It's probably dark, or darkish where you are right now.

 

You're reading this thread, suddenly the power goes out. Your computer screen flashes off. Before you can adjust to the darkness and find your cellphone for light, a bright flash, like one of those huge LED maglites, appears for just a second in your window, like a bolt of lightning outside your house.

 

There's no rain, and oddly enough no clouds, but you do hear a sizzling noise from outside. You look outside and realize there's a bright, bright light from the opposite side of your house. There is complete and utter silence, not even the distant traffic anymore.

 

You wonder if you've been, I don't know, deafened somehow.

 

You run to the other side of your house and look out the door. Visible over the trees and houses is this.

 

You have less than a minute.

 

What do you do?

QUICK! GET UNDER A DESK!

Probably sit down and wait to die.

I go... wait a second... it's light outside now! :unsure:

 

Then I go... HOLY [cabbage] I'M GOING TO DIIIIIEEEEEE. And then die :mellow:

Wake up.

Masturbating session before I die.

Masturbating session before I die.

 

In 1 minute?

You have less than a minute.

 

^More like less than 1 second?

I'd just think : wow.Then die.

Depending how far you are from the center of the explosion.

Masturbating session before I die.

 

In 1 minute?

I've never tried it but since it is my last minute I might as well give it a *shot* (see what I did there?).

I'd grab a beer and go sit on the porch.

Oh jeez oh darn oh jeez oh darn oh jeez oh darnoh jeez oh darnoh jeez oh darn, pretty much repeated ad nauseum until I die.

 

I'd probably also put on some appropriate music, too, since I'd probably be at my computer. Something nice and apocalyptic.

 

EDIT - Wait since there's no power, I'd settle for humming something nice and apocalyptic.

Or I would try to get a head start on the post-apocalyptic pillaging.

"Duck, and cover, the bombs are coming down!"!

O.o what the -

*dies*

Wait for just the right moment, then just out my window, hollywood style so the explosion blows it out as I'm falling. :shades: Then die from the landing. :thumbup:

Take a picture, save the camera in the bunker, realize I have no room in my bunker because I don't get allong well with the camera, wait outside while the camera eats my reserve food inside my bunker and I die.

OH SHI-

http://www.aolnews.com/world/article/north-korea-vows-nuclear-response-to-us-drills-in-sea-of-japan/19567080?ncid=webmail

This is pretty interesting, Sam.

 

I would find my mother, father, and younger sister in the house, hug them both, and text (I probably wouldn't have enough time to call) my girlfriend, and tell her that I lover her.

Jump in my refrigerator.

I see someone has been on /r9k/.

 

I'd light a cigarette and walk towards my impending doom. Not run. Not step occasionally. Walk.

Grab my girl, a couple lawn chairs, light up a cigarette, put on Aenima by Tool, and watch as our blissfull destruction sets in.

Shoot myself

Shoot myself

Haha joke's on you, it was one of those Looney Toons backgrounds and they pulled it away after you shot.

I see someone has been on /r9k/.

 

I'd light a cigarette and walk towards my impending doom. Not run. Not step occasionally. Walk.

 

Yes sir. :mrgreen: