Saru Inc

o. sorry. wait lemme back up a few posts. I don't mean to say they sound alike (even though I did say that :P ) but they remind me of it. Just the whole screaming over electronic beats thing. Also, idk, it just doesn't sound original. And I can't pinpoint why. Its like if i asked you why everything tastes like chicken you couldn't answer me. After all, its not chicken. But damn, does it taste like it.

finished my resumé for the position available at my job. I hope I get it :)

I'm Only Posting On This Because I Saw Bow'S Name. I Like Capitalizing Each Word As Well. It'S Fun. :) Why Does Everyone Always Say They Joined Around Feb 01, And Yet Their TIF Join Dates Are in 08 09. And Why Do All These People Say They Have All These Party Hats. I Bet 98% Of Them Are Lying. holy [cabbage], capitalizating each word is not worth the effort it takes.

Wow that was surprisingly good. I say surprisingly good, because most indie crap is well, lets face it, indie crap.

Be careful, this witch hunt you're on may lead to disastrous results. I think most of the witches you catch tend to be little kids in halloween costumes confused as to why they are being thrown into the water and told to float. 1) No, it was a human. 2) You have no proof, no one does. Maybe it was just a bloke who was mad at the fact that he gained 20 lbs, and decided to not let any appeals go through that day. 3) Ummm... yh. See line 2 4) Read line 2. This is easy :) 5) No, actually, nothing is "damaging" the game. It depends on what kind you mean. Down with the witch hunts, they stopped for a reason.

That's ridiculous. You have NO proof of them being a botter. None. All these "intelligent tricks" are nothing but idiotic ways to put your mind at ease that the person you know nothing about has done such an egregious thing you must ban them from the game. Sw0rd, back in the day you wouldn't even be legally old enough to play this game. I don't think you should think yourself up such a position as a "bot hunter." And now, I'd like for you to explain how you kill, trap, ridicule, and humiliate them. I want each method, or I don't want to see you posting on this again, since you would have just lied, and we don't need more liars on this forum. off topic: How do you ridicule/humiliate a machine... Okay, I'll say the methods of getting rid of bots: (After each method I report them as well) Essence bots: Open the door north of aubury, and close aubury's door, people that are botters run into the room north and one would close the door behind them. If they were somehow a player, they would open the door. That would be fairly humiliating for a person who bots to come back and find their bot running around in circles in a room, surrounded by other players saying lolololzzzzz loooollll now i will get modness :D w000t i haz going to get being moderator coz i reported. That's what lots of people are like. Green dragon bots: I haven't got much of a method to do this but, if a rev shows up, I try to lure it onto that player suspected of botting then I run for it to clan wars or tele out if in lower wildy. Chinchompa bots: Put fires where they lay their traps or put my own one there. It will at least delay them. It used to be possible to lure them to ogres, but it's not now I don't think. Yew bots: They sometimes randomly run northwest in huge groups then come back. I just report them if they do because it's enough to get them banned. Flax bots: Get a clockwork cat and have it on top of some flax, when they come to pick the flax they click on the cat, they either then get a random, or log out. With older bots it was possible to lure them to bats. If there are any other types of bot, I'll work out some method for them. Now do you believe me? I believe that you made that post, I believe that your name is Sw0rd95, and I also believe in life after love. However, I do not believe that any of those methods PROVE someone is a botter. While I will concede to the fact that the majority are, you really shouldn't do stuff like that. For example, sometimes I simply afk at chins, infact, once I was there just standing and looked backto my screen to see someone was tele othering me. So I was like w"wtf" and that was that. But what if someone afks at the aubury rune shop, and you just happen to close the door, you spend all that time reporting people. And some may not even be guilty. And why is it your job to do so? Oh... it's not. =\ I'm not trying to be harsh, but I really cannot stand people coming up to me saying "hi" "hey Saru _inc, you there?" Not for the purpose of starting a conversation, but for the purpose of raising their psuedo electronic ivory pedestal a few notches nightly. Sometimes I will simply say "f off rtard" and ignore them. I'll keep on playing, and ik now I won't get banned, because I'm not botting. However, it's so annoying to be hunting chins and all the sudden a "tele other" screen pops up. GET OFF MY SCREEN YOU OVERZEALOUS MIDGETIZED DIGITIZED LITTLE LIFE ZIT. Gah! (note, I'm not calling you that... only if you were to ever do that to me :P ) But the few times I do mine ess for strange rocks, I don't want people shutting doors on me, or when I'm collecting herbs, or w/c to spam trade requests at me. Because apparently if I say hi I could still be a bot. And I know the personality type of the wanna be mod, and they are wanna be mods for a reason, because they are not mature enough, nor tactful enough to be complete mods. So they try to fill the shoes not tailored for them, and complain when all their huffing and puffing trying to move the shoes go to no avail. Because they are not your shoes to move. *note* again, I'm responding to Sw0rd's post, but really I'm talking about all WBMS. You can love the game, and want to keep the rules aligned with the planets, but you don't have to be a douche. If someone cusses, or says "yh i live at 3245 rtard lane in north Dakota" don't report them. Don't warn them. Don't even talk to them. Move along, the message was not meant for you, so it's rude to intercept it and perceive your own quasi delusions of grandeur that you're single handedly stopping a ring of pedobear smugglers in north Dakota. No actually, you're affecting the dangerously unbalanced and perilous circle of life. Which will go on and on whether you do anything about it, so theres no use to reporting him. He'll be muted. So? Now he'll just hate you provided he knows who did it. Anyways. yh. I hate wannabe mods. I wish I could report them for bug abuse when annoying me like a [bleep] jackass because they're bugging me out. I hate it when they're like "OMG FOLLOW TEH RS RULEZZ PLEASE". I just want to make them lose all their items. I hope they lose all their vital organs. But first the trachea, then the corrorated artery(spelling?), then the medulla oblongata. Then they're dead. However, they will be alive the whole time as I dig the parts out with an irl macro I designed that also cusses, asks people what their favorite irl color is, usues a cheat to gain access to a private rs server to sell their soon to be vacant vital organs, and swiftly tells them that they are jagex. The end result, are the WBMs face the void of death with the realization that they are defeated by everything they stood up against.

Dude you'd grab a beer and by the time you close the fridge you're dead. I would probably waste that 1 min wondering how long til I get hit by the blast XD

**** **** ****** thats what it means. can't say it on tip.it cuz someone will report =\ umm idk waht we are rating

Wow, congrats!

300k or so til 93 Mining. Was mining like half the night after the sara trip.

Tbh I don't think permanent bans should exist anywhere. On any forum. But yh. How the crap did Romy get so many posts. I just noticed that. She just had like 50... Anyways, my feelings have already been duly noted so...

yer hurr durr. hes in california. just wait til he gets eaten by the earthquake caused by all the gays. also: went sara. 60 kills. dry. ALso: applied for the senior recptionist position at my job. Well.. im applying. lets see how it goes.

name dropper I'm applying for the Senior Receptionist Position at my job. Theres like... 12 total L. Pay is $11 an hour, and a lot more chill than taking calls all day.

Always gotta throw in that botting comment....

I call utter bull [cabbage]. As well as I call bull [cabbage] to everyone who says they got 99 and didn't buy a cape. Also, is 6+ stab really that much?

I was merely using 06 as an example, technically it was 07/08 where a lot quit. But the time isn't important, the attitude is.

Go back into your cave troll OT: I pay whenever i feel like playing Looks like we're gonna need a bigger boat. /reference I agree with Blade wing completely, if you hate the game, thats fine, but find a new website. However, as bows posted, if off topic gives you pleasure, then thats fine. But remember that the game has changed, and getting on 5 minutes a month doesn't mean you are continuously knowledgeable of how the game is run. People who quit in 06 come around here saying "yea rs sucks" ok. So I assume you re-subbed, and tested out the new features? No? Oh ok. I'm still wrong I assume? On topic: It has stopped me to be honest. However, RS is literally the only game I play. Except for when Portal 2/forced unleashed 2 comes out. Off topic again: Guys, you're not trolling for simply disagreeing with the masses. Infact, there are maybe 1 or 2 true trolls here. The rest have been banned. Making sardonically witty comments is not trolling, it's being human, and having fun.

That's ridiculous. You have NO proof of them being a botter. None. All these "intelligent tricks" are nothing but idiotic ways to put your mind at ease that the person you know nothing about has done such an egregious thing you must ban them from the game. Sw0rd, back in the day you wouldn't even be legally old enough to play this game. I don't think you should think yourself up such a position as a "bot hunter." And now, I'd like for you to explain how you kill, trap, ridicule, and humiliate them. I want each method, or I don't want to see you posting on this again, since you would have just lied, and we don't need more liars on this forum. off topic: How do you ridicule/humiliate a machine...

If a person has the ability and knowledge to spell and use correct grammar, they should. Spelling things incorrectly makes you look like an idiot. And why do they look like an idiot? Simply because you come from an place where something originated doesn't mean it's imbued into your genes. I may come from America, but if you ask me to make a Ford focus I couldn't. And no, this isn't a far out analogy, language is a very complex thing, and to get a grasp on it requires a great deal of intelligence. However, simply choosing to not use grammar for whatever reason doesn't mean you are devoid of grammar at all, and is silly to think so.

While that may be true, I don't see the harm in posting it. Unless for some reason your under a NDA or something. But its whatever.

^^ no. I would post an argument, but that's all that can be said. Nothing is original anymore, not even Gaga.

@ Das Privacy? Wtf? how does telling us your company name do anything. I can post my company, the address and everything. That still doesn't mean you know who I am. People who take unneeded "security" risks bug me. Like people who refuse to tell me their last name at my job...wtf?

1) Don't use the term veteran when referring to a game. 2) years mean nothing, literally nothing. 3) I've played since 01, but started this account in july 07. I don't think 4+ years is a wise choice.

Why won't you say the company name...?

Oh how i wish that worked... i feel violated, and it wasn't even me. =\ ITT: Op botted 90 Fishing i kid i kid. I mean I hate talking to people, but I am pretty sure I've been reported at least twice for botting for having pub off, so now I turn it on. I don't want a glitch in the report system to get me banned, I'd rather appease them and say something.