Saru Inc

HEhe, i just thought of a joke. But I'd rather not be murdered...

No. It hurts my eyes.

Read bows post, really. I agree with him 24/7. DRs are required by law to treat everyone, even if no insurance. However, they are not required to save anyone's house. All the people were safe obviously. And tbh, if they needed to put out the fire to get the people out of there, they would.

nice. (rice) However if the objects I attest If non formality is what you suggest But you seem to be going off topic, A forum of with that name? Don't be myopic Let's bring it back to our solar system So let me crank up all my cynicism, 5 pages by and we have smooth sailed But soon this thread will be derailed Like a cat I sneak about and meow But I'll pounce with such trite now. You yourself have previously stated With inner intention your mind related Caused your fingers to sputter like an engine As such politic threads like Injuns (indians LOL ) Are permeated our borders enforced with meters Like fences keep all intellectual heaters Away from our tracks in which we run. So be spontaneous and be fun But stay on the topic of defecating On one's personality aching, Cuz when you bring crap like illegal aliens Then go to sleep kid here take an Ambien Because once that stuff gets up in these joints No amount of bengay will ungay this thread's points. edit: yeah my meter is messy in this rhyme maybe if i skip all my hw ill have enough time

Hi, I'm Saru. Did you call my name?

Well if there wasn't a insurance system, there'd be no freeloaders right? Correct, and then someone in Mr. Cranick's position who doesn't want to pay would have to pay anyways. With higher taxes.

What is this, motivation? My way blows up your central station Because we all know the commotion That my promotions bring careens Your locomotion into the ravine. ill think of more homework is a chore

Yea my mom gave birth to my sister when she was 43. Everyone was like "cut the tubes already!" but my mom prefers the all natural approach.

Sound queer? Boy come here Don't fear, I can't leer. However not to jeer, but like a deer You are caught in headlights clear. Off goes your head into the field near I pick it up and dust it off. And call it Mcneilp Oh so i couldn't think of a last rhyme But don't worry, I will. NEXT TIME!

So since the last posts are inundated With lame jokes and rhymes restated I'll make a post that's wholly unrelated About a history class I keep highly rated. (in other words, I wrote this earlier today on my other forum L ) " I listened to the teacher. Now called preacher, Because I was sittin in the classroom bleachers, Listening to him, damn my brains a fast leecher, talking about Christianity, and hi Jesus, nice to meet ya! So I haerd the other blokes, stand up straight and talk about all the folk, The ones who lived and died when burdens were still called some "yolks." They talked of a tail of someone you might know. They talked about how great Rome was and all, But quickly changed subject to what exactly brought around the fall. Like walking down a history lane shopping mall, They showed all the mental sidetracks and artifacts With which Rome became enthralled. They talked about how Jesus was said to have come to save the world, But never knew if he was human, in others words, don't know boy from girl. I listened to the rambling and put my brain back in control, Speeding down the intellectual super highway, as my wheels roll. The facts all become blurs like the words uttered from the girl with the pole; That I imagine she'd fit so nicely wrapped around Because in this town The only way to not frown Is to divulge. All your secrets and your lies and your reasons soforth untold, That you find happiness despite all the trees in the fold. Who are massacred and murdered and numbered so high, oh [cabbage] a toll-- Booth and I'm back up and speeding down the high way fast, Clock on my dashboard says hurry up your boy, you're gonna be last. So up I stand out of the car as high as I can be, My rational and concrete car coming to a stop. a tall six-three (6'3") I simply talked about how Virgil wrote his Aeneid (teacher prounded it 'ey-knee-id') Was merely just a wager against homer and his illiad. So then the teacher said well Sam, listen here you kid. I listened to the words that came from your tongue and such, Your knowledge of history could make even one like me kinda blush However, not to knot your panties or cut off your long tall (anal) bush BUT THAT ASSIGNMENT WAS FOR LAST CLASS. HAHA KID, LATE MUCH? "

See and that's the thing, Like a midnight summer's fling. You act like an affair with flames I have As if my forum time I enjoy to halve. But in reality it's only respect That I have to give, now with inspect I have decided to reflect all your Lame land country wide tours. My visa was revoked cuz I'm too hot for this So ahem. Case dismissed. Now, with this let's redefine What we mean by the word battle. Because line by line You merely and meekly rattled The bars of this prison holding me back Like starving lion I attack. I call you mufasa cuz I run over Your attempts to save the owner But you can call me bonkers cuz Cuz I carry all you like a tonka Truck into the storage bin The cleaning men nd women Will be by later to pick you No hate, just playing, chin up. *in all serious, my original rap was completely playful, and i didn't intend it to come across as rude...*

Oh I meant to put Dusty on my list! BAH!

Turn on the computer, and open up my forums Expecting politics, and some inane old doldrums. Lo and behold, provided by my modem Is a topic about rap, the only cure for boredom. So I look at the creator, And notice it is Das. Like the known african equator So hard to make it past His styles are so original, Some people might even say, That he just might be passable As the Tupac of today. Now of course one thing we all Know, is I was just sarcastic, But with one line, we are enthralled Like a tank of plastic. I make this comparison known Cuz upfront he is tough and tall, But hidden behind that red old gnome Lies a girl shunned by all And I might be talking crap About a well known admin Should I make joke his rap? Since this is what could happen First he smiles and shakes it off Cuz inside his heart is cracking So with his hammer he makes known He's in the mood for banning. Now with those words I have spoken I leave with just this one omen Drop the cig still smoking And extend my hand, with fingers open Grasp the fingers all entwined As we all go down strolling, Cuz twas just a little rhyme After all, we all know you're ballin! I look forward to participating In this rapper contest Truly see who is instigating Or just a one man suckfest So I have no doubt somewhere Deep inside my mind That when it comes down to hair On the scale of one to nine I'll be up in the opposite, Cuz damn boi rappers fine Are what we got up in this [cabbage].*damn censor!* Peace. HOMEWORK TIME! i look forward to read this topic Lets hope its popular... like a rocket?

Tbh, I used to think that. But despite the OBNOXIOUS overzealous word correct (I once said "lolol" and it put in Walmart, another time I misspelled princeton and it put in Poland) I really enjoy the phone.

Srs. I once hit a fat one and when I did like 30 homeless babies went flying out of his pregnancy sac. (Homeless fat men and women spiders operate the same way, reproduction wise.) Back on topic: If someone asked for a dollar in change, (homeless person obvsly) and you have one, would you give it to them? --- FOr me? If I get a good feeling about someone I would, even give em 2$ if I did. The others? SORRY I HAVE GROCERIES TO BUY, KID.

Let's attempt to get my car inspected today! Also: ebay buyers of my ipod sent me a message "hello samuel/urtehnoes the ipod you sent us again is defective. when we click on music it says invalid selection drops the charge of the ipod and turns it off" WAT. Listen douches, you bought the ipod, stop trying to get it returned. I don't want it anymore. I sent a reply "Hi, I went ahead and googled that problem for you, and it seems no one else on the internet has ever had that problem before. Perhaps you should contact Apple Support? Here's their number: ###########. Now, for future reference when I have trouble with a problem, I use Google to help me, you might want to try it. And lastly, you got the iPod in excellent working condition, so the fact that you are making up problems that we both know do not exist makes me not want to contact you again. You have your iPod, I have my money, this transaction is over. You should be receiving the USB I BOUGHT for you in a few days. I hope you guys have a great day; do not contact me again."

No one cares. WHAT WE REALLY CARE ABOUT IS When you come across them do you run over them? I was being sarcastic about the "no one cares" comment

He isn't an OTer!!!@@@@@!! HAH! Racheya is now on my list. All psychics are on my list. (i was just about to say that :P ) I didn't even realise they are Super mods. I feel bad now :( Love you too. Heh. What can I say. Overall I think you're a cool dude (I'm pretty sure this isn't naming names in negative light...) but sometimes you just like jump out at me. So O must attack. Even though ironically me and Pasta be having the biggest fights' date=' only to find out we think the same way XD ------ And yea, I'm a controversy [bleep']. I think that's why people confuse me with a troll... If there's a topic where controversy can be stirred, look for the name bonkers and then head on down to bonkersville with the rest of the thread >:) I do love this forum though, save two members (you know who you are :XD: ) who ruin the prescense, I love almost all you guys. I just was really tired last night, I even forgot Tim. My favorite <3 EVERYONE IS POPULAR IN MY BOOK. (Explicit lyrics in video. Also fail lyrics since half of them are in Young Money's Bedrock) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2jT-cR0Tw8

I've actually been aware of true homelessness for years now; not to shoot down OP but that link is old news. However, I still can't stand homeless who refuse to better themselves. One dude who sleeps at the corner of our college was offered a job at wendys, 7-11, subway and even golds gym. Turned them all down. He just sits there in the rain. Which is cool, but then begs for change? Go suck a rubber duck. I hope you choke on the squeaker and die.

I think I'm slightly red green color blind, due to some test I took in class once. I saw a 13 everyone else saw 18. BOOOO

Not reallly. Unless you major in science once you pass the gen ed sciences you never visit them again. The brain is meant to prioritize, it's not gonna keep [cabbage] that ain't pertinent.

Ugh percent error, I hated that too. Worst thing is when theres multiple sets of data to collect, and you have to account for the percent error of ALL the stuff when you calculate your final answer :wall: THAT WAS THE EASIEST PART OF CHEM. The only true cluster mind [bleep] in Chemistry is ox/redox. Still not figured that out.

I love you too. Call me. These aren't the only people on my list, but I'm noticing a lack of -Saru I'm surprised I'm on any list. Favorites: Masquerain Bows Lenin Rob Andvari Dizzle Zierro (except for in political threads :P ) Giordiano. Sometimes... Many people i don't mind, but a lot of people who normally I would like, get all kissy face with everyone, and that irks me. off topic: ive been trying to figure out who's boyzloveme15's main tif acc.

1) While you do have a valid point about the lobby, I can't stand re entering my pin. Since I may think I'm off for the day, so I go to lobby. And realize I want to plany and so bam, enter in pin again. 2) And that's the thing, I find it ridiculous the bots aren't dictating us at all, the bot hunters are. We all have to bend to their rules, they blame it on the bots, but it's really them. 3) I was. :D

Ive responded to all your posts as normal, im pretty sure your just raging. I see what you've done here. Senor Innocenté. So you should be able to respond to people, because you actually are looking at the screen. Theres no reason you should be logged into the game if you are going "afk", while at the same time you want to keep yourself logged in and not respond to the world around you. Theres the lobby if you want to go afk, and if you don't want to use it, its your problem when someone falsely reports you for bot-like behaviour. Wha? Again, read what I am writing. If am glancing at the screen, I'm going to see a friend chat come in. However if all I see is yellow text I'm not gonnna notice my name. And lastly: Why are you telling me how I should play the game? Mr. Jan '09 join date.