard. Yes I'm aware that my ramblings of being repulsed by our existence isn't exactly Socrates either, but, it is how I honest to God felt. I still do to a degree, but I've done my best to desensitize myself like the rest of you. The thing is, I got lucky. I was an actor and kept pressing forward with my acting. I wasn't adding to society. I was in acting for the most selfish of reasons. I wanted to be brilliant. I wanted people to think I am brilliant. And acting gives a high that nothing else can compare with. I've always felt like trees and mountains are the petty elements of our environment. The profound elements of our environment can not be seen. Don't ever let ANYONE tell you that they are intangible. Because my God, you can feel them. I know there is a constant stream of energy waves around me, and if i can "surf" the energy waves then I can get into an entirely disconnected state of mind in which I can effortlessly grasp any guise or emotion. Acting is not pretending. That is bogus. True and brilliant acting is like, standing at the base of a waterfall. Whenever you walk through the waterfall, yes, you get wet. Anyone gets wet. That isn't acting. Brilliant acting is whenever you walk through the waterfall and it isn't that you merely get wet, but you become ALIVE. This is the power and ecstasy that true acting brings. It is better than anything I have ever experienced. The thing is that if I never would have made it... I really don't think I would have lived to be age 35. However that isn't what makes me sick about the thought of never having the fortune of making it. What makes me sick about the thought of never making it, is exactly that, the thought of never making it. Live anonymous to age 35 or live anonymous to age 80... with inconsequential emotions and feelings to go along with it... that is how deranged I was, and still drift towards from time to time. The point of all of this is that a lot more to life is in the mind than most people give credit, or are willing to accept. Because yes my existentialist hysteria might sound crazy or sound like hell. The thing is that despite how crippling and epically saddening my hysteria was at times, I would never switch it for anything. My mind is the most intriguing and inciting of places and the loops and dents are pure exhilaration, and I would not hesitate to blow my brains out if I looked at this world through any other set of eyes. The pinnacle of narcissism? Possibly, but, probably more a case of the apex of bias. I refuse to call myself a narcissist until I can give a clear cut reason as to why I think I am better than everyone else. I can't. We are all grains of sand. I just happen to be talented at acting and lucky enough to have made it. There are probably dozens of thousands of surgeons and doctors who are better at what they do then what I do, and in doing so make me look criminally stagnant, so, screw it. Inb4NICEBLOCKOFTEXT HEE HAW HEEE HAWWWWWW Oops. I forgot to tie all my my discursive rambling into the point I am making. Throughout all hardships and rough patches, I still had an undeniable amount of coziness. I was never bored either. I have NEVER been bored in my life. In fact, I think it is a character flaw to become bored. If you have an able body and a body full of nerves there is no excuse to be bored! (well unless if in captivity for years, but even then I think there would be much more potent adjectives than "bored") You are in no position to criticize someone for spending times playing runescape. They have their mind right by their side the entire time and you don't know just how much more interesting of a person they might be than you. I think the interest level of a person is the most important thing. The second is their character. (disclaimer: Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and others are all filthy even if they were the true dos equis spokesmen.) I'll concede that some of my movies have had some level of positive impact on some people. However if I never made it then I wouldn't have added any more to society or touched this world any more than someone on runescape does. Now does that matter? Yes! Wait until you know the person first. If you meet them and find them to be a bore or a scumbag, then you are absolutely entitled to trash them, but YOU DO NOT KNOW THEM!!!!!!!!!!!! "DULL LITTLE LIVES" !!!!!! I still can't believe you said that. You don't know him and who are you to label his life as "little" considering you are a fellow homosapien!!!!!!!!!! Who are YOU!? God??? God, please please be up there. I want to see my family again after I die. The thought of being deprived that makes me so sad.

I would totally use that if I had one, but I'd rather just make a promo weapon instead of having to do dozens of large 30+ floors.

Ugh I guess I'll go with spear... It doesn't seem like there can be that much of a difference between spear and long.. and the rapier sucks.

Hey. I am going for 99 fishing and whenever I'm in the mood to actually play rather than AFK I am going to do C2 fishing. I'm 81 fishing atm. Anyways the promethium 2h just doesn't cut it for getting fast kills for the low level monsters. Which promethium weapon should I make for myself? Remember this is for ONLY c2 fishing because I don't plan on doing normal dungeoneering again until I am max everything else. Rapier? Spear? Long? Thank you.

Out of curiosity I looked up the adventure log of that Dragonseance guy people keep talking about for some reason. Look at all these drops he got yesterday! Three effigies. Dragon left half Dragon platelegs Dark bow Visage. I'm most shocked by the dragon left half drop. Those seem to be the rarest drops ever. I've gotten 5 or 6 dragon platelegs and two visages, but never once have I gotten a dragon left half. It is such a shame they are so cheap. Don't hesitate to set me straight if I am mistaken and this really isn't that impressive of a day for drops.

Really. What the hell was even with that music he used? It sounded like a goodie two-shoes version of the intro to psycho with some queer flute tossed in. Oh, and I am talking about the Psycho from 1998 as that other one is boring/black and white.

Oh my God I can't believe it! A runescape youtube video that doesn't have horrible music!

Lol with all this talk about Zezima it reminds me of what Jack Nicholson said a few years ago about Marlon Brando. "Once he dies we all move up one" Just replace "die" with going inactive.

Ah, thanks. TBH none of them are really that spectacular looking. I'll probably pick up the Agility one, to help with Agility pyramid. Even jack of trades wouldn't be useful for any of the top players though if 10k xp per lamp is true. Well unless I am missing something, gaining experience in 10 skills would only take about 30 seconds. Alch something, bury something, burn something, fletch 10 bolts, clean something, cut a gem, then just attack anything with their fist and change to attack, strength, and defense. Then they will have 11 actually. Even if it was only 10k experience, that would still be 10k experience in a minute or less. It would be worth it unless they are making over 600k experience an hour in that skill. Actually, it would be worth it unless if they can make over 600k exp an hour in EVERY skill (that isn't 200M exp already). I would think that jus opening a few effigies should work. That is only if you are willing to use them. I think it is easier to depend on having one grimy guam, a set of bones, an uncut sapphire, a nature rune and some random item, two logs, and something to attack for three rounds of combat.

Ah, thanks. TBH none of them are really that spectacular looking. I'll probably pick up the Agility one, to help with Agility pyramid. Even jack of trades wouldn't be useful for any of the top players though if 10k xp per lamp is true. Well unless I am missing something, gaining experience in 10 skills would only take about 30 seconds. Alch something, bury something, burn something, fletch 10 bolts, clean something, cut a gem, then just attack anything with their fist and change to attack, strength, and defense. Then they will have 11 actually. Even if it was only 10k experience, that would still be 10k experience in a minute or less. It would be worth it unless they are making over 600k experience an hour in that skill. Actually, it would be worth it unless if they can make over 600k exp an hour in EVERY skill (that isn't 200M exp already).

This guy didn't max in 400 days played. He maxed in 400 days total. It only took him 159 days total!!!

Smithing nowadays is a lot cheaper.

If you're going to just copy the work of another person then you should give them credit, Rach puts a lot of effort into that topic. Very ironic of you to say if 'you have time' as though copying and pasting takes more then a few seconds? I don't think you have a very firm grasp on what the word "ironic" means. Please don't respond with a bunch of acrobatics to make the word work the way you used it. That would be silly considering that there are dozens upon dozens of more fitting and appropriate words.

The elf lands because the female elves are probably the most attractive in runescape. If not there, either the old witch's house or the house where the giant beanstalk goes.

Maybe that Revanlives guy made a level 3 character back in 2002 and made 1k half wines then slipped some to telmo.

You guys are missing the point! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLqJJmmB-dA Somebody lied, but I say its hip, to be alive. All you got to do is win.

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