Blaze The Movie Fan

You go inside a truck and it eats you. Wait, it already ate you since you went inside of it. Your real reason for dying is never explained.

I hate you for loving POkémon too much. I hate Poké[bleep].

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSJyOlvyUdTXLDrbuDjy2l5Gcp96k5CjxlX_zOkBFxTR0tL6M47yA That's right, baby. I'm back in replying to my own posts.

lolcats - 9 Bread for :eek: - 50 *9001 - 17 Pokémon - 29 Screw my previous plan, I will not post here once a week, I will post here once a day. Yeah, the fact that nobody else is bothering to reply is a good thing bceause then the awesomeness of Pokémon will have at least 100 points in two months.

24 hours passed. The next user will tell me about something that happened over a year ago that s/he misses that s/he wants to come back in at least five full sentences.

Granted, you go to the time of the dinosaurs, the time machine blows up, so you're stuck in that time for at least a million years. Now here is something you can't possibly screw up without being unoriginal. I wish for Skittles cookie. Yeah, good luck corrupting this without using the generic poison or it tastes awful options, or the fact that it's unhealthy. Oh boy, I'm gonna keep this thread without replies for weeks.

Remember back when Goonstalf was active? Yeah, those were great times indeed. Thankfully, Guile Cherry, D. V. Devnull, Alg and Bonez899 are still fun. But it doesn't change the fact that I want Goonstalf back here badly. I heard that he got banned for real. So if I find the person who banned him, I am gonna banish him to China. Oh, right I'm supposed to ban Guile Cherry, let's see. Guile Cherry is banned for being a you.

5*5*5*227=28375

Granted, you only wished that you could do it, you didn't wish that you could do it well. So you can only do it for 2 minutes. But hey at least it's something. I wish nothing bad could happen to me ever.

Banned for lagging. Yeah, I made an irony out of your- Goddamn it, I already did that, I have to think of something more original. Banned after I'm done thinking.

Banned because I don't know which ones you're referring to. Also, we have as much right to use those lines as you do.

Banned for referencing a trivial event in Ancient Russia.

You swing your axe at a tree... A powerful angry bird damages you with its beak and kills you.

You're fired from a chocolate cookie factory because we don't need you anymore. In fact EVERYONE is fired from that company since the machines are so powerful and can make the cookies so fine, that we only need one person to fix the machine if something bad happens to it.

You mean real mice or Raichus? I assume real, and wow, I didn't know that. Did you know that I recently bumped a thread that didn't get reply for almost 7 years?

I could bump the image warz thread, but I was the last one who posted there, and replying to myself is stupid. Animal control will stop him.

28381 is a number invented by the ancient greeks. [hide]Goddamn it, why am I so addicted to the ancient greeks?[/hide]

This one certainly does. The Human Brain was invented by Albert Einstein.

Ok, I looked up the definition and one of them is property obtained by theft or other illicit means. Granted, but it doesn't change the fact that you go to jail. I apologize if I misunderstood your wish, but I don't even know what you mean by swag. I wish that the following things would happen: A guy with wife and kids would go one day to see a doctor. And it's his most trusted doctor. And his doctor would say "I hate to tell you this, but you're gay." You decide what happens next.

Banned because my lowest skill is probably flying a helicopter. You didn't say it had to be in RuneScape.

You're fired from the job hiring agency for firing the person who fired the person who fired the person who fired the person who fired the person who fired the person who fired the person who fired the person who fired the person who fired the person who fired the person who fired the person...| |...who fired the person who fired the person who fired the person who fired the person who fired the president of the United States.

The person in your avatar has a sword. Banned because everyone knows that guns beat swords big time.

Banned for playing RuneScape more than the president cleans up his toilet.

I can't ban you for having such an awesome avatar. Wait, I can, because too much awesomeness can rape your brain. So banned for having an avatar that's too awesome.

Well, ok. The next poster will type in English. You said "easy" and you can't get easier than that.