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My Platinum game came in, so now I can Nuzlocke. Surprising it came fast considering the estimated date wasn't until end of this week. Now to figure out why the hell all of my first encounters so far have been females. Maybe my starter is that much of a pimp.

Easy. In no particular order: *The typical nonsense. *Vezon sharing videos of high interest. *Me and Alg doing our comedy routine. *Me and Vezon discussing the digestion of Cow. * (Offscreen) Me ordering a game online. * Kaida being classy as hell. * Meredith divulging in the interesting life of HLF. * Oh, and I assume Nekyia probably getting injured as always. EDIT: Oh, and me probably weirding out one of Alg's friends. You be nice to Erika, you hear? Oh, I am. It's just that the "weirding out" seems to be unintentional.

Banned because we figured that bit long ago.

Easy. In no particular order: *The typical nonsense. *Vezon sharing videos of high interest. *Me and Alg doing our comedy routine. *Me and Vezon discussing the digestion of Cow. * (Offscreen) Me ordering a game online. * Kaida being classy as hell. * Meredith divulging in the interesting life of HLF. * Oh, and I assume Nekyia probably getting injured as always. EDIT: Oh, and me probably weirding out one of Alg's friends.

Banned for making me laugh at such a scenario.

There is nothing wrong with him. He just has quite a fondness for Poop.

Fired from the Popcorn factory for making it taste terrible anyways.

Banned because it is his hat.

Damn bug. Cannot smell much due to the mucus in my nose and everything feels like crap. I think I know the ass that spreaded this to me.

Fired from the Despotic Kingdom for not taxing nonchalantly. If you do it vehemently, the people won't think of you as a monstrous ass to the extreme.

Those ones are the best. You know they are saying crap, but it's so good to read. I also love the conspiracy theorists that seem to come up with ideas that are borderline insane and back it up with worse logic. Now I kinda miss the place due to its entertainment value.

Paradise! Sudoku.

Granted, but now you're in immense debt from buying the drinks, nobody remembers, and the only thing you have to show is a certificate that is soon lost in a fire. A week later: a guy beats your title. I could do with a cold bottle of Coca Cola. I wish for some Vanilla Coke.

You angered the flamboyant mob boss and he sends in a creepy hitman who wears fishnet stockings to hunt you down. All while spouting innuendo and eerie words left and right with a bullet in between.

Granted, but it's just a level 2 Slaking card that says "See you in Hoenn" I wish it snowed hard again. Green grass is boring.

Granted, but everyone eats free always... except for you. I wish my shipping order for Pokemon Platinum came here faster.

Banned because I agree. Also, it seems my order has started the shipping. Since the seller is from Arizona, I get the feeling it may take more than just a possible week to get here. Of course, my Sinnoh trolling will wait until then. It will give me time to think up names. "Harpy" is a perfect name for the likes of Starly.

Even months after not visiting the site and playing the game, it still comforts me to know the RSOF still runs on Insane Troll Logic and melodramatic silliness. Oddly, in a way, it was those qualities that makes the forum so entertaining to watch. In a way, I felt like I was observing the modern depiction of Caesar, Macbeth, and The Ring of the Nibelung simultaneously in a warped sense of theatricality. Of course, there is no changing the fact that place is a far worse wretched hive than the harpies by miles. Probably because it is run by [bleep]ing penguins.

Seems I am not the only one who has a habit of not using BBQ in meat consumption. Speaking of, this discussion of food is making me hungry...

I get the feeling you used BBQ and alcohol in the mix to seal the deal.

Banned because it's more of using the penguin to meet my ends. And if I do a Nuzlocke, it might die or something. Although I essentially have shown myself to prefer water to the other two so far (Totodile in C/SS, Mudkip in Sapphire, and Oshawott in Unova), so I think I sealed the deal on that. For the record, I never played FR/LG. But I think Nostalgia is total bullcrap and should be ignored.

Banned because I now have to wait awhile until the copy of Pokemon Platinum makes it to my doorstep. Then I can proceed to screw around for the next month or so trolling Sinnoh and here. And despite my preference to water types, I am unsure if I should throw aside my disliking of penguins if I go with Piplup. Maybe Chimchar is cool because it is a [bleep]ing monkey, which is my Chinese zodiac sign. Monkeys rule! Unless said monkeys are the ones used by Striaton trio. Those ones just suck.

How delicious was Cow? Finally got through finishing this online purchase I am making. Kind of a [bleep], but at least all I need to do now is wait...

Granted, now it's in blinding fabulous colors. I wish DVD typed in a flaming pink accent in FG from now on. Like forever, and he must like it.

Banned because I just made a sweet cover for the Nuzlocke I plan to do soon... as soon as I am able to make an offer online for said game today or tomorrow.