blacksimon

DUCK They drop phats and d chains as a 100% drop. But sadly we have not yet figured out a way to capture these drops before they sink

To be honest, I don't even speak much in-game, I chat to my friends and only respond if i'm asked something. I enjoy runescape very much, and one can argue that I have no life because I am approaching 100 combat with less than one and a half months of gameplay, I don't play much, I just know how to play, I don't waste time putting others down, even if I am provoked. I simply play for the game. Immature teenagers can try and put others down, but it will only work if you accept it. If you recognize their flaws and choose not to judge them or be provoked by then, then you have won your own battle. However I do agree that the game has gotten increasingly worse, community-wise. When I started runescape in late 2001, there were a great deal of helpful, kind people, the community was much smaller then, and it worked as a bit of a family. But now Jagex is mass-producing, making generic, unfavored updates with identical labels on the tins. Perhaps the community will keep going downhill until jagex meets its downfall and Gower moves on to another project.

Runescript was made a shell to make java coding easier for the Jagex haxxors, it IS a series of forms, which they use to add new NPCs and Items. Please do not disagree with me or i will be forced to eat your heart EDIT: The whole strain of a virus thing was a joke. Jagex doesnt live in a castle, nor get whipped by master jagex when they do things wrong. MORE EDIT: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RuneScript ......there you go

Exept when it's a hacking beetle. Wise words Robert....

Its java. To be more specific, its a strain of the java virus known as runescript, wich is just a buttload of forms that they fill in to make java coding easier Javascript is simple stoof, involving web site navigation

Good job padawan. Now for your next task you must....hack through 128 bit encryption, blindfolded. Only then will the force become present in you

Thursday june 27th 2011 - Braclets! Our long awaited braclet update has come forth. Enjoy teleporting to castle wars in over 6 different ways! Slaying even more low level slayer monsters, and abilty to mine soft clay with only a pickaxe and 28 buckets of water! In other news - Our newest line of macro detection systems include over 60 new random events, none of wich are of any use to the runescape community, and are pathetically easy to solve for macroers.

When I saw that system update.... I was all like "FINALLY" The spent a few mins hunting forums to what actually happened -.- Jagex hates us....Although that has nothing to do with the topic

There you go.... No update

Barrowing now :) 50 p pots and not a single drop. Jagex enjoys watching me cut my wrists

[hide=Disclaimer] I work a full time job, Im engaged, Im not exactly physicaly capable of running around outside, if you want to accuse me of no lifing, please keep in mind I have many many arguments to throw at you. So please keep this clean, encourage, suggest, but don't waste your time and flame[/hide] These were my stats approximatly 25 days into runescape Well, I didnt train my def for the reason of not having a whip, but at St Achilleus' drop party I got a pair of D legs, which I sold to buy a whip, and left enough cash aside so i can start barrowing once im 80 def Why don't I barrow now you ask? I tried barrowing at 70 def with guthans, and due to a lagg [bleep]e lost my spear, whip, runes, noted food and pots, and most everything of value I owned. Id rather have higher defense this time around. These are my stats 21 days later. Ive slowed down due to increasing business, Im spending more time at work and less at home. ----- And now about me: I lost a level 116 with 99 magic early this year due to a certain WoW addict/ friend of mine who somehow managed to take my account, member it, and sell it for WoW cash. (I got my revenge, do not ask how) I then started an account named Zomg haxx but lost it to credit problems, I can get it back at any time, but I must pay 1 month of membership to get the account unbanned, so id rather not. I have a great deal of fun getting goals, so i don't mind starting from level 3. I like muffins, pie, cookies, toast, and waffles. I am in clan nova (very very fun clan)

I like illiterate people. I like this update, just to recap. I don't like where this is going. Jagex is wasting the time of players with a brain, to hold little kid's hands. EDIT: Happysniff read 1st post, just because we are unhappy where this is going, it doesn't mean we are password scammers. [hide=Off topic]And Id like to add that ive never password scammed, on ONE occasion a total idiot GAVE me his password, which I did not request. I took all of his stuff and dropped it, to teach him a lesson, but apparently he thinks that if he pretends that IM the bad guy, people will stop thinking he loves pixels.[/hide]

i winz

Tbh this update wasnt that bad... But i forcast it will get much MUCH worse

Ive never peeceed, I dont bother doing the calculations. I may be missing a few hp exp due to quest rewards. I personally dislike PC, Takes too much effort to get great exp, but losing 1/3 of the exp because you arent getting any Hp exp. Or I can just use minimal effort at bandits and a bit lower exp without having to run, click, switch worlds.....

I miss when the community wasn't filled with....people. 20% of the f2p players are macroers. 60% have no idea where they are 15% take adavantage of the 60% and the remainer actually knows how to play. ------ Back when I was a f2per. People were smarter, there were VERY few scammers, and I never fell for the Jagex blocks your password trick. I ran into the rune ess mines (long before it was crawling with macroers) and said my pass. Today you can stand in any free world in lumbridge and within 1 minute youll see people selling accounts, scamming, swearing... Whats heppened :( (for all those that want to comment on how im a low level, how could I have been around for so long, just slap yourself and save yourself the hassle)

Jagex can stop complaining in a few ways. 1. Stop the behind the scenes every month, they only dissapoint us by getting our hopes up too high. 2. Less frequent but wider updates. (No update for 4 weeks, but we get bracelets, new ranger armor from lvl 30 to 80) 3. Stop the Behind the sc...nevermind

jagex assumes that if you pay $5 a month, you deserve to have someone hold your hand so you don't lose pixels

We ALL know whats next for scammers... Scam i am:Omg, haha, jagex blocks your pass even backwards! Victim of low iq: drowssap! victim of low iq: noooooooooooooooo Scam i am: bwuahahahahah -------------- Lovely init?

Its does yes, they are about 6 years too late on this one, I do not degrade the newest update, but simply suggest what could coming next

[hide=Disclaimer] I like illiterate people. I like this update (In other words, Im not complaining about it), just to recap. I don't like where this is going though. Jagex is wasting the time of players with a brain, to hold little kid's hands. [/hide] 1st it was the wilderness ditch. Now Jagex actually blocks your pass. Whats next? "Warning Simon Il Pk is trying to trade you" "Keep in mind he might be a scammer" *Accepts, 1st trade screen opens* "Make sure you check both sides of the trade window" "CAUTION! Simon Il Pk has changed the value of one of the items" *accepts value change* "Warning, you are about to trade, be aware you cannot get your items back" "unless you press THIS button within 10 seconds" *accepts* -------------------------- Honestly, Jagex should require an IQ higher than 70 to play runescape. Anyone that give thier pass to someone else is itching to get all thier stuff taking away. The ditch is just a pain, and it looks boring. ------------------------ ^Barons Theory^ ^My solution^ ^^^So im a password scammer because Jagex promised us braclets and we get a big hole in the wild, and Jagex telling us "it doesn't matter how stupid you are, we are going to hold you hand, that way we can get even more 9 year olds playing this game"^^^

Jagex never fails to suprise and dissapoint me. OMG NEW ARMOR FOR ALL CLASSES!@!1 3 months later we get something comparable to mith, rangers get armor for lvl 30s, and mages get robes that cost 100x as much as normal robes and have the same mage bonus. Yay jagex

Yay, I freak out all month about a decent update, and I check the main page to see an update and think "wewt, braclets of ze leet" Then I realize they gave us a quest aimed towards level 40s And I predict the reward to be something along the lines of: 1 Quest point 3 Emeralds 2k Mining exp *insert useless item here*

because we have chat in runescape...

Simon does not approve. ---------------------------------- On another note ------------------------ What do you call a abyssal demon without any legs? A head :XD: I suck at jokes....