Blaze The Movie Fan

I'm shortening "I am".

I hate you for claiming to be from Ohio, which is an US state, and using British spelling in your signature.

Banned for no good reason. :twisted:

Granted, it's dangerous viruses instead, and they kill you. I wish for a blu-ray player that can read Blu-Ray Discs from both Region 1 and 2 like my DVD player.

Banned for having a band in your signature with only one instrument.

The cat meets his match.

Granted, every little kid gets a rainbow and a unicorn, unfortunately for the adults they just get a terrible thunderstorm and rain. I wish the fourth Indiana Jones movie would be appreciated more.

I'm better than you because I pwn. It never gets old.

Granted, you don't click submit at all. I wish the genie freedom. Genie, you're free!!!!!

I'm better than you because I don't base my reason of something that's in the previous post. Damn it, I just did. :wall:

A big tank will crush that poor little thing.

Beware of the fire monster.

Banned for being a psycho robot, that means mentally insane robot.

While you're in a train, the train suddenly crashes. For some reason you survived the train wreck, you get out of the train, but another train is on its way and drives on you, and that's how you die. *Drinks a potion that makes me live forever.* Good luck killing me off now. :twisted:

Wait, I already have myself for an avatar. Would you rather serve the military or work for a very secret agency?

I am a Pokémon trainer.

I'm better than you because I pwn. That is the best reason ever.

Banned for being a sigless monkey

Granted, they're incredibly annoying. I wish would raise from the dead and visit my apartment.

No problem, the bakery has a lot more.

Granted, you sell everything you have, but soon regret selling some of your stuff. I wish to die on an extremely old age.

The security is on its way.

Because you're tired on your left leg. Why is Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen so damn successful?

Um, that's not the same as previous times, notice that explanation mark? I'm better than you because I'm smarter than you.

I'm better than you because I pwn!