Saru Inc

yes yes Dude. Don't be an idiot. Read the first post, thank you. yh ik, I'll take it out.

You're pro :o

AMG !!!! A MINING LEVEL NOT RUINED BY LIVING ROCK [bleep] !!!!!

O lawd, I can't stand Hey Arnold. I liked all the other ones though.

The hell? Who uses iTunes? Probably only changed a little bit, but hey. 1.The Chemical Brothers The Test 2. American Head Charge Just So You Know 3. Dog Fashion Disco Magical Band of Fools 4. Phil Collins Another Day in Paradise 5. The Chemical Brothers Star Guitar 6. Polkadot Cadaver Long Strange Trip to Paradise 7. Agalloch Not Unlike the Waves 8. Polkadot Cadaver Barely Breathing 9. The BPA Toe Jam 10. El-Creepo! Hot Little Temper 11. Scorpions Rock You Like A Hurricane (I can has 11 cause 10 and 11 have the same playcount?) I meant my ipod. But I never saw the big deal in lastfm, so I never used. I tend to like specific bands, and not similar bands, no matter how similar they are.

lol ulll never get a rapier until u believe in urself

I'm not into dubsteps, Sierra Leone by mtedendubstep is my favorite. However, I can see why people would like this, while personally it's not my type.

I'll give my opinion as well: Abby specs: I don't like them, but are amazing profit w/o cannon, and you break even with cannon, with amazing slay xp. SO I do them. Velds: Hate em, however, the mutated bloods I thinka re the fastest slayer xp in the game, right? Its honestly amazing how fast the xp is. Sometimes I skip though. Greater: I always skip, not sure why, easily afkable. still. Steels: I do em, I just got a task of 99. Should take me about.... 45 mins.

I'm proud of my creation :) Anytime you need me to fake more level up pictures for you Dusty, drop me a pm.

What the [bleep] is with all the bot topics. I must trace this to the source.

At least put the graphics mode to high, as you attempt to validate your pathetic existence with a level. = <3:

You are 13.9% Good. You are 10.3% Chaotic. Alignment: True Neutral You do whatever seems like a good idea at the time. You don't feel any strong inclination towards good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Some may say that you lack conviction, while others might admire you for your capability of remaining unbiased. You likely prefer good versus evil in society, since good people tend to make better neighbors and rulers, but you are not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. You are the stereotypical Balancer. You act in a way that is natural to you without prejudice or compulsion. Examples of charactersand people who fit into the same alignment as you include Linus Torvalds, Dr. Strangelove, Scott Evil, Mr. Spock, and the nation of Switzerland. whaaaa not what I thought I'd get

ok ok ok ok ok ok. The Meeting of Arduously Committing to the Rebuilding of Our E-world, Rtards is now in session. Or, Macroer for short. Lead chair man is Saruman44, ofc. (I made the post i get to be the leader !) Second in command, is Ring World, because he posted before me, and then Evil Eye 70 because he makes me laugh, and finally Nomromorom boi because, he used to be stupid but now he isn't. We are gathered hear today, to discuss the validity of the accusations of a notorious and dangerous bot slaughterer, Sw0rd95. Sw0rd, present yourself. Sw0rd: hi Saruman44: Hello, Sw0rd. How are you today? Sw0rd: bot? Ring World: Sw0rd, please answer Saru's question, how are you today? Sw0rd: bot? Evil Eye 70: very well, ahem. We are here to see if there is any truth in the fact, that everyone who stands still, is a botter. Romonomonom: Now, Sw0rd, have you ever stood still? Have you ever been teleported away in the middle of making a birthday cake for your grannie, and then decide to stand still? Ha- Sw0rd: bot? Romononomon: Huh? Saru: Sw0rd, please let him fini- Sw0rd: bot? Sw0rd: bot? Evil Eye 70: stfu Sw0rd: bot. Ring World: Sw0rd, that is quite enough, please refrain. Sw0rd: reported Ring World: Uhhh? For what? Sw0rd: for bot Ring World: How did I bot? Saru: yes ol' chap, how did he? Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: reported Sw0rd: gf Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Ring World, Saru, Evil Eye, and Romoboi: DEAR GOD! HES USING A BOT TO REPORT BOTTERS! RUN!!!! Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Saru: AHHHHHHH!!!!! Ring World: LOGOUT QUICK QUICK!!! Evil Eye: tele'd other fml. *Romonom dies* Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot Sw0rd: bot -------------------------- Four days later, there was a hush over the quiet town of Jagflexia, as for once there was peace. But it was not the kind of peace one would want for, the stock holds were empty, the gallows un tied, the guillotines spotless, and the report systems dry. There was nothing. A wind blew over the fields of flax, the yew trees, now overgrown, has destroyed this merry town. The Lobsters and sharks, now so plentiful, and run out of food, and were slowly cannibalizing their loved ones, in a feudal attempt to stay alive. There were no runes being created, the altar now mossy and dead. Not that it would have matter, because there was no one to utilize such treasure. In fact -- there was no one at all. No one to rejoice in the plentiful harvests brought in by the illegal poachers of skills, the Macroers. No one to get angry when the fish weren't biting. No one to even wonder where everyone had gone to. Well, actually, there was still one. A crazed and lonely man, he wandered the hills and dales, the barrows (irl, thats a tomb site fyi) and vales. He climbed the fjords in search of more, more. There had to be more. He looked in the reflection of the now useless Saradomin brews that had poisoned the water supplies, looking for the tell tale signs. The bald hair, the yellow shirt, the green pants. Where had they gone? Where had he gone? He pondered this, day and night, through the rain and shine. Until his brain reached a conclusion, that immediately wished, like in old times, could just log out and not remember thinking. Maybe, he had become the last. The last survivor, the last hunter, and perhaps, the last ...? No, surely such thoughts are for fairies and schoolgirls, and not hardened warriors like himself. He has become the true victor, the victor of the frenzy. The frenzy was so great before the fall, the decadence supreme, and pretentious knowledge flowed like the loneliness that now fills the streams of place he used to know. He remembered, almost like yesterday, and well, maybe just perhaps it was yesterday. Time, after all, had no hold on life without another life to hold onto. The last hours of humanity, oh so clear, like the crystal bow used to slaughter the chinchompas fleeing from the poachers. He ran around, so proud, so foolish of his skills. As soon as someone stopped moving, or fell to a horrendous mistake of merely being human, he knew they were a poacher. He pulled out his labeler, typed out the word "bot" and labeled their soul. As he watched them dissapear to the prison of Thrander, he felt this feeling. He labeled it joy, but he knew that was not its name. No, its name was loathe. As they dissapeared he put the self loathing harbored inside his meager frame into the bot, and as they dissipated into nothing, he hated himself just a tad less, for having deplorable skill levels. And he looked around, and felt another feeling, of pride, as many others took to the street labeling. And then as more and more was raptured to the one truth, and one hell in the world, they turned on themselves. Convinced their fellow Scapians were poachers as well, until they were all gone. The last accidentally labeling himself. And now, there was the wanderer. Surprisingly, he didn't hate himself for having lacking skills, because there was no way to tell if they were lacking, as there was no companions to compare. Not even animals, those were the first to go in the Great Frenzy. They figured if they labeled the furry little chinchompers themselves, that the poachers would have nothing to poach. But God, oh Gods, were they wrong. They just moved on. And now, there was no where to move on to. He walked the lonely roads in Isdafar, and (as alluded too earlier) is when the thought hit him. What if, he was the greatest poacher of all time? The poacher of all poachers, but a poacher nonetheless. The thought unbearable, exited his skull, as he pulled his chaotic rapier, now useless, and forced his meninges to pour open, and out the back of his skull. He couldn't bear all the chaos he created, all the mistrust, and hatred, in a world where there was previously none. And the strangest thing of all, is in all the wars of the great world of Gielnor, in the all the cities ruled by the Jagflexian Knight Table, no one ever could ever form the one question. This one question, one thought, that could have been created by even the smallest child, or miscreant noob; enforced by the Kings of All Kings, the Pros of all Pros. But alas, no one knew the question, despite all knowing the answer. Why, why were there poachers to begin with? What could bring one to risk their soul, for mere goods? But alas, I guess we will never know, as the round round world of all our thoughts spin into oblivion, unknown, and untouched by any creature for all time. ------------------------------------------------------------- ok, first off, this post is made in good fun. I'm mining at LRC and am so bored. So I decided to write this, it's to poke fun, don't take it personal Sw0rd, I was just bored. And Rom, someone had to die =\ and we had no token black men, so you were the first. Anyways.

once i walked across the street helping an old lady, tripped and scraped my arm on a hypodermic needle. I now have aids, the doctors give me 2 days to live. but man, you are unlucky =\ ok srsly, yeah i'm damn unlucky dude, I know how you feel

[Removed ~Kill Life] I lold XD Yeah, sorry guys, I know it's confusing. I was literally stabbing my eyelids to stay awake, as I knew when I'd awake I'd forgot what I wrote. But again, I don't mind genuine excuses, its the arrogant pisswit ones that make me cry. As do you, but the person he is speaking about is me. I made a sara trip and waited an hour for people to get kill count and I eventually had to go with a rsof team. Needless to say I made a clan/community member mad when I had to ditch them. dont even diss him hes a cool broski

DEAR GOD WHY MUST YOU PLAY THAT GAME !!!!!!!!!! but yes i do :(

I'm more paranoid then angry haha. My friend got banned for macroing, and while technically it was completely possible for him to have actually botted, he said he didn't. And he's not the kind of person that would. And I have heard of maybe 10 other cases of people who were banned for not botting. So its pretty uncommon to be honest, I just get anxious/paranoid easily.

And thats the thing. Don't report people for just standing there, thats idiotic. And I don't have much faith in the Jagex system.

Dude, we all know you bot. There I said it, everyone is thinking it. Its like the serial killer who helps out on police investigations, to throw suspicion from himself. Either that, or you have some troubling fetishes. I would never bot, I hate bots. I could make money from skilling if they were gone. If I was a botter, I'd throw suspicion from myself by not talking about bots. Plus, if I was a macroer, I would level up more. Here's a link to my adventurer's log. http://services.runescape.com/m=adventurers-log/display_player_profile.ws?searchName=sw0rd95&submit=Go Check next time before you accuse a legitimate player. No, you'd never make money skilling. Very few people do, most merch on the side. I have "skilled" on two accounts, and it's never been good money. All those skillers with 400m banks? Yea, merchers with 99 Rc. Skilling has never been good money, and I've been here long enough to know that. And yes, I was being half sarcastic when I posted that. And I agree with Evil Eye, once your skilled bot detection systems in which you have been hand trained by Jagex in the mountains of North Britain have destroyed all th bots, you now have to actually skill. Instead of perpetuatingly procrastinating, seriously. Side note: I was at mr mordaut on w84, did the puzzle, and then went downstairs to do a *very quick* chore. I get back up before it auto logs me to see "lmao gf botter reported" "[bleep] bot cant even do a random reported" "gf bot reported" WHAT THE [bleep] ?????? And that is why I do not like people like you Sw0rd, because your quasi McCarthyistic tactics make life harder for everyday players like me, while not even solving a problem. And I'll be completely honest, while I myself do not bot, I have no problem whatsoever with them, because as other people have said, it makes resources that much cheaper for me. And all the ones who botted to 99 Agility and Mining? Well good for them :) They have a really cool cape now that I want, however I still have millions of laps to run while they don't, oh well, life isn't fair. And besides, the hunter spot I'm at I don't have to hop more than 3 times to find an empty spot. So no, I don't want the bots gone. Do you remember what happened when bots got banned? Everything shot up in price, til it was too expensive to do anything. Herblore and prayer will become EVEN more expensive. Which is fine for you, because you have such a low prayer level that you can collect d bones for 20 mins and level like 5 times. But for me? I'm not going to hand slay 20,000 green dragons, when I could easily enough kill Sara a few times, get a few hilts, and save WEEKS of time. Honestly though, I do think some people here (maybe Sw0rd, I've not discounted him yet) who are so so so anti-botting where every post they make is hate filled bot themselves.

Oh I meant, not sure if you wrote it and posted for us to critique, or discuss the meaning etc.

Uhhh top the #1 sudanese rap indie charts? Is that a srs question?

i liked :D However, not sure what the point is, arrow boi. Though is interesting.

I nominated those girls for pro acting. Goddamn, they actually *loook* entertained.

He's moving on up :) Yay for Bangs!

Isn't posting vids from bangs a bannable offence now? DEAR GOD. WHY DID I WATCH THAT. Stupid video about a car, apparently named "yazz," almost as effective as the similarly named birth control, good luck inseminating when you drive that precoscious-mobile. i [bleep]ing hate bangs