Kirschen

Needs Mermaid-Fins or Otter(wott) whiskers. The queen needs to breath in their new domain. Plus it'll force Penguins to stay on the ice and die. Slowly and horribly.

Otters in general are just adorable. Now with this theme going, harpies can have zombie orgies in air and underwater. Speaking of such said fiestas involving kinky undead shenanigans, I forgot it was Tuesday (well, for another 53-54 minutes here anyway).

Maybe Harpies should have a monthly theme. Like this month's theme is "Cute water animals" and we vote a week prior to January to decide that one's theme. Good idea?

Perhaps it was the thought of hundreds of others outside of your family before you doing the same ritual on the same seat seems unnerving. That very thought passed me one day at the age of 11 and I haven't used the public restroom since. Maybe it was because of fact I saw a disgusting restroom one too many times in my childhood to point I am phobic about entering one now.

God damn it, Vezon. Your signature is so [bleep]ing adorable...

Banned for implying every medicinal remedy is bad because they are legally drugs by definition.

The wall gets diabeetus from the bacon. 64 HP

DAT QUOTE PYRAMID Made by slaves captured enemy penguins of course.

Pro: You have at least one friend. Con: You will lose it soon unless they make being annoying an art form to enjoy. The chances of that occurring are slim to none. Waking up as a warped abomination originating from a dream space.

Pros: You won't be alone when you have one. Cons: You probably aren't alone when it comes to getting the attention of one. Snow.

Pros: I'd be god. Cons: I'd be bored as hell. Black comedy.

Pros: Frees up my hand. Cons: I am likely going to be asked to use my hand elsewhere and not enjoy my drink. Monkeys.

I remembered those from when I was 10-11. The real fun to me was experimenting with different designs from trying to achieve the most colorful to the most bizarre.

Now ltk is the Harpies' official go-to source for morally questionable "herbal remedies",

Banned because they see me trollin', they hatin'... *goes into really terrible rapping*

Banned because of witnessing an excellent Suplex preformed on a deer.

Banned because I never had an option. I always found Christmas to be more of an inconvenience than anything. Plus Scrooge is awesome with his elite accounting skills.

I had an instance of that happening while writing certain words and they would be completely different ones (temporarily) because of the ink going out. Better yet, having a pen provided for you at a place to fill out and having that one run out.

Banned for ignoring the meme potential of "CHEEFOO SURPRISE".

Banned because the target was primarily Blaze for my personal amusement.

What system? By my warped sense of logic, I concluded Batman is on our side based on the image. Plus I just realized the possibility of The Penguin being created to make fun of the Jewish. He sorta hits the marks.

As a harpy, haters are always an inevitability.

Lock n' loll, you no take candle on elf coach journey- Oh, you said English? I read it as Engrish. TNPW use six "big words" in a sentence while sounding coherent.

The wall (and Robespierre by extension) suffer immensely by my temptation with the Goddess of Fate. 62 HP for the Wall, 0 HP for Robespierre.

The wall is employed at a controversial Bastille as a section of padding in preparation for the gloom-filled turbulence of political upheaval under the shadowy veil of saturation and gales void of the Sun. Not like that crap will occur tonight, right? 64 HP.