Proudly showing off his new apartment to some friends late one night, a drunk leads his way to his bedroom where there's a big brass gong. "Whats with the gong?" one of the friends asks. "That's no gong," the drunk replies. "Its a talking clock." "How does it work?" the friend asks. "Watch," the drunk says. He picks up a hammer, pounds the gong as loudly as he can and steps back. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "You asshole, it's 10 past four in the morning!"