Kirschen

I never saw that movie, so pardon me if I didn't catch it.

Banned because I am somewhat satisfied with how fitting this avatar is to my name. Also, I want Saturday to come! I want Saturday to come! I waaaaaaaaant Saturday to come!

Rape. It was so good, Cow had to mention it twice. If I said that anywhere else, even in FG, I'd probably get scolded at. Good thing Harpy Nest has a refuge in audacity and vulgarity.

Okay, but which crusade specifically?

When were the harpies Catholic?

You are erased from all of existence by a non-sequitur due to a "Divide By Zero" like event.

Banned because I am. Rallying against DVD as the main enemy to these games instead of you. Feel relieved I picked a new person to toy with.

Your cat seduces you to the void. The furball does not discriminate by gender.

Granted, but they are imaginary. I wish I wasn't suffering boredom.

Granted, but it is scented to where it attracts the highly aggressive wildlife and is too heavy to carry around. I wish every living being on this planet got a nice cake.

Granted, but it isn't pretty. I wish I was pretty.

I could manage 3-4 weeks before withdrawal hitting back when I was trying to quit scape. I actually had to get into another game just so I could fully leave it. Speaking of, it will have been 9 years since the creation of my Scape account in about a few days. I love being reminded how I have been around Scape for half of my life so far. Of course, I do not regret the nice amount of online friends I made through it.

Banned for indirectly supporting his consumption of me.

Roar! *dragon blasts* And yet, I do have blue carpet. TNPW also have a blue carpet to keep up the coincidence.

Fired from Kyurem for denying the merger with Reshiram Inc. And screw Mighty Glaciers. I have too much trouble trying to get into defense and lack of speed.

You try to preform complex gymnastics, but have an unfortunate meeting with the horse while bound by jump ropes from 30 feet.

We even have a sin made specifically for this Nest. Harpying!

Death by an egregious lack of plot armor.

... *holds back urge to reply*... You got me. I will take a guess to say that the next one is Blaze. That guy is reliable when it comes to showing up in FG.

When people like to insist their definition of a word is correct, going as far to ignore high-quality dictionaries that say otherwise, especially when it derails a topic you were discussing with them about.

So there will be a big debate about whether you're a lowly scavenger or a predator? :twss: And why aren't there more interesting resolutions like this anyway?

Anyone who comes in here is no longer considered that sort of thing, you included. Really, any actual person who was respectable and sane would not dare read these posts, let alone walk in to reply.

Sucks my brother is almost fully sober, meaning my reign of fun and jerkassery is almost at an end. At least I got in lots of snark. Him: "Man, I am feeling a bit silly and delusional..." Me: "I don't see much difference." An hour later: Him: "I should get on Facebook and be a smartass... but I can't think of what line to say." Me: "I don't have a whole lot of experience in making an effort when it comes to provoking the ire of many." Him: "Am I spelling this riiight... I mean I can't seem to type well under the influence *laughing*" Me: "I am fairly certain nobody will notice the bad spelling errors." To be fair, I am certain his friends were browsing that site under the influence too... just like millions of others around the world. Happy New Years?

Finally, someone with realistic goals! Curious what would his reaction be if the exact opposites happen with him hitting the multi-million jackpot on the lottery, having insane luck with the opposite sex, and winning every single contest entered, thus "failing".