Ah, just remembered, got one. But it's kind of nasty. When I was 16, I used to work in a clothes shop, my boss had warned me about one man that 'likes' some ladies shoes. While my boss was away for 30mins or so, the man, which I got warned about, came into the store, asked me about a size 36 lady boots, I just directed him over to them. So he went into the dressing room, with the ladies boots, was there for a good fifteen minutes. Came out, and it smelled bad, and it was ... The puberty boys habit over the floor. Had to call my boss and some security men, he was banned from the store right after.