Kirschen

A diabetic overdose of adorable meets grotesque zombie orgasms. Looks like the Mayans were about a month off.

Must... Remain... Stoic... ... Kitty! Oh [bleep] yes!

Like how my perfectly worded release statement was the perfect firing. Banned for excelling at this game.

The Last Airbender in terms of adaptation, any Adam Sandler movie in general. TNPW recall the first thing I did in FG when I first came here.

It's also having a good memory. Banned for forgetting that.

Banned for knowing my agony.

It stomps on the hopes and dreams many kittens and river otters each day. Are you happy now, Tip.It?

Banned because the image of a terrible and cheesy setup of dragon armor, Verac's helm, and a thieving cape (gotta admit, that cape is one of my top favorites) is etched in my mind thanks to you.

Let's have deserts to celebrate the cuteness! Aren't we so manly? And I haven't seen that movie since 2011...

Kittens, hedgehogs and river otters, oh my! That'd annihilate the cuteness proximity meter for sure. Enough to turn me, Vezon, and Zaaps into little girls from squeeing at their adorability. Especially if they'll all playing with each other.

This week shall be River Otter week. And it will outclass Shark Week in adorableness and awesomeness by miles.

Banned because it was a brain fart more than grammar.

Okay. *mugs everybody and steals their valuables* TNPW use rainbow speak and be fabulous.

Banned you sound like you're puffing the numbers indirectly.

Banned for sounding like people desire him like an idol.

I simply chose to give a fitting death for you: a blunt, unceremonious demise that is as honest as it is swift. Consider it being kind due to how merciful it was. So I will go with the original death I had in mind: You slip and drown in a large cesspool. Miss that banana? There's five of them in that pool.

Hopefully not the music used in Rocky. Although the muscular abs would add points.

You have seven more days to prepare though.

You slip on a banana and fall. Ha. Ha.

I think you're rather lacking in the creativity department. You are a frequent poster, but cannot provoke me to fully expel my creative juices to get me in the mood for the rest of the day. Instead, I get frustrated at the lack of interesting people to engage me with subpar substitutes being the only option. Since this one of two areas I frequently visit, it drives me closer to depression given how my own family's inability to engage in original thinking (or encouraging interesting arguments) is frustrating in of itself. TNPW construct an interesting paradox that doesn't involve time travel.

Easy: Get rid of it. And put a nice image people would like to look at. Maybe a kitten. TNPW give an in depth reason why I should feel empathetic towards your minor problems.

How cold was it?

Your mind has a meltdown trying to understand what kind of person would give an in-depth discussion of brilliant literary classics but stop midway to note how sweet as hell the newest rap song is.

Banned because it is no assumption, but a slightly in-depth analysis of your psychological behavior over the long time I observed you in your natural environment of the Forum Games under the species homo forum venatus. For the record, I have no idea why those fruity dipsticks enjoy Latin'ing up the names.