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Silver_Dragon

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  1. rings of life are your friend ;)
  2. But every time I go inside the cave it says I cannot find my way around...Do I need that map or something from watchtower quest? If so, how do I get it again? :oops:
  3. Ok I have this clue that tells me to go here... When I go to try to cross that island...there are some bricks in the road and it says the road is out :( How can I get to that island! I need to dig there.
  4. It's time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards." The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That case inspired the Stella awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States. Here are this year's winners: 5th Place (tie): Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son. 5th Place (tie): 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps. 5th Place (tie): Terrence [bleep]son of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. [bleep]son found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000. 4th Place: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard and was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun. 3rd Place: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. 2nd Place: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms.Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses. 1st Place: This year's run away winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back & make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mrs.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000 plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons around. Gotta love the way the US justice system works, and how easy it is to sue and win over such frivolities and non-sense :D
  5. Psh, passing notes physically is so 90's, text notes digitally on your mobile :wink:
  6. I got Halo on mine :) takes up mad amount of memory though, so I dont have any others, beat em all
  7. Mmmmm, some of the 'guys' at our school says tight pants "show off the natural beauty of their hips and thighs" :shock: (guys reeeallllyyyy arent meant to wear tight pants, I mean really)
  8. How so? It has a furnace extremely close to a bank for smithers, and you can teleport to it, and it is also is a port city so we will be able to travel to places from it.
  9. You could probably use Macromedia Flash to make animated sigs or avatars like that. I dont know what Itachi uses... Flash is only availible if you buy it and its pretty expensive.
  10. I think theyve already started to do this... The banners in front of ardougne castle resemble some british company's flag if I remember correctly...
  11. My Paint sig and avatar owns ALL :lol:
  12. The lamps that the genius random event gives you, it gives you (lvl*10) exp in any skill you wish. I would choose lamps.
  13. No bigger than 300 x 150 pixels And no more than 30000 bytes I think BTW go to media board for more help
  14. Press "Alt" + "Prtsc" (next to F12) then paste it onto Microsoft paint.
  15. The evil door-opening monsters :shock: RUUUNNNNN!!!! Good idea although I dont see it happeening anytine soon since it would take a lot of programming to accomplish.
  16. LOL 1/180 it would be rare for about a week :lol: :lol: Better make it more like 1/180,000
  17. I think I read somewhere that a baby fetus does actually learn while in the mother's stomach. It recognizes light patterns, noise patterns, the mother's voice, even playing soft music to the baby will stimulate it. Aha, found an article on it, by day 40, the fetus has developed brain waves that can be stimulated to learn, and can even distinguish its mother's voice from other female voices. http://www.apologeticspress.org/inthenews/2003/itn-03-12.htm So whoever said the baby fetus cannot learn while in the womb, you're wrong, and all you pro-choice people might wanna take a look at that article.
  18. How would you feel if your mother aborted you, w1zard :?:
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