Going to bed. [hide] Session Start: Sun Nov 07 23:54:54 2010 Session Ident: #dungeon 03[23:54] * Now talking in #dungeon 01[23:55] <notetaker> Taking notes [23:55] <@Dice_God> k [23:55] <Al> (Do I get double moves?) [23:55] <@Dice_God> (no. and if edel doesn't respond in 30 seconds he loses his action) [23:55] <Al> (Cool) [23:56] <@Dice_God> (10 seconds.) [23:56] <Al> (5, 4, 3, 2, 1) [23:56] <Nexaduro> (*KABOOM*) [23:56] <@Dice_God> Nex, your turn [23:57] <Nexaduro> Arm myself, and read the scroll as I walk outdoors. [23:57] <Al> (NOOOOO Double actions double the chance of random death) [23:58] <@Dice_God> (you already read it.) You manage to walk outside and arm yourself without horribly mauling yuorself, a first. [23:58] <@Dice_God> Al's turn [23:58] <Al> Where am I? [23:58] <nikal_oldr> What the hell! [23:59] <nikal_oldr> I want my go [23:59] <nikal_oldr> thats not fair! [23:59] <nikal_oldr> wtf! [23:59] <@Dice_God> Back at your tourn up hut. leter is still there, as well as your sickle. [23:59] <Al> (Vote to kill Nikal) [23:59] <@Dice_God> Hey, you were complaining about how slow it was going.) [23:59] <Al> Ok [23:59] <nikal_oldr> Yeh, but theres no way of knowing when your time is [23:59] <nikal_oldr> and you have to listen to a laod of people [23:59] <Nexaduro> (WHat was that about kicking Archi? :P) [23:59] <@Dice_God> (Paying atention might help) Session Time: Mon Nov 08 00:00:00 2010 [00:00] <Al> I carefully CAREFULLY pick up the Sickle and put it in a draw, CAREFULLY 06[00:00] * notetaker slaps nikal_oldr around a bit with a large trout [00:00] <nikal_oldr> FFs [00:00] <@Dice_God> Because you were doing so carefully, you only manage to slice off a finger this time. [00:00] <Nexaduro> (I REVEAL 20,000 TROOPS ON YOUR SICKLE!) [00:00] <@Dice_God> Artys turn [00:00] <nikal_oldr> This is ridiculous [00:00] <@Dice_God> Shut up, get up, and pay atention edel. [00:00] <Al> (I reveal 20,001 troops inside your troops!) [00:00] <Nexaduro> (No, this is hilarious. XD) [00:01] <Arty_the_Artificer> Arty nods curtly towards his superior and picks up his ax before following him out the door [00:01] <Nexaduro> (I reveal 40,002 nukes inside your troops!) [00:02] <@Dice_God> The person confiscates your axe and leads you to the head masters room. The headmaster appears to be rather exasperated with a small globe he has in his hands. [00:02] <Al> (I build an Anti-Nuke Ray and fire it at my troops, inside your troops) [00:02] <@Dice_God> nikals turn. [00:02] <@Dice_God> (Shush, no more berlin jokes.) [00:02] <Al> (But Mom...) [00:03] <Arty_the_Artificer> (No Buts! Now eat your vegetables) [00:03] <@Dice_God> (This is serious. you are already nearly dead twice, and this is only 10 minuites into the first session!) [00:03] <Nexaduro> (I detonate the nukes before you finish the ray, killing you from a tiny piece of scroll shrapnel under your tongue!) [00:03] <@Dice_God> Nikal, 30 seconds. action? [00:03] <nikal_oldr> I [00:03] <nikal_oldr> Erm. [00:03] <Al> (OMG! My Ant-Nuke Ray was built 50 minutes before we started playing!) [00:03] <nikal_oldr> I kill all the people outside. [00:03] <@Dice_God> okay, just post your act.. [00:03] <@Dice_God> ... [00:04] <@Dice_God> Dear jeesus. [00:04] <@Dice_God> want to try again? [00:04] <Al> (Falls over the table and garrots himself on a loose fish) [00:04] <Nexaduro> (Yeah, but I created a DUPLICATE PRIMARY OVERRIDE FOR YOUR SICKLE MUAHAHA!) [00:04] <Arty_the_Artificer> (Don't make me use Stealth V2.0...) [00:04] <@Dice_God> ( do not make me use the almighty dice crush.) [00:05] <Al> (OMG! This game is so unfair! I demand that I also get a Primary super laser put right next to your head!) [00:05] <nikal_oldr> I just attack one person, than puppetise him [00:05] <Nexaduro> (Sickle AI, bombard him with sandwiches! Wrapped in PAPER! HAHAHA!) [00:05] <nikal_oldr> to attack others [00:05] <nikal_oldr> than eventually kill everyone [00:06] <Al> (Egads! No, Wait, I have a plan...Sickle AI, what is the Square Root of PI!) [00:06] <@Dice_God> ... alright. you pupetize the nearest person purfectly, sneakily, and he goes on a beserk rampage while you smugly go to the main palace of the Puppet city. (+0.3 pupeterring) [00:06] <@Dice_God> Al, Go. [00:06] <Nexaduro> Sickle AI; (You get Nitrous Oxide poisoning.) [00:06] <Arty_the_Artificer> (Goddamn 20s) [00:06] <@Dice_God> (And stop with the jokes, please!) [00:06] <nikal_oldr> There not jokes if there not funny, Earth. [00:07] <nikal_oldr> I carry on killing everything. [00:07] <Al> I begin practicing a magic trick with the draw. First I pretend to shut my finger in the draw, then I drop my finger into the draw and go 'OMG!' [00:07] <@Dice_God> Nikal! not your turn [00:07] <@Dice_God> ...Draw? [00:07] <Al> Drawer [00:07] <@Dice_God> drawer? [00:07] <@Dice_God> what? [00:07] <Al> Like a sock drawer [00:07] <Nexaduro> *facepalm* [00:07] <@Dice_God> There is no drawer [00:07] <Al> .... [00:08] <Nexaduro> (THE CHAIR IS A LIE) [00:08] <@Dice_God> please be serious. [00:08] <nikal_oldr> Have you ever considered shutting up [00:08] <Nexaduro> (Oh, wait, were you there for the start of Rimerose Arch? [00:08] <Al> *Adopts Nero's Accent*THEN WHAT DID I PUT THE SICKLE INTO [00:08] <nikal_oldr> I'm sick of you. [00:08] <@Dice_God> It's on the ground. [00:08] <Al> Huzzah [00:08] <Al> Ok [00:08] <Al> Serious time 06[00:08] * notetaker slaps nikal_oldr around a bit with a large trout [00:09] <Al> I begin making a medical ointment [00:09] <Nexaduro> (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...) 06[00:09] * nikal_oldr slaps Archimage_A with a [bleep]ing sword in the hopes that he'll stop making annoying remarks [00:09] <@Dice_God> You make another deadly poison, but stop yourself from putting it on yor finger just in time. (+0.3 poison making) - 03[00:09] * Added *!*
[email protected] to ignore list - [00:09] <@Dice_God> Arty, your turn. [00:10] <Al> Adds Nikal to ignore list for swearing [00:10] <@Dice_God> Nikal, i will ban you, and Arch, if you continue disrupting this. 02[00:10] * Nexaduro (
[email protected]) Quit (Quit: Tip.It Java User) [00:10] <Arty_the_Artificer> Arty bows to the head master and asks "What do you wish of me sire" [00:10] <Arty_the_Artificer> with a [cabbage] eating grin on his face 04[00:10] -> [nikal_oldr] PING 04[00:11] -> [nikal_oldr] VERSION [00:11] <Arty_the_Artificer> trollface.jpg 03[00:11] * Nexaduro (
[email protected]) has joined #dungeon 04[00:11] -> [nikal_oldr] TIME [00:11] <Nexaduro> :( [00:11] <Arty_the_Artificer> Bonnesoir! [00:11] <Al> OH. NO. THE. SHAME. [00:11] <Arty_the_Artificer> ([bleep]) [00:11] <@Dice_God> The head master tosses you the orb in disgust. it immediatley reacts, blowing up and releases a fine mist that seems to empower your knowledge of that craft. the headmaster is baffeled for a moment, then shugs. "Oh well, i guess it was good for something." (+2 magical item making.) 02[00:11] * nikal_oldr (
[email protected]) Quit (Quit: Tip.It Java User) [00:11] <@Dice_God> Nex's turn. [00:12] <Nexaduro> (Why, on records, do people swear twice as much?) [00:12] <Al> (No idea, I don't swear, period.) [00:12] <@Dice_God> (d'you need a recap, nex?) [00:13] <Nexaduro> Anyways, I read the scroll on Steel Paladins. THEN I TURN IT INTO AN ORIGAMI KNIFE AND TOSS IT INTO ORBIT. [00:13] <Arty_the_Artificer> (It's mostly a bad habit [that I should drop because I work with kids over the summer]) [00:13] <Nexaduro> (Aren't you only 13?) [00:13] <Al> (You would think, but they tend to swear more than anyone else) [00:13] <Arty_the_Artificer> (I am 16 going on 17~) [00:13] <Nexaduro> (Maybe, it's time to think...) [00:13] <@Dice_God> The scroll tells you some basic abilities of the craft. You then turn a part of the first scroll into an origamit knife, and when you toss it, it lands in yoyur eye, piercing it. [00:14] <@Dice_God> Al's turn [00:14] <Nexaduro> EYEPATCH TIME [00:14] <Al> (I make an eyepatch for a chance encounter in the future) [00:14] <Al> Ok [00:14] <Al> I begin looking for herbs which cannot be used to make poison [00:14] <@Dice_God> (you can bend metal. your in too much pain to remember tho.) [00:14] <Al> Preferably ones that heal [00:15] <Arty_the_Artificer> (Not the age level that I tend to work with arch, at any rate it's a city camp so they dissuade cursing as non camp appropriat) [00:15] <@Dice_God> You make a perfectly healing pointment that grows back your finger. you then pick up your sickle correctly this time. (+0.5 healing ointments.) [00:15] <Al> (Psht, America is crazy, all the creepy stuff is done behind closed doors) [00:15] <Arty_the_Artificer> *(appropriate) [00:15] <@Dice_God> Arty, your turn. 03[00:15] * Nexaduro is now known as Arty_the_Artificerr [00:16] <Arty_the_Artificerr> ORIGAMI KNIFE! [00:16] <Al> Huzzah, I refrain from doing a dance lest I fall through the floor [00:16] <@Dice_God> Change name back please. 03[00:16] * Arty_the_Artificerr is now known as Nexaduro [00:16] <Arty_the_Artificer> Arty bows to the head master and asks "What do you require of me?" [00:16] <Arty_the_Artificer> (next time at least change out of channel nex) [00:16] <@Dice_God> As you bow, you trip and land flat on your face, leaving a rather bloody indent on the floor. [00:16] <@Dice_God> Nex, your turn [00:16] <Nexaduro> (What, Grim?) [00:17] <Arty_the_Artificer> (At least make it believable :P) 03[00:17] * Edelweiss (
[email protected]) has joined #dungeon [00:17] <@Dice_God> (me, Grim?) [00:17] <Nexaduro> I remove the paper from my eye. With my axe. [00:17] <Arty_the_Artificer> (no I was talking to nex) 03[00:17] * Edelweiss is now known as Unknown4718 [00:17] <Al> (...When I get to the next town I am drinking a Stim-U-Like, then wrapping myself in cotton wool to prevent these injuries [00:17] <@Dice_God> Is that your action? [00:18] <@Dice_God> (please god..) [00:18] <Nexaduro> (I figure doing simple stuff with dangerous methods will counteract the simple dangers. So, yes.) [00:18] <Al> (That sounds cunning) [00:18] <Arty_the_Artificer> (You're going to decapitate yourself :P) [00:18] <Nexaduro> :P [00:18] <Al> (If the risks are equal regardless....) [00:19] <@Dice_God> You somehow manage to delicately remove the knife with the axe, and it falls onto your groin painfully. [00:19] <@Dice_God> Al's turn, unless edel wants to join back in. [00:19] <Al> He doesn't [00:19] <@Dice_God> k [00:19] <Arty_the_Artificer> (Also earth you may not need to roll on things like picking things up [it may speed the game up]) [00:19] <@Dice_God> (Right, just had to do it arch because it was hilariously devious.) [00:20] <Al> Ok, I polevault through a window and then look around outside [00:20] <@Dice_God> What do you need, Edel?.. 03[00:20] * Unknown4718 is now known as edel [00:21] <@Dice_God> you jump out the window, crushing the deadly snake outside with your body. (+0.6 full body combat.) [00:21] <@Dice_God> Arty's turn [00:21] <@Dice_God> Why did you direct me to page 5 on there? [00:22] <Al> I can summerise if you are busy [00:22] <Arty_the_Artificer> On page 6 :P [00:22] <Al> *Whine* [00:22] <Arty_the_Artificer> (oh right) [00:22] <Nexaduro> (Oh crud, Edel has Gavrill-class NO poisoning!) [00:22] <Arty_the_Artificer> Arty asks what is required of him after picking himself up [00:22] <Arty_the_Artificer> He also looks distrustingly at the floor [00:22] <Nexaduro> (We want, a shrubbery!) [00:23] <Al> (Do you know how hard it is to find a Herring at this time of night!) [00:23] <@Dice_God> The head master grins and hands you a small scroll. "Here is an order from me.You are to become a convoy to the other cities across the land and retreive orders for me. God knows you've only caused trouble scince you came here." [00:23] <Al> (Can it not cut wood, if so then yes) [00:24] <@Dice_God> Nex, your turn. [00:24] <Al> That he wants to kill you...possibly [00:24] <Nexaduro> (Edel, it's an inside joke from Space. Gavrill went insane and started repeating what everyone said.) [00:25] <Nexaduro> (Then the AI bonked everyone on the head, ended a few hundred simulations, and said we had Nitrous Oxide poisoning.) [00:25] <@Dice_God> Nex! Action! [00:25] <@Dice_God> Or i skip you. [00:25] <Al> (Can you ban Edel?) [00:25] <@Dice_God> Yes 03[00:25] * Dice_God sets mode: +b edel!*@* 03[00:25] * edel was kicked by Dice_God (Dice_God) [00:25] <Al> Thank you [00:25] <@Dice_God> done [00:25] <Nexaduro> I try to remove it by spinning on my head. [00:26] <@Dice_God> You realize that is a stupid idea, and remove it with your hand. you then continue to the main cloister. [00:26] <@Dice_God> Al? [00:26] <Nexaduro> (Success!) [00:26] <Al> I begin converting the dead snake into a pair of snake skin gloves for handling poisons [00:27] <@Dice_God> You manage so, and then realize you had a perfectly good pair of gloves in your bag. (+0.3 leather working, +0.2 butchery.) [00:27] <@Dice_God> Arty? [00:27] <Al> I haz tw0s now [00:28] <@Dice_God> ( edel wants me to unban him [00:28] <@Dice_God> 9By trying to trick me.) [00:28] <Arty_the_Artificer> Arty requests his ax back and the location of where he is supposed to go) [00:28] <Al> (I want a million pounds) [00:28] <Arty_the_Artificer> *. [00:28] <@Dice_God> Your axe is returned, and you are told that you may journey to any of the cities you wish, so long as you come back with orders and ideas. [00:28] <Nexaduro> (Who tricked who? Why? What?) [00:29] <@Dice_God> (Edel is trying to get me to unban him) [00:29] <@Dice_God> your turn nex. [00:29] <@Dice_God> Action? [00:30] <Arty_the_Artificer> http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1289173338164.jpg I believe this is relevant [00:30] <Nexaduro> The doors are closed to the Cloister? If so, I hurl my axes full-force into them to knock them open, then stride in yelling "TELL ME ABOUT THE RABBITS!" 02[00:30] * Nexaduro (
[email protected]) Quit (Quit: Tip.It Java User) [00:31] <Al> Long load! [00:31] <@Dice_God> The axes, despite being thrown in a jokeing way, reboung and cut off one of your hands. [00:31] <@Dice_God> Al? [00:31] <Al> I wonder what I saw ealier [00:31] <@Dice_God> hm? [00:32] <Al> I said I polevault through the window and look around, what did I see? 03[00:32] * Nexaduro (
[email protected]) has joined #dungeon [00:32] <Nexaduro> What happened? [00:32] <@Dice_God> You didn;t see anything other than the dead snake. Altghough you do see the clearing is rather neatly tended herb gardens. (letter?) [00:32] <Arty_the_Artificer> You cut off one of your hands [00:33] <Nexaduro> Earth, if you already posted, hit the up arrow until you get to your response for me [00:33] <Al> (I figured it was an explosive letter) [00:33] <Arty_the_Artificer> "I prepared explosive runes today" [00:33] <Al> Ok, I look through the herbs in the garden, after putting on my new goves [00:33] <Al> gloves [00:34] <Nexaduro> Earth? [00:34] <@Dice_God> Nex: The axes, despite being thrown in a joking way, rebound and cut off one of your hands. [00:35] <Al> http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/050207.jpg [00:35] <Nexaduro> Wow, nice doors they got there. [00:35] <@Dice_God> Al [00:35] <@Dice_God> The letter is the same as everyone elses [00:35] <Al> Ok, I look through the herbs in the garden, after putting on my new goves [00:35] <@Dice_God> Just read it.. please. [00:36] <Al> I am outside [00:36] <@Dice_God> You find another snake. [00:36] <@Dice_God> A poisonous one this time. [00:36] <Al> Huzzah, combat! [00:36] <@Dice_God> Arty? [00:36] <@Dice_God> your turn [00:36] <Al> Did I put the gloves on? [00:36] <@Dice_God> yes [00:36] <Arty_the_Artificer> Arty strides off asking for the general location of a city so that he may begin adventuring [00:37] <Arty_the_Artificer> He also looks for any sticks that look like wands [00:37] <@Dice_God> You find a travelling merchant, who says that the nearest city besides this one is the City of Masks. You alsow find several wandish sticks. [00:37] <@Dice_God> Nex. [00:38] <@Dice_God> your turn [00:39] <@Dice_God> NEx.. turn skip in 10 seconds [00:39] <Nexaduro> I headbutt the door. [00:40] <@Dice_God> You do the smart thing and pray to your god, Ormagoeoden. He grants to thee a new metalic hand, and you pick up your axe and head through the door. [00:40] <@Dice_God> (Nex, you are acting the [wagon].) [00:41] <@Dice_God> Al [00:41] <@Dice_God> your turn [00:41] <Al> ok [00:41] <Al> busy [00:42] <@Dice_God> (k. Too bad about Fura not being able to play ) [00:43] <Arty_the_Artificer> (How much do you want to use irc? [it seems that it would be better to use a forum thread amd possibly optional irc/msn for social encounters]) [00:44] <@Dice_God> Posted an Edit. [00:45] <@Dice_God> i think using IRC when we only have a few players is a better idea, and using the forum for the rest of it. 02[00:46] * Nexaduro (
[email protected]) Quit (Quit: Tip.It Java User) [00:46] <@Dice_God> Archi! [00:47] <@Dice_God> Can you use note taker to post what happened so far, to let people know? We're taking this to the forums. [00:49] <@Dice_God> ...Al? 02[00:53] * Arty_the_Artificer (
[email protected]) Quit (Quit: Tip.It Java User) 02[00:58] * @Dice_God (
[email protected]) Quit (Quit: Tip.It Java User) 03[01:04] * Edelweiss (
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[email protected]) Quit (Quit: Tip.It Java User) 02[01:39] * Al (
[email protected]) Quit (Quit: Tip.It Java User) Session Close: Mon Nov 08 01:39:45 2010 [/hide]