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I would assume I had eaten some wierd hallucinogenic mushrooms, because I'm pretty sure the mushroom clouds are a figment of Hollywood's imagination. The actual explosion takes place in a fraction of a second, a human wouldn't see that cloud without using some camera that takes pictures every .001 seconds. And anyways, if you see the cloud then you're already dead. So I suppose I would go into some deep reverie about the existence of ghosts, and decide what I wanted to do now that I'm undead. Which, coincidentally, would make a great thread. If you found, upon waking up, that you hadn't actually woken up but instead had become a ghost (assuming they exist), what would you do?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_explosion

 

Those mushroom clouds really happen.

 

I didn't say it doesn't happen, I said it's unlikely you would be able to see it because it happens in a split second, and you would probably be dead.

 

It doesn't dissipate in a split second. It slowly rises into the upper atmosphere and dissipates over a much longer period of time. Not exactly sure how long, but more than a few minutes.

 

Although if I saw a mushroom cloud I wouldn't be concerned about this argument, I'd have to do something awesome. I like the idea of listening to Tool, but I think I'd listen to the song Right In Two, I find it a very fitting song to hear in a situation like this. Only problem is it's 9 minutes long..

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfoQsZa8F1c

 

:o :o :o :o wut

Is that slow motion?

 

Ok, you have a convert. If I saw that IRL I would probably just stare at it. Then I'd turn on the TV to see what exactly was blown up, and which Middle Eastern country we were going to invade because of it.

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i dont think so. Looking at the power of the bomb (was it 100 MT?) the camera has to be at a huge distance to stay alive, thus making the size of the cloud epic.

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"The Tsar Bomba's fireball, measuring 8 kilometres (5.0 mi) in diameter, is said to have touched the ground and nearly reached the altitude of the deploying Tu-95 bomber."

 

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Laugh manically revealing tactical nuke button and 25 dead people behind me.

It's a REALLY big shaft.

I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.

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I would just look at it and go...

"Huh...this is how I wanted to die :shades: "

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I've seen that video so many times and it still amazes me. Hauntingly beautiful... But scary as hell. I pray to god something like this is never used in warfare again, even though I know it will be.

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After this topic, I'd just look at it and go 'FUUUU TIF.' Or something like that. :thumbup:

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I'd mutter "meh" because I know I'll just be quantum travel myself into another dimension where I wouldn't have been disintegrated by a nuke (just like how I'm in this dimension with you lot because I didn't choke on that piece of pork like that other me did in that other dimension).

 

MIGHT AS WELL GO GET SHOT DOWN DURING A BANK HEIST, brb.

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I'd mutter "meh" because I know I'll just be quantum travel myself into another dimension where I wouldn't have been disintegrated by a nuke (just like how I'm in this dimension with you lot because I didn't choke on that piece of pork like that other me did in that other dimension).

 

MIGHT AS WELL GO GET SHOT DOWN DURING A BANK HEIST, brb.

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http://meyerweb.com/eric/tools/gmap/hydesim.html

 

Thats pretty fun to play with and a bit scary.

 

 

I actually had this conversation in my physics class this year and i said that i would just get out a lawn chair and just sit and wait. Theres nothing you can do, so why not get a good view. And i would probably drink something strong (even if i am still under age :-#) to make me feel at ease.

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What's the tool where you could use Google Maps to select where and what type of nuke to detonate?

http://www.carloslabs.com/projects/200712B/GroundZero.html

 

Have fun simulating nuclear attacks.

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

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What's the tool where you could use Google Maps to select where and what type of nuke to detonate?

http://www.carloslabs.com/projects/200712B/GroundZero.html

 

Have fun simulating nuclear attacks.

Wow, its like if Google Maps were run by the DPRK.

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If movies have taught me anything, then I'd jump in my fridge, Indiana Jones style.

 

...Grab a sandwich, and call some people, then die in about 2 more minutes.

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What's the tool where you could use Google Maps to select where and what type of nuke to detonate?

http://www.carloslabs.com/projects/200712B/GroundZero.html

 

Have fun simulating nuclear attacks.

 

That was fun I just asteroided north america.

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