Saru Inc

I know right. I mean.. I never understood why anyone would use Limewire.

Yay for non specificity! and my name is saru

In my lucid dream I divided by zero, and life went on. So... how about we try it irl?

Yay for lletya crystals. And yes, an update is gravely needed.

prolly has dupinprlobentomatisis syndrome. [bleep]ing deadly. Twilight to Starlight *album* - Smashing Pumpkins Listening through for the first time, some of it is really nice.

Find out what about Santa Claus..? :unsure: That he is not living in the North Pole with elves, but rather in the sky with your dead grandparents. You better not be naughty, or you'll be seeing burning coals for all eternity. And that he didn't kill sauron. stop leaving out crucial parts of the curriculum.

Find out what about Santa Claus..? :unsure: HE didn't actually kill Sauron.

I'm most definitely not taking the high road, if you mean "i'm too good for that peasant crap@" I simply hate the taste of it.

sweet :thumbup:

Because alcohol tastes like a dustpan was mixed in with 70 year old slim fast, and it's not even good for you. It's like eating fried lard, it tastes disgusting and it kills you.

Actually, Halloween is derived from the ancient Celtic pagan holiday of Samhein. The Roman Catholic Church renamed this holiday All Saints Day while maintaining some pagan elements in order to help convert the Celts to Christianity, if I remember correctly. It's also known as Halloween, which is the more popular name for the holiday, although commercialization has changed the holiday to serve a different purpose in our culture. tl;dr version: u get kandy nao nd bloodied virgins if ur in europa. --------------------------------------- We used to never be allowed outside during trick or treating, my parents would always have a sign on the door effectically saying "lol atheists." And my mom would havve us watch lame ass movies that she thought were "horror" movies. She thought they were being racey to begin with, despite the fact they were effectively like Timmy the Tooth. He is watching you. Or we would go to this lame ass sexually repressed presbyterian party where every dressed up as like.. monks and [cabbage]. And of course, now that I'm older my mom is totally being "awesome," and bought lbs of candy, and a "f'ing" deluxe lord of the rings costume for my little sister. (She is going as Frodo. We don't have the heart to tell her that Frodo did not infact lead the armies to mordor and "crush saurons little head.") Oh well. She'll find out one day. Kinda like santa claus....

I don't want a girlfriend. And I was thinking of buying those nets they use in star wars. The ones the ewoks use. thats a good trap.

Meh my mom's a total [bleep] to me 24/7 so I could care less. The only good thing she does is be a doctor, which brings in good income. My dad on the other hand is 81 while I'm only 15 =/ gonna suck that he's not going many more years :S What the F? damn.

Or you won't drink beer because it tastes like utter [cabbage]. yikes. ------ not really advice per se, but I need help trapping this dude... Or at least confronting him. sick of this.

im getting 96 agility tomorrow hopefully.

call me kim kardashian cuz i've been keying your dung all this time. i'm the leveel 138

Relationships containing two MBTIs of same type can be epic, or disastrous. Usually epic if both are E's, usually disastrous if both are I's.

WHAT HAPPENED. lrn2pm I lol'd. I avoid it because it's just childish. LOL at gen discussion. i think thats where trolls make babies. No, that's where trolls go to pretend they are not trolls. Then make babies. ------------- yh.

I know, right :XD: Go take a shower. (At first one) reminds me of Ke$ha. Yikes. in reference to jeff wilson

good luck, but most importantly, don't die.

Ummm. That's just plain wrong. Religious convictions are impossible to prove? Alrighty then son. As much as I want to disagree with this on account of double standards in general being disgusting, I actually agree on this. It might help that I'm a card-carrying yuri fanboy though. Just make it so that even guys can do that with no recourse, and everyone is happy, or I hope? That's the way. The people that like guy on guy and those that prefer girl on girl can both be happy :razz: im so [bleep]ing confused. Prove it then? wat. can't be bothered. Quit distracting me from my paper :{} oh. heteros are fine with me as long as they are guys.

Well, take it again. If it keeps on saying you're an ISTJ, you may just not be as aware of yourself as you thought. Which would make sense. lol'd

Ummm. That's just plain wrong. Religious convictions are impossible to prove? Alrighty then son. As much as I want to disagree with this on account of double standards in general being disgusting, I actually agree on this. It might help that I'm a card-carrying yuri fanboy though. Just make it so that even guys can do that with no recourse, and everyone is happy, or I hope? That's the way. The people that like guy on guy and those that prefer girl on girl can both be happy :razz: im so [bleep]ing confused.

Overslept by 5 hours. whoops.

Sometimes i look into the stars and see you. Then I realize its just the fact that I see stars when I see you. no homo. however, I would like to say... nvm. I am not about to get banned again.