Saru Inc

A class about wheel throwing? Sign me up, captain. Also: Does the term "adamantite" exist outside of runescape? Cuz on excel they said "Rename sheet2 to "Adamantite Jewelry for Sale" loltextbookwritersrnerds

The purpose of a hammer is to hammer nails because thats what the designer of the hammer made it to do but that is obviously not what you mean by purpose, you mean purpose in an objective sense and that doesnt exist. Purpose and meaning are inherently subjective but as far as most people are concerned the only subject need be them. The reason im saying all this is that "how much does candy cost" is a question that makes sense "while what is our purpose" does not make sense and the only reason you would ever possibly entertain a question like what is our purpose is if you still entertained an external center of gravity (Religion). If you are an athiest and still ask these questions it is you avoiding what the bible told you to avoid (which is to make yourself your center of gravity) and if you are a theist, questions like these come with an external center of gravity http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophy_of_self Well what I mean is, philosophers have been debating this for like... eons. Obviously. And they've mainly come to a conclusion of life is what you make it. Of course it's still up to a debate, I just don't think of it as a good question. I prefer questions based on philosophical ideas, such as Determinism (the inability to ever *make* a choice) does it exist?

Theology threads? Those are real? Holy [cabbage], I just thought I was having a nightmare. Damn. I'm totally zonked atm just thinking of this. I know I know, but they are very real my friend. I can remember changing my religious stance about five or six times in the middle of them and having like 300 post counts in "Is God Real?" (we used to have a feature that showed the thread you posted on the most) so there is plenty of evidence for their existence out there. I need to discuss this with my therapist. Is there... proof God is real? Surely with so many pages, there must have been some conclusion? There must be a unified answer? Lord knows, the horrors that await if people were to just -- recycle -- the same old arguments over and over for hundreds of pages? Dear... Dear Lord, that can't be possible. I am afraid this is out of my hands now. Edit: With much joy, I do post this picture: I'm passing computer class :)))))) I had a 98, until I once again, failed to read directions for like... a month. And didn't submit any of my homeworks via blackboard, (what you see pictured) so despite my printing them out, she gave me 0s. Brought me down to a 48. Technically a 60 is passing, but I am aiming for a 90, if I could get an A it'd be sweet victory over that white woman.

how... did this happpen? Someone tell me, all I know now is I've never really known what it is, to know.

Theology threads? Those are real? Holy [cabbage], I just thought I was having a nightmare. Damn. I'm totally zonked atm just thinking of this.

Dear Obtaurian, This post is to inform you of the current status of your life. For circumstances beyond anyone's control, save yourself, your life account has now gone into the negative. We regret to inform you, until this balance is brought out of the negative with the following, but not limited to: fornication with the matriarchal species, consecutive, and swift digestion of "jaegerbombs," a steady accumulation of friends on your book of face site, as well as all of your chores done on time, and some decent [[bleep]ing] hash brownines [sic], we will have to submit to the Government of the Universe, a 9001 Form. In other words, a form requesting certificate of proof that you indeed have a life. Nevertheless, if there is a negative balance, as it appears it is now at, the form will be declined, and you will have a no life label upon your Life Account, for the next 4-20 years. We do however, appreciate your contribution to our embryotic sperm bank, your kleenex contributions have provided vast amount of research, based on the effects of kleenex lotion on sperm. Again, we do acknowledge, and in a sick bastardization of the word, appreciate, all you have to offer the fields of your study. The problem is that, unfortunately, we do regret to inform you that no one really cares. Please work closely with us on this matter, no homosexual, and we hope to be able to get through this, without submitting a 9001 Form - Life Validation Form. Sincerely, Your mom.

Or just, you know, after Halloween.

Found out my car might need a lot of repairs. The engine was rocking severely, so we changed the spark plugs. It's still rocking a lot, so we are taking it to the car shop tomorrow to see vut is up.

Yea. We settled it in PM. And yes, gays are indeed good fun to be around. Except for those "omg u insulted my hair u homophobe" kinda gays. I do wish the anti gay people would speak up. I love "debating," if it can be called that.

Thats what I said. I would appreciate it if you would add to this blog, with more than just a copy pasta.

Well, I wasn't really trying to ask a question... more like... expressing a feeling, a thought... in words. Well yea, but I mean I meant it as a question, because I took it as asking for an opinion. Well I think that even wording things differently might change the meaning of things, because it makes you look at something differently. It's all subjective, and if you see something from another point of view then it might look different. I agree, but sometimes its just asinine.

What behavior exactly? He wrote up the teacher for trolling in English class*; and attempted to ban her from the school. The Dean needs to explain, that because he is a mod on the forum, doesn't mean he can mod the school. However, I do suspect Shiny will be made Hallway safety monitor.

Well, I wasn't really trying to ask a question... more like... expressing a feeling, a thought... in words. Well yea, but I mean I meant it as a question, because I took it as asking for an opinion.

Here, take my soul. For it is all I can give, to be graced by such greatness. = I love you.

Both yes and no, while I do believe Ziggy's question is a valid one, I was more of mocking *pseudo* philosophical questions. Like "what is life" or "why are we here" because even though these may seem "deep and inspiring" if you think about it, they are actually not. Also there are tons of yoda-sayings in here. "It's not, why are we here, but its why, are here we are?"

HERP DERP WOW YOUR FUNNY BRO! Get your head out of your ass. Umm. What. Explain yourself, sir. Besides, "get your head out of your ass," isn't even a proper insult. That refers to... Eh... what's the right phrasing... Not being aware of what's going on around me, I guess you could say. I just pointed it out, I find it strange you even took offence. I didn't mean anything bad by it.

I wonder how long it takes for Jagex to get the report and then investigate and ban the person. If Jagex's system is still as automated as it used to be, reporting a person for botting may very well induce the system into scanning the person for autoing software, either immediately or delayed. That's exactly what it does. Implying you have proof. Higher prices doesn't make it less stable. Not necessarily, to say the least; if there's less harvesting it's going to go up in price. Wow your stupid. If yew was ever 2k, woodcutting would be upwards of 800k an hour, and with so many f2p players with which it would be by far the best money maker, it wouldn't stay that way for long because of excess supply. You're ^ Agreed. Also if botting was stopped in its tracks the number of players would plummet. Currently people bot on multiple accounts at the same time as they play their main or do other stuff on the Internet. There is now such a culture of botting its almost like if you can't beat them join them. RS almost needs to allow legit botting officially to make it fair for normal players like letting your char woodcut while you are not even logged on or something. That way it takes away the grinding aspect of the game too. ohh god... really? REALLY??!! sorry, i am going to sound like a troll but that is jibberish. total and utter [cabbage]. bots are bad for the game. yes prices might be higher but for the love of zamorak how would that be a bad thing?! so what if you could get money somewhat faster then b4 on slow money makers that are not nearly as fast as other methods (boss hunting, pking etc) and cant people get in there heads that just becouse a bot pays memberhsip does not mean jagex gains money from it?!! all bots do is deflate prices and provide free xp to people brakeing the rules. even if bots are a good thing, thay are against the rules. so you should not use them at all. if a game has rules that you think stop it being fun... play a difrent game and dont spoil it for us. i dont see why people can justify bots by the artiical priceing thay put on items. if a yew log was ment to be 2k gp, its ment to be 2k gp. and even if it was 2k gp, that would mean people would cut so many of them that to stay at 2k would be nuthing more then a merch clan or a glitch on the grad GE. sorry if you feal i am flameing you 2, but i hate bots. i want them to all go to computer hell :evil: bots can go burn in eternal BURNING I stopped at for the love of zamorak.

Sometimes you amaze me.

I downloaded an album today and Avira said "malware detected" whoops. :)

I bought a swiss army knife for $15. If you want it I'd be happy to mail it, just lemme clean off the blood first.

Need a hand? I'm 6'4" and 250 lbs. I'm assuming the dean is a stick figure? I am excellent at grabbing sticks and beating them up. Take it as you will. Just saying man. Give me a holler, and like $800 for a plane ticket.

This. Is. The. Quintessential. Post. On. This. Thread. All this thread is awkwardly worded phrases. I believe it is getting what we want does not make us happy, but not having the need for a want of want, is what makes us happy.

Thanks for admitting you changed. That's all I wanted you to admit, but, I mean... You missed the entire point of the post. Point being I don't care if you did change, I just found it amusing the extremity to which the change was. You literally went from being someone someone, to OVERNIGHT being this "love of language" changing your name to "skeptical" and placing the requisite anti religious links in your signature. I couldn't care less if you changed, hell, I've gone through like... 5 different periods of Saru on this forum, I just don't believe it is sincere. And that's all I personally care about, is sincerity. And yes ALG, it was necessary. So lets get back to talking about gay guys.

It hardly seems inferior than the traditional stance of justifying one's position through humorous dismissal of others arguments. Elucidate, o intellectual. I feel obliged to (once again) to point out that instead of refuting my argument, you employ childish attacks on my character. As the doctor in Doctorow's EST says to Art: "Criticize the person; not the idea." Sound advice, which I would encourage everyone to follow. Lol you can drop act now. Here's the fact, you used to be a poster who, let's face it, wasn't the most sought after color of crayon. Now, all the sudden, overnight, you've become this "intellectual," in which you quote out of date phrasings, pull out "large" words that typically do not apply to the situation, and pretend that the cooldog08 character was just you pretending to not be smart. First off, buddy boy, I wasn't really referring to you when I talked about all the PC in this thread. I mean, naturally you're pretty much as politically correct and relativistic as they come, but there was still others. And here's the problem, you insinuate that asking you to explain yourself is childish, as well as insinuating that you actually *have* character to begin with. You don't have any character, you're merely a person who's feeling inadequate in your present state, and so to alleviate these cancerous symptoms, you play smart. But again, we all see past it, and just because I'm the only calling you out on it, doesn't mean I'm the only who knows it. I've discussed it with many different people on here, and they all agree. So now that we've decided that you are not who you say you are, this means you have no character to bring to the game. And since you have no character, I cannot attack this character, and thus your entire argument is invalid. But again, people are too damn politically correct in this thread. If you hate gays, simply state that. I personally won't think any less of you, brave is the man who exposes his mind to the world, then a man who the world knows not of.

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