Harry Delvin

It is a bomb from an assassin. How did you NOT see that coming. I wish that you won't corrupt this wish.

Someone does and they instill a virus in your computer. ON an unrelated note, I like pancakes. I wish that that jerk on world 42 wouldn't have hit the guy over the head with a dead swan.

I commit suicide.

You get your oreo but find that it is poisoned. After abandoning it, it somehow comes to life and forces itself down your throat, and you die of being squished by a house for some reason. I wish for a time paradox.

You feel the sudden urge to build a time machine. A typo in the programming causes you to go to the exact time you were born, and your matter is sucked to your time machine's location. You are never born and are forever trapped in a deathly time paradox.

...I regret training my thieving skill now. First article is a little wrong, it is still the same game. Just with some changes. They may have replaced Prince Ali Rescue (which bugs me because I liked that one) and Rune Mysteries (a nice choice because of all that running around) but think... Dragon, Vampire, and Demon Slayer (three of my favorite quests) haven't changed much minus graphics. They may have made Draynor creepy but it's still Draynor with the market and Wise Old Man.

Love that idea. Right now, I'm trying to get level 65 construction. I got a cruddy Attack XP lamp!!! Why the HECK would I want THAT? Not to mention that I oppose buying spins and SGS. Minus the Spike Trap hairdo.

Crap. I am such an idiot. I made the post last year, so I was still using December. BACK ON!

Yeah. I used to sit around Taverly or Burthorpe and enjoy the empty, NPC-less area around it. Now it feels like a combination of Times Square on New Year's Eve and some kind of pathetic noob warzone. Seriously, level 3 monsters running around? When I was level 66, I used to go and beat up level 33 druids and take their stuff! Now I'm stuck beating up wimp baby trolls and taking their pathetic sandwiches.

CANCELLED, NO ONE SHOWED UP :cry: UNCANCELLED, SHOW UP IF YOU WANT

Description: Party at my place! Bug my butler for cake, use my altar, get free beer, annoy my pets, etcetera, etcetera... Date:JANUARY 12th, 2013 Time: 21:00 GMT (4 PM EST) World:115 Location: Rimmington House Portal Contact info:PM me/leave a post here

*produces giant head-eating monster, sics it on you*

You die from over-explaining that.

For a treasure trail. Paying 11k As soon as possible please! :smile: Never mind, I just got one... Please remove this!

Suddenly, a gigantic rock falls out of the sky and crushes you. Goodbye.

I like the idea of Archeology. The community has been talking about the idea of it for a while. Maybe the other one will be, um, I don't know.

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So. I'm sure we all have one. A single quest that we hate. It may be because of difficulty (like underground pass) or length (like underground pass) or simply because it's got a cruddy storyline/no decent boss fight (like Salt in the Wound.) For me, it's underground pass simply because of the fact that Isdafar or whatever it's called is somewhere I want to be and this quest--this big, disgusting quest-- is in the way!!!

I used to be Sir Tensalot because I thought there had to be some kind of number in your name. Then again I was nine years old or something. I thought of this thing. I'm trying to come up with a new one because it's been more than once people have said "Delvin???" Still can't think of a medieval name that would have made J.R.R. Tolkien slap himself on the head, thinking "why didn't I come up with that?"

Evolution of Combat. I thought I'd hate it, but the abilities make killing random monsters more fun. I kind of hated some of the graphical updates. I always wear my Temple Knight Proselyte armour, but now it looks silly with a cross and stupid little wings. I found out that the old heraldic helms are the same still, though. I can't do POP. I haven't done a single one of the quests they made this year, except for the Prince Ali Rescue replacements and the new Wizard's Tower storyline. I can FINALLY imitate Gandalf. Until he dies.

Yesterday, I was doing A Soul's Bane. Well, if there weren't abilities, I wouldn't have survived at all. Then I got to Tolna, and he creamed me. I lost my crossbow bolts... I will never use the bolt pouch again!!!

NW if I'm coming from Keldagrim or Edgeville, south west or east if I'm coming from Varrock. No spirit trees for me!

When I was an arrogant 9-year-old and I killed one stinking thing, I went up to Varrock and tried to kill a thief. Didn't work out well, since I had started the game 30 minutes ago. :-)