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Granted, but time slows down so it feels like forever. I wish some villains in media avoided the idiotic villain tropes just to see how much of the success really was the hero's contributions.

Granted, but you need to upgrade to Windows 7 before you can use your skill. I wish my nice computer that had Windows 7 didn't die on me so soon. It looked so much prettier compared to XP.

Banned because they likely forgot to fully attach their safety harness. And Blaze, that name doesn't work anymore. :3

Banned because I said and typed out the word "touché" for the first time in years thanks to your statement.

Banned because he failed all of his biology classes for a reason.

And you technically aren't evil, which makes a good loophole for the GM's "no evil" rules. Banned because it's the perfect alignment for idiots and sociopaths alike. I think I remember the results I got on that alignment test. 50% evil, 25% chaotic or something for "Chaotic Neutral".

I usually just ignore whatever grammar inaccuracy someone makes, only informing them every once in a while if it makes their statement confusing. Screwing up the definition of a word, however, I either sigh in my head or get visibly irritated depending on what word and how badly they did it. Even then, I still don't feel bothered that much by it given what the English language is known for. Different kind of annoyance in mind: People who seem to get angry because you don't share their sense of humor or laugh out loud to it if you do. It seems I am seen as a jerk or lack a sense of humor by some because I didn't respond to the jokes the use or laugh to in the way they expected. Can't I just giggle quietly to a joke if I liked it?

Granted, but it's always re-runs. And they get cancelled after one viewing. I wish dogs were as intelligent as cats. That way, they'd be less obnoxious.

Banned because being evil is fun. Plus they win when common sense is on their side and the plot/general public popularity isn't on the heroes. Admit it, the outfits and perks are too good to pass up.

You decide to play tag and forget you were walking into an abandoned landmine zone. It was painful with one, but each mine launched you within range of setting off each one in succession and sending you flying like a fish around a small radius triggering twenty or so mines. You died after three, but it wasn't enough. At least it's no longer a minefield thanks to your unwilling contribution.

Imagine two bunnies cuddling up to each other to have a nap, inviting a kitten in to join in on the cuteness. TNPW post something horrific in a way that it is funny.

Banned because I feel the need to do an evil gloat, but without Bond Villain Stupidity.

Chasing windmills is only cute when little children or animals do it, not mentally-ill men who think they're knights in shining armor.

Camerupt since the Beartic wouldn't have anywhere to walk. Antagonistic co-worker that is reliable as hell or one that is sweet in personality but will screw you over.

Banned because I don't wish to be a Varrock Guard; my money would vanish and end up dying a lot.

Granted, but they will always be pulled down. I wish I had amazing cooking skills.

Banned because I share your hatred of that damn citrus. "Annoying" is an understatement. Made worse in that my brother (who has an annoying laugh) finds the thing funny.

Banned because I miss the creepy 'E' as your avatar even if you long got rid of it.

Needs more cute stuff. Especially from mons that aren't seen as cute. EDIT: That reminds me of the time I decided to use a Hydreigon in the Pokemon Musical in B/W, and I threw the same hat plus a few other items. It was more funny than cute especially given a mon known for homicidal rampage was dancing around instead of devouring the unevolved critters around it... which I also find funny.

Fire. There is something fascinating about it. Have everything you try sitting on be covered in small spikes or have your bed always be hard as a rock?

A valid reason to make popcorn. Cheesecake with your enemies.

Granted, but all showers break the moment you get near them. So you can only take a baths now. I wish people realized they should keep things simple and practical and not over-complicate it.

Banned because it just gives me all the more reason to see you and DVD as those two guys who happen to chill out or provide commentary on FG's bizarre events. And Alg, you should know all cans that seal evil look exotic with a few seals painted on. Evil noodles really taste good even though it turns you into a (slightly bigger) sociopath.

I feel sorry for that evolutionary line since they have to go through a lot of crap and by the time they fully evolve, their newly acquired eyesight (and the whole brain thing) makes them lose it. They're like woobie incarnate. It simply makes the above picture all that more heartwarming and adorable. Out of curiosity, what mons you find adorable when they technically don't fall into that category? Like they are the stuff of nightmares but you just want to hug the shit out of it while others wouldn't.

Draz's RL photography is a rather welcoming attraction.