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We force him to watch Disaster Movie. Oh, that's going too far. I suggest reading to him "My Immortal".

So what goes beyond castration? I am dying to know what sadistic action we would be taking next. Gwyn, was the above line to me? EDIT: @Alg: I always credit you as soon as I let you in on something. It's amazing how much of an unintentional comedic goldmine Oxford Dictionary's website is. What I intended was to note their word of day being an interesting pick to realizing how hilarious the whole thing really is.

You're right I was going to, but wrong person. Alg, unless you're browsing Oxford's online dictionary like I am.

So me and Alg just discovered a brand new way to enjoy reading definitions in an English Dictionary (in this case, an online one) that doesn't involve browsing through the definitions of the more socially unsavory curse words. There is going to be no sleep tonight... or in the morning.

Banned because you might be checking that Oxford's site still just to see more cases of highly shuffled linguistics.

Nope. The puppet queen of the harpies, LNH. Wait, when did you name change?

Fired from the different kind of Oracle for not seeing the pink slip coming.

That's the kind of mindset I use: it's very practical. Unless I really feel like it, I tend to not do things if I know there is no reason. Of course, fun is a perfectly valid reason to do something. Unless you one of certain kinds people I know whose idea of fun is taking the long way for their own amusement, knowing it [bleep]ed up someone's schedule and wasting their time. Surprise road trips are evil. But Killerred is not (too) evil. I love the shit out of that guy.

And as always, my memory never ceases to fail on me. Also occurred to me I have never been to that state before despite how I live in one of the states seated next to it.

Banned because you take in too much dihydrogen monoxide.

If I recalled, don't you live in Indiana or someplace? I wouldn't need a plane ride to slap you, but would be a waste of fuel for one slapping. The fact I know you have been aware of Ohio drivers' bad road habits indicates that state or one of the adjacent ones at least.

To be honest, I'd rather have something to engage in. Since it's the first month of this year, maybe I should use this is a chance to learn a new skill by picking up a few books from the library and roll from there. Bet it'd kill a few days and keep me interested.

Which is probably going to be a long while. :3 Just woke up. Maybe I'll go back to napping or something since I lack having something to do.

I was expecting black comedy at the end, but end up with a happy ending instead.

Banned because I have the slight urge to return to Facebook just to troll old friends for kicks.

Useful, but worn out. TNPW hang around and post in the Harpy Blog/ISE for the next day or so, if you never ventured prior or rarely went there. If you have, come back anyway. You need to contribute a collective of 3 hours and log your experience. EDIT: [bleep]ing lag.

Banned because you're a player, in that sort of way.

Banned because it isn't talking behind his back if he can read it right here. 2X banned combo because he is predictable in style. 3X banned combo because there is passive-aggressiveness oozing all over here. 4x banned combo for using the nerd emote again and 5x banned finisher just because I wanted to one-up you. :3

Banned because we all know how laughably predictable you are. And to be honest, we are more interested in being passive aggressive and condescending to each other through banning than directly toying with their wishes.

Hey, look! It's Yelps! [bleep] that guy.

Oddly enough, I am the exact opposite. I am quite accustomed to the beeping sound, and I find the effect of blanking the entire soundtrack momentarily to be quite jarring by comparison. I also find long strings of them to be quite amusing if used correctly. Like moments when events go awry for the person in the most amusing way imaginable? I agree with you on that the censor beeps can be utilized for comedic purposes, but I still prefer the volume of them to be a bit lower.

It made my day.

I could fork up the remainder of my cash pile, but that involves me logging into the game.

Let me think it over. [beat] Don't think so. Heroism and defending things isn't my hat.

Thank you. <3