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So, two boxes... In any event I head to the post office to buy stamps...as I said earlier.

I continue to consider the snake irrelevant, as it is inside 4 boxes now. I continue making the Russian Box.

I decide I will make a Matryoshka Box. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_doll When I have 20 Boxes stacked inside each other I head off to the nearest post office to buy some stamps.

I close the lid of the box...if it isn't already closed...which it should be. I then conjure a larger box around the first box, made out of a strong material that the snake can't get through.

...Anywho. I teleport the snake into a box that is too small for it, killing it.

I suck the Venom out, hide in my house and spend the next 2 years practicing teleporting to Sasri Heuda's House with a bucket of water and a box of matches. Then: I set fire to Sasri Heuda's house, get a bucket of water, wait until Sasri Heuda comes back, throw the bucket of water at the house to try to extinguish some of the fire, say 'I have been doing this all day, can you help?' Then, when he trusts me, I set fire to Sasri Heuda.

Session will start in about an hour(give or take, since dinner is ready in 50 minutes :rolleyes: ) IRC is up now if people want to get on: /join #space8 tavern Log: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12603519/Space/Logs/%23space8.Tip.It.log

I stand in the garden, with the poisonous snake which has the ability to bite people's faces off. I grab hold of the snake and then: I throw the snake at Sasri Heuda's house, which is next door. I then set fire to Sasri Heuda's house, get a bucket of water, wait until Sasri Heuda comes back, throw the bucket of water at the house to try to extinguish some of the fire, say 'I have been doing this all day, can you help?' Then, when he trusts me, I set fire to Sasri Heuda.

As long as it can be reasonably obtained. A stealth suit and jetpack for everyone is a no. Just imagine you are conpeople...Conning people out of a car, or hotwiring one...not very hard to do.

I throw the snake at Sasri Heuda's house, which is next door. I then set fire to Sasri Heuda's house, get a bucket of water, wait until Sasri Heuda comes back, throw the bucket of water at the house to try to extinguish some of the fire, say 'I have been doing this all day, can you help?' Then, when he trusts me, I set fire to Sasri Heuda.

One question per day.

Hex, the Vaults are located in the basement.

Romulans, Klingons, Jedi, Sith, Replicators, Asguard, The USA, The SAS, The Politiburo, The Pentagon, Giant Radioactive Zombie Bee-Bears, Un-B-Tr-icorns...

RPG- Assuming the guards were to hear an alarm and assume that that alarm was genuine, they could be in the lobby within about a minute. Assuming that there were no roving police cars, SWAT Helicopters or Military Trucks passing by, the earliest, substantive, reinforcements could arrive is 19 minutes after the alarm was activated.

I also start in Iconic's House. I begin stealing his worldly possessions.

RPG, indeed, there are some, with access to the vault, who are single.

Hex- The Vault is protected by a Vault Door, which is on a time lock and a password lock elsewise. Mather- Yes. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12603519/The%20Con%20Is%20On/Public%20Map.png The public map is limited to the first floor. Additional information is that there is another floor on top of this one, and another floor below this one. Dungeonal- There is a position open as a telemarketing agent within the company. Your cubical would be located somewhere on the second floor. Rocco- The Bank is located on a busy street, with metal bollards at either end of the street, so it is pedestrians only. Grim- From observations there are two security guards in the first floor lobby, with another eight somewhere in the building. The guards that can be seen carry pistols. Nex- Surveillance could be terminated in three ways. A power cut, knocking out or otherwise disabling the security staff in the control room(on the second floor) or disrupting the camera feeds between the individual cameras and the control room. Stoke- The Security Systems are all wired through the Control Room(On the second floor).

Random funny: Tennyson wrote a poem which included the line: "Every moment dies a man/Every moment one is born." Charles Babbage, inventor of the Difference Engine, subsequently wrote back: "If this were true, the population of the world would be at a standstill. In truth, the rate of birth is slightly in excess of death. I would suggest that the next edition of your poems should read: 'Every moment dies a man/Every moment 1 1/16 is born.' Strictly speaking . . . Strictly speaking, the actual figure is so long I cannot get it into a line, but I believe the figure 1 1/16 will be sufficiently accurate for poetry." [hide] [/hide]

Hello all, I have an idea for a totally new game. The new game is thus, you are a team of con artists, who will use your considerably skill to pull heists against all manner of things and people. However pulling off a con is no easy thing, a lot of detailed planning needs to go into it, and a lot more information needs to be gathered than just the target. So here is how the game works: Everyone has one question, per day, which they may ask about the target. To ask a question please say, 'I would like to ask' followed by the question. This is to prevent accidently questions from being answered, or real questions not being answered. People may, if they so choose, choose a specialism, like safe cracker or smooth talker, which will give minor benefits(+2 in 20 Sided Dice Rolls, 1 being total failure, 2 to 5 being plain failure, 6 to 9 as minor mistakes, 10 to 15 is reasonable success, 16 to 19 is considerably success and 20 being amazing success) in specific tasks. When people feel that they have enough information they may propose a plan, which can then be voted on. Once a plan has been agreed upon I shall run the plan through. The first target is a Bank, Zurope Banking, with 3 tonnes of gold in the basement and millions of dollars worth of foreign currency in its vaults. Ask your questions.

Not really...It is, of course, possible to go really fast. One person and a mod could do it in around 20 seconds. However, if a player happens to write a long, descriptive post, then it could take two or three minutes. Assuming someone needed to go to toilet...But if they did and 20 minutes later they had not got back....So 5 minutes seem a reasonable time to wait. Good

Irrelevant and incorrect. No one, except you, has stated that IRC is slow. The moderator replying to everything at once slows the game considerably...As rounds would be 5 minutes long, with maybe another 5 minutes where the mod types out the responces. Thus leading to rounds that last 6-10 minutes. Your evidence is based on a single game, modded by someone who had never done it before. Your evidence does not take into account the confusion generated by everyone acting at the same time. It helps considerably to read off topic posts before moving them.

Hetro-Sexual Homosexuals: http://marriage.about.com/cs/straightspouses/a/straightspouse.htm •50 percent of all gay men in America have fathered children. •75 percent of all lesbians have children. Homo-Sexual Heterosexuals: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_sexuality#Prisoner-prisoner_relationships In the United States in particular, rape in prisons is a major problem, and may be perpetrated by inmates who do not view themselves as bisexual or homosexual. The same can be seen in female prisons, where an unwilling woman who normally would not engage in sex with another woman would do so for the sake of protection. As for the Furry part...I don't know, there may be people out their like that, there may not...I guess when you don't have a lot of choice you are willing to settle for something less than perfect. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Situational_sexual_behavior

Thread Necromancy Aversion, Off Topic Discussion and Moderator interference(Which is the natural result of Off Topic Discussion) puts pay to that idea. Thread Necromancy Aversion. The key problem is that, if we create a thread it is good for a week, perhaps...Then it is dead and people have no reason to look at it. It sounds like a good idea, since people can actually interact with us in realtime, rather than posting on a long dead thread. However, it will require people to actually be on the IRC channel... Alternatively we could stage 5 minute roleplays on the #Runescape channel (If Muhammad won't go to the mountain, then the mountain will go to Muhammad.) or just advertise every 20 minutes ' Enjoy roleplay? /join #RoleplayUlike ' Additionally...if we were going to do an IRC for new members...No In jokes. By your logic: Hetrosexuals are fetishists, as shown by male prisons, and Homosexuals are fetishists, as shown by gay people marrying straight people. Hetro-men prefer women, but can settle for men. While Homo-men prefer men, but can settle for women. And a Furry who refuses to have sex unless their partner barks like a dog has a sexuality...since it is a requirement, not a preference. Sex can also be defined as: Feelings or behaviour resulting from the urge to gratify the sexual instinct

Depends on how deep you want to go(no pun intended). In the broadest terms homosexuality and hetrosexuality are fetishs...Since sex doesn't require a partner, it is a person's choice. Reproduction does not even require intercourse...it could be done in two completely isolated stages, with no physical interaction between the male and female. If you then took it to a narrower level, where you remove the element of choice, because of the biological imperative and the homosexual imperative...Then you can also add the Chain Imperative, the Bark Like a Dog Imperative and such. For example, you, Mather, could have sex with another male, and I could have sex with a female. I would imagine neither of us would particualarly enjoy the experience, though we would probably get a rush of endorphins so it would be wrong to say that the experience was completely devoid of enjoyment. As such, a Furry could have sex with someone who did not act like whichever animal the Furry wished they would. The Furry would still get the rush of endorphins, so could still be said to enjoy the act of intercourse, but their enjoyment, in the same way as if I had sex with a female or you, Mather, had sex with another male, would not be as great as if they had been acting like an animal. I say this because the dismissal of other people's views as equal to your own, is where dislike and prejudice originates.

I had thought of including Asexaulity, but a lot of people don't define it as an actual sexuality, so it raises a bunch of questions. And Furry is a legal sexuality...as is BDSM peoples and Pan-Sexualism and a considerably deal of other groupings.