Harry Delvin

It uses False Swipe, so I survive. It leaves and goes to your house. You discover it is hacked to have Draco Meteor. You die in an explosion. I wish that the next wish will be utterly pointless.

I jump in with a giant cat and smash the deal. I take the diamond and give it to a parrot.

^Ditto this too. But if they've known we hate them, then it seems like: Jagex says: La la la let's lose half of our player base by making stupid stuff!!!1! Playerbase says: Boo! -leaves runescape, blacklists Jagex-

I'm not complaining about EoC or Sizzling Summer. But yeah, buying spins is stupid. And the only thing I ever did with SGS was Spike Trap Haircut with 160 of my free RuneCoins. They really over-stressed that. Ditto him, though. And those skills better not be "eating" and "breathing". Or something like that.

Since I have no clue what that is, I take a time machine to "the aftermath" and take it then switch it with a fake. I hide it in a baby picture.

You hit that jet. And die. Because the pilot was playing polka music. I wish that I had one million dollars.

Banned for being a banner.

Banned for being a hypocrite. I cannot see your age so... YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!

Banned for not not not exploding.

You kill yourself because Christianity was apparently directly related to Rome's downfall. -Goes to the year Jagex made the Squeal of Fortune and attempts to convince them to not do it-

I nuke your diamond store and take the indestructible diamond. Then I shatter it and spread its pieces across the desert. (The next person must figure out how to recover it.)

Banned for stealing the diamond, killing me several times, and corrupting my wishes.

I get a giant rope and lasso the diamond and use another black hole to pull it back. I then hide it in my computer.

I am oblivious to the hidden, so I notice it immediately. Then I hide it in Justin Bieber.

He refuses. I swoop in and take it while you're screaming in agony due to the fact that you can't destroy it. I hide it in a cardboard box in a sewer that's filled with disgusting ooze. Why leave it so unprotected? No one will ever expect it there. Then I hack into the internet and every radio and television station and send out messages (lies) that I hid it in a gigantic fortress that is completely impenetrable unless you wield magic. Which I doubt you do.

... I find these to be somewhat crappy articles. I kinda doubt they would crack down on name trading. I doubt Jagex would care. I know I wouldn't. The world expanding thing does kind of have a point, but it would have been better if it was more in-depth. No offense.

BATTLE SCENE!! Harry Delvin used Block! Reshiram can't escape! Reshiram used Dragon Pulse! Just missed! Harry Delvin used Perish Song! 3 turns later... Reshiram fainted! Harry Delvin wins! BATTLE SCENE OVER I then stab you in the face with my dragon longsword. You survive, but I get the diamond. THEN I hide it in the tree in Albania.

I learn Chinese and nuke China, destroying all of the world's iPads. I search the corpses for the diamond and discover that I destroyed it. I use a time machine to stop Blaze from giving it to the Chinese guy. I hide the diamond in a tree in Albania.

I teleport him away with a teletab and clean off the diamond. Then I put it in a safe which cannot be opened unless you use the One Ring.

(the Soviet Union doesn't exist anymore, but I took a time machine back....)

I punch the president in the face, then take it. I use a time machine to hide it in the Soviet Union. It doesn't exist anymore, so...

You are almost squished by a rock. But the rock is only 500 grams. Then Gandalf shows up and fries you.

I got this from another forum, and that guy got it from another forum, and that guy got it from another forum. Anyway, you have to steal the diamond and then hide it. I'll start. I eat the diamond.

I drop a weight larger and more massive than the sun on the house. You survive because you were out getting groceries. Then you are punched in the face by a ninja, knocking out 27 teeth, rupturing 1 1/2 of your eyeballs, somehow setting your nose on fire, destroying all the nerves in your face, and the shock causes both of your ears to stop working. IN the hospital, despite the fact that none of your senses work anymore because of a failed operation to fix your eyes that ripped out your tongue, you survive. You turn on the radio and discover your horrific allergy to polka music. Your head explodes, killing you. Oddly enough I'm sure you'll post again and kill me or someone else.

As you watch BlazeTheMovieFan fall in the cesspool, I show up and try to push you in. My attempt fails, but a ninja swoops in and kicks you in the head. You get a horrible concussion, begin having hallucinations, and try to run away from what appears to be an army of invincible demon cats and jump in the cesspool which appears to be a large sponge cake.